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Tenchi: I smoked pot yesterday Tenchi: Ryoko, I think we should further our relationship Ryoko: I’m a Nun Achika: Hey tenchi, my sword's sooooo much bigger than yours Tenchi: I have decided to join the nation of Islam Yosho: God, These split ends are the worst Sasami: Isn’t it funny, me and Tsunami look exactly alike Nobuyuki: Ive decided to get a sex change Ryoko: I must admit, Ayeka, I have always been quite fond of you. (wait, that did happen in the time and space adventures) Tenchi (during Tenchi Muyo in Love): wait a minute, if my mother was killed in 1969 and I wasn’t born til the 80’s, wouldn’t I have disappeared regardless of washu’s machine or not. Plus, if I went back in the first place and I accually saw my mother wouldn’t that disrupt something?(I appologize for this post) Ryo-Ohki: Woof Woof Kain: ya know what would be cool, if I had red contact lenses Ryoko: Adultry? What’s That? Nobuyuki: I think they should have made a spin off series starring me. I would call it "Celebrity Perverts and Such." Sasami: No, Forget you, Make your own , lunch, im going to Chuck E. Cheese. Washu: Wow, this Pre-Algebra is hard Ryoko: Help me Tenchi, The people from AA are after me!!! I DON’T HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM!!! Nobuyuki: Forget Architecture, I always wanted to be a Go Go Dancer. Kagato: Ryoko, I am your Father! Tenchi: do you think you can call me little tenchi? Azusa: Funaho, I lied to you about why you and Misaki are my wives. The whole "Jurain Civilization" thing was just bull, I just told you that do I could get double the pleasure, double the fun. Tenchi: *sigh* no girls like me. Maybe I should ask Dad for some advice on finding a girl Tenchi: ummm, Ryoko, Im beginning to doubt my ability to… perform. Tenchi: (creates the light hawk wings) awww man, this a purple outfit is waaaaay to fruity, maybe I should ask Seriyo for some advise. Dr. Clay: just more of me to love baby, just more of me to love. Kiyone: don’t leave me Mihoshi, I would be lost without you Sasami: Please, don’t get me angry, you wouldn’t like me when im angry Ayeka: KILL ALL ANIMALS, KILL ALL PLANTS Ryoko: Im not really a woman, I’m really a man in drag Tenchi: Comeback later, I'm spanking the dolphin Yosho: *in the shower* " Every little thing i do, never seems enough for you......" SCENE QUOTES
Tenchi: that’s it, I quit. I’m going to another anime. Ayeka: Why? Tenchi: because im not getting the respect I need. Ryoko: what are you talking about? The whole show is named after you Tenchi: Yea, but im going to Ranma ½ where I can fulfill my dream of becoming a woman when I get hit with cold water.
Ayeka: Tenchi, I baked this cake for you today Sasami: no you didn’t, I did Ayeka: Shut up bitch and give me a brownie
Nagi: Ryoko, I've come for your head Ryoko: can't we do it later Nagi? Nagi: NO! Ryoko: But Pokémon is on now Nagi: ooooh, why didn't you say so Nagi and Ryoko: GOTTA CATCH'M ALL!!!
*NEW* Tenchi: Ryoko, Why do you have cat eyes? Are you a cat? Ryoko: i don't know, it never really crossed my mind. But i'm not a cat Tenchi: Well, why do you have a tail that only appears on that one dress? Ryoko: It's not a tail, it was just something that was drawn to give me more cat-like appendages. Tenchi: I thought you said you weren't a cat? Ryoko: Hmmm, i would go ask the writers to find out why i am a cat but i wouldn't want to wake them from their drug-addled Sleep to find out. *NEW*Tokimi: Finally Washu, I have found you! Washu: What do you want Tokimi: Revenge!!! I will take revenge for that day 20,000 years ago, in a rematch Washu: OK, im ready Tokimi: *Spins* Right-hand Green
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