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Warning: This might be a little OOC and crazy

Uncle Wu-bear
Part 1

"Ack... I think I'm getting more of those white strings" Professor G
complained as he was looking at his reflection... "I can't stay looking
like THIS!!" He sighed as he was trying to find those white strings.
"GRRR..." (Author's note: well... you might be thinking his hair is
already gray, this is one of those horrible OOC of mine)
Master O blinked a few times while reading the scripts a few times.
"Dang! I must be getting old" He tried to read those tiny words but sighed
anyways.
"My poor head hurts... I must be working too hard on these things!"
Instructor H said while rubbing his forehead. Suddenly a crack... "ACK!
Even my back!"
Doctor S was just taking some time off for his meal... "Aa... that
hurts..." Doctor S spit out a tooth and glanced at it. "My, my... time do
fly..."
Doctor J was working on some potion thing in his private lab when the
other scientists came in.

"Doctor J, we've got to talk..." Professor G said angrily as Doctor J
was surprised to see some black dreads between his big mushroom-ish
hair. "He had been coloring his hair" Doctor J noted in his thoughts and
was surprised to see Master O wearing those thick glasses which looked
O-O on him, Instructor H leaning on a stick while holding his back and
Doctor S... he had a bandage over his head like as if his tooth hurt. "So
I guess you all came here for some kind of reason because we're growing
old?" Doctor J stated. "You bet!" Professor G said while crossing his
arms. "Well... I suspected that we're really getting old so I came up
with this formula..." Doctor J gave them a glimpse of this strange
juicy-looking thing... "Let me guess, one of your strange potions again?"
Master O said. "Yes... a potion which can bring us back to our youth"
Doctor J stated. "Who is going to be your victim?" Instructor S asked.
Doctor J glared at the others and grinned evilly... "We'll have to try
giving it to THEM... besides they're still young..."
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The former gundam pilots were now living at Winner residence (Author's
note: okay, okay... one of those same things, I guess). Heero was
behind his laptop as usual, Duo was watching TV, Quatre was outside with the
Maganuacs, Trowa had been sitting on the couch for over 4 hours waiting
for... dinner (Author's note: o_O I may be getting too hungry at the
moment) while Wufei was up in his room reading one of his History books.

The History books about democracy actually... democracy on Earth and in
the Colonies. He liked reading that same old democratic thing over and
over just to do some assignments like hobbies. And did you think he
doesn't do justice with THAT sort of book? Well, you can hear him pout and
pout while reading about politics in the past. "Darn those
militaries!... This is injustice! Kids aren't supposed to be involved with
violence...!" Wufei complained (Author's note: Isn't he a little OOC?).

Meanwhile, downstairs...
"I'm back!!" Quatre called as he went into the living-room. Trowa
jumped up and Duo turned to look over his shoulder. "Welcome back..." Duo
said. "Quatre..." Trowa then noticed something in Quatre's hands. "Oh...
these... the scientists gave it to me. They wanted us to drink it up"
Quatre smiled. Heero looked up from his laptop. "They wanted...?" 'Why?"
Duo wondered. "They must be in a good mood" "I'm not sure... maybe they
just wanted to treat us..." Quatre said. "They said it was just a cheer
up drink after all of our hard work" "Let's drink it!" Duo exclaimed.

Wufei looked up from his book..."Winner must be back..." he thought and
turned to the next page. "It must be time for the cooking" Wufei
thought as he slid his fallen strands of hair over his ear.
[tick, tick, tick...] there was quite a silence in his room and you can
still hear the ticking of his clock. Wufei felt his stomach grumbling
and looked at the clock. "It must be time for dinner..." He closed his
book after slipping a piece of paper between the pages. He paced down
the hall and went to the lunchroom.

He heard a click and turned around. "Who's there?" He asked quickly and
saw a little boy with familiar brown messy hair and deep blue eyes
holding a gun. (Author's note: and I may add his clothes are kinda thrice
the size of his body) "Omae..." the boy said with a baby accent.
"Wha...? Who are you? Maxwell! Are you still accepting kids to babysit?!!"
Wufei yelled as he ran into the living-room. "Du... du..." was the answer.
He was shocked to find another little kid... only with brown hair in a
braid and sucking his thumb (Author's note: and also BIG clothes).
"What's going on?!" Wufei called and stumbled across two other kids also
with familiar looking hair styles: one blonde and the other brown
(Author's note: same here. Big clothes. o_O I'm getting crazy). "Qua... qua"
said one of them. "Trow... trow..." was the other.

Wufei rubbed his eyes thinking that he might be seeing illusions, but
it was not. "Wu... wu..." the little kid with the braid said and crawled
near Wufei's feet. "This can't be happening! This can't be happening! I
knew I shouldn't have read those experiments of how to see little
forms... ARGH! My eyes must be damaged or something..." Wufei said and
rubbed his eyes again, before looking at the kids.
"Wu... wu..." Wufei glanced at the kid nearby and sat on the floor.
"Maxwell...?" Wufei asked. The kid smirked and tackled him shouting out
loud "Unc'e Wu!..."

"Wha...?" Wufei's eyes widened and looked around. "This must be another
trick! What has happened to them?!" The others crawled near him and
they began to gagga this and gagga that. "Wu... wu... wu... bear!"
(Author's note: Baby talks, you know? Instead Fei, it's now bear. I'm getting
horrible, right?)
"How many times must I tell you. It's WuFEI!" Wufei went nuts as the
little 'kids' crawled onto his lap or should I say tackle him also
(Author's note: Let's just say they wanted a hug...o_O *grin*) "Wu...wu..."
they somehow went into a chanting mood and started playing with his
hair. "Unc'e wu... BEAR!" Small Duo smirked.

"GET OFF!!" Wufei yelled and pushed the kids away from him. "WHAT THE
HECK IS GOING ON?" He glared at the little kids and they stared at him
with those big puppy eyes. Then... "WAAAAA.... WAAAA!!" the began to
wail and cry. Wufei got stiffened as he watched the little kids cry and
cry... "Why are they crying?... Even that Yuy..." Wufei thought guiltily.
"WAAAA! WAAA! WAA!" was only the racket in the Winner residense while
Wufei cringed into a chair by the loud and mournful cries.

Wufei couldn't take it anymore and went ner the crying kids. "Now, now.
STOP crying! Boys don't cry!! Crying is for weaklings!!" Wufei warned
and the kids stopped... looking at him with their big eyes again... they
sniffed, but then again. "WAAA! WAAAA! Unc'e Wu BEAR...! WAAA!"
"Not again" Wufei complained and sighed. "How did this happen? I must
be dreaming or something...Or I must have watched too many of those
crazy videos that Maxwell buys... DARN! This really can't be happening!"
"WAAA! WAAA! Unc'e Wu... BEAR! WAAA!" they cried loudly.

"Okay... okay... shush, you weaklings!!... Please... keep quiet...
please don't cry...." Wufei said quickly trying to shush the kids up, but
didn't quite know what to say anyways. "ARGH!... This is woman work!
They're supposed to watch over kids...!" Wufei thought dizzily as he was
going to tumble over the chairs.
"Hhmmm... it does seem to be working..." He heard a familiar voice and
whirled around. "You..." He was surprised that the other scientists
were with him also. "What's going on? How did you guys get in?"

Doctor J grinned and Wufei seemed to notice some slight changes among
the scientists. "What's with those black strings...? And those horrible
glasses? ... And the stick? ... and..." Wufei commented while pointing
at each of them. "Enough!" Professor G warned. "It seems like the juice
did work after all... but I may be exaggerating. I got them 14 years
younger..." Doctor J said. "What? What are you talking about? What's
going on?" Wufei yelled. "What happened to them? They shrunk just by
drinking the juice?!!"

"Yes... we're getting too old for this scientist job and so Doctor J
decided to make some kind of potion or medical drink which might bring us
back to our youthful forms" Master O explained while sliding those
glasses back up when they tried to slid off his nose. Instructor H kneeled
down near the crying 1 year olds and they stopped crying. "They're
fine... I can see that...and also a little immature" The toddlers stared at
him with those puppy big eyes and slowly began to tear up again. "Oh
no..." Wufei thought and directly they began to cry out loud.

"VERY immature. The juice might have effected their brains and
conscious" Doctor S said. "Well... I guess there's nothing serious. The juice
will wear off just about over a few weeks. You don't have to worry.
Luckily you're the only one left normal" Professor G stated as he glared at
Wufei. "WHAT?! A few weeks?! How can I live with them under one roof?
They'll drive me crazy!!!" Wufei shouted. "Well... now that you mention
it... YOU can take the responsibility as your mission..." Doctor J
stated and Wufei's eyes widened.

"WHAT?! Baby-sit them?!!" Wufei shouted disapprovingly. "Why!!?" The
scientists ignored him and commented: "A great mission... very great. So
keep up your work! They're counting on you to take care of you" Wufei
was quite mad as he looked at the crying kids again. "Now... we must go
back to work. I've to add some more things in my juice" Doctor J said
and the other scientists followed him out of the house, leaving Wufei
with the kids who were once his comrades.

He clenched his fists while gritted his teeth. "How dare they?...
Testing that thing on them!! Injustice! Now I'm responsible!!" Wufei
complained and glared at the kids who got silenced quite awhile. "Huh? Already
asleep?" Wufei said to himself. They had crawled near each other to
feel each other's warmth when they were asleep and slept ... well... like
babies. Wufei sighed and his anger was softened. "Whoever thought they
can be so kawaii when they're asleep? I never knew that they looked
cute when they were babies..." Wufei thought when a smile crawled out of
his softened face. "Better get them into bed, before they'll get any
worms or germs..." Wufei sighed and slowly, but carefully took the
sleeping toddlers to their respected rooms.

Author's note: Err... that's it for part 1, I guess. I'm very slow with
these kind of subjects.

Next ---> Uncle Wu-bear part 2

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