Wanna Live With the Ronins?
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Cosmic Glider stood outside quietly as the crane lifted the roof onto the new building.
CG: Mia, what's going on?
Mia: We're building a guesthouse. There are so many obsessed fanatics around that I got a government grant to build a place to put them all. Want to sign up for the first room?
CG: Hmm. Stay at home with my two evil brothers and my restricting parents, or move in next door to the nine hottest guys in the universe? What do I do Mia? Where do I sign, and when do I move in?
Mia: You can sign up right here on my clipboard, the cost is free because the government is paying for it, and you can move in right away if you help us clean up all the saw dust.
CG: Oh, my, gosh. That is so cool. Do I get to come over to your place whenever I want?
Mia: Sure, you do anyway.
CG: WOOHOO!!!! *after signing Mia's clipboard list she immediately went into the guesthouse to help clean up saw dust and make a mental list of everything that she was going to put into her room*
note: If you do move in, try to be nice to Mia, she's quite busy and she does have the power to kick you out!
RowenLover: I wanna live there if that's ok with you Mia! I promise to be nice! *sees a halo* I'll go outside and play I PROMISE!!
CG: *comes outside with the Ronins and Warlords following her after cleaning up the sawdust*Maybe we should turn the front room into a lobby, then we could have some lemonade or something after hard work like that *she headed towards Mia to see who else may have signed up*
Sage: Well of course the work is going to seem hard if you keep starting sawdust fights every time we almost have it cleaned up.
CG: *giggling* Well I couldn't help myself, you were all just asking for it.
Mia: Hey everyone, we have a new tenant at the guesthouse, give a warm welcome to RowenLover.
Rowen: "Oh no!"
RowenLover: Oh yes! *promptly begins chasing Rowen*
CG: LET THE GAMES BEGIN! *she decided to chase Anubis for no apparent reason*
Ryo: Oh brother!.
Marie Kenobi: Ooo! Ooo! Can I PLEASE live there too Mia!? Preferably a room that faces Ryo's! Thanks! *Looks at Ryo and smiles evily* Oh Ryyyooo!! Come herrreee!!
Ryo: *Gulp*
Mia: I'll just leave the list in the lobby *she allowed Marie Kenobi to sign for the 3rd room*
CG: Three down, only 97 more to go.
Sage: Hey, can I get a room in the guesthouse? I'll do anything to get away from Sekhmet's snoring. Plus, I wouldn't mind being around when all the girls that love me start pooring in.
CG: Yeah, like that will ever happen.
Sage: ...
CG: What was that?
Sage: I said maybe I don't want to live there if you're going to be there.
CG: Aww, did I step on your itty bitty ego?
Cye: *yelling from Mia's house* DINNER'S READY!!!!!! Our three new guests can join us.
CG, RowenLover, and Marie: WOOHOO! *the girls ran after all of the Ronins and Warlords as they all raced to beat Kento to the table. Two really good things happened when they arrived. First, Yuli's parents came to pick him up for dinner. Second, each of the girls got to sit next to her favorite Ronin*
RowenLover: I can't believe I live here now! *hugs Rowen* Now I can be by you 24/7!
Rowen: *sweatdrop* Glad someone's happy. *grumbles* wish it were me!
RL: You say somwthing Ro-chan?
Rowen: Who me? Nah you're hearing things!
RL: OH NO NOT AGAIN! Not the voices! NO!!!!
Riikii: *springs in, signs the guestbook, laughs insanely and glomps all the Ronins and Warlords, much to the annoyance of CG, RL, and Marie* Hi guys! I'm here to stay if Mia will have me!
Anubis: *whispers to Mia* Say no.
Riikii: ANUBIEEEEE!! *glomps Anubis* You're my favorite warlord!
Anubis: O_O Ack, let go! I can't breathe!
Riikii: ^-^ That's the whole point, silly.
Anubis: ...
Marie: Riikii, what have I told you about glomping my Ryo on the head? You're right, nothing. Oh well, just stay back. I don't want to have to pull out my lightsaber. j/k I wouldn't do that to you. I must say though. For all of you who have seen the OAVs (especially Kikoutei) Yuli isn't half bad. Ssshhh, you didn't hear it from me though!
Ryo: Can we finish eating?
Marie: *whispering* Sorry!
CG: Welcome to the guesthouse Riikii, and please feel welcome to glomp anyone unless it's Anubis, Dais (my fav Warlords) Rowen(my fav Ronin), me, RowenLover, or Marie Kenobi *whispering to Riikii* You can glomp Ryo anytime though just don't let Marie catch you!
Ryo:*from the floor* Hey, that's not fair...did you know that I can see little White Blazes instead of stars?
CG: *rolls her eyes* No, we didn't but thanks for telling us.
*everyone continued eating as Cye set a place for Riikii. Out of no where White blaze jumped on the table and ate everything on it, including the flowers in the middle. Kento put up a bit of a fight but lost in the end. Finally, after coming to his senses, Ryo got White Blaze off the table and Mia served dessert.
After dessert the girls each made a desperate attempt to follow their favorite Ronin to bed but failed. They were kindly carried out to the guesthouse (which they enjoyed very much {Hey! Who wouldn't enjoy being carried by their favorite Ronin}) and told that they could visit tomorrow*
MiyukiChan: hmmmmmmmmmm Should or shouldnt I? Jaya? wanna input ur input...(does that sound right?)
Miyu: *kicks the door down, being the expert assassian.*
Kalika: *jumps in* sooo....
Lai-Yun: *runs from the screaming fans* sheez....
CG: Well I don't know what to make of all the door destroying and people jumping in but you're always welcome to sign up. Oh, and the list is just on the desk in the lobby, Mia kind of gave up on keeping track of the clipboard.
Marie: *whispering* What say we get some silly string and whip cream then go visit our fav Ronins? Heck, how about all of them? I'll even bring along some cherries to put on top.
CG: Finally, someone else who wants to take advantage of living next door to the Ronins. *she ordered some midnight mischief making supplies from her armband* I think we should leave a note for the others just in case they want to catch up later.
Marie: Yeah, that sounds good.
CG and Marie left a note at the door of each occupied room and immediately left to go cause trouble for the armor bearers. As they walked toward Mia's house CG began to decide which vehicles to trash with TP and shaving cream.
CG: Well, Kale's is definitely in, it's just asking to get TP'd.
Marie:Yeah, and we can't forget the convertables. Have you noticed how they have been conveniently left open.
CG: Yeah! That is convenient *laughs maniacally*
RL: I'll join! *grins* I think I'll go see to the library.
CG: The library?
RL: *smiles evily* Yep! Rowen can't ignore me if all the books are gone! Tee hee! *whispers* But I won't trash em' since half of them are Mia's. I don't wanna get kicked outta the house! Have fun! *sneaks off*
Riikii was peacefully in bed, having no desire to play tricks on the Ronins and Warlords...yet.
She dreamt that Toonami came out with another segment on Saturday nights that ran GW and Tenchi uncut, and also Ronins at 10:30.(a real dream)
As CG and Marie finished with the vehicles CG thought of another evil deed.
CG: Hey, what would happen if I put a couple of Dais' spiders in Sage's bed? *leaves Marie to finish up with the shaving cream and immediately donned some spider handling gloves*
RL: This is SO much more fun than sleeping! *grabs loads full of books and makes her way to her bedroom, dumping the books everywhere and goes back* Woo! This is a lot of work but it's fun! He'll never know what hit him! HAHAHA!!! *grabs more books* Ooohhhh I think I'm going to be sore for a bit afterwards.
~1 hour later~
I'm never giving these back for a MONTH! I ain't lugging them back UP here! I'll just hide them in places I know... like that there! Hehehe! He'll never know! *walks away giggling*
Marie: Be very careful with those books RL!! I like them just as much as Rowen (especailly the Star Wars ones ^ _ ^)! We can stash some in my room if you like. And CG, excellent idea about the spiders. No, I don't think Sage likes them. And neither does my Ryo-poo.
Having finished putting her evil deeds into place CG teleported onto the rooftop of the guesthouse to wait for the other girls to finish. As she lounged, gazing at the sea of stars, she couldn't help but doze off. While she slept, a bird landed on her chest, looked at her oddly a bit, then flew away. Later Dais came. He had been snoozing upside down from a tree outside when he heard the flapping of the birds wings. He followed the silvery-gull with his eyes until he noticed where it was going. He could see a reclining figure on the roof and climbed up to see who it was. CG continued to snooze as he kneeled beside her, an extra large spider in his hand, plotting some mischief to play on the slumbering girl.
CG awoke with a start. She looked around confusedly as she tried to figure out where she was. This was kind of hard because everything seemed to be upside down and spinning at an odd angle, there also seemed to be some sort of sticky, filmy substance over her mouth, head, and just about the rest of her body, leaving only enough room for her eyes. She looked up (or down) to see grass where the sky was supposed to be. As she hung from the tree she felt something tickling her back. Suddenly a gigantic spider crawled over the bridge of her nose and she realized what happened.
RL: Don't worry I'm very careful with things like these! I cherish them too! More than Ro but I just don't read so much as him. Little brat. Sorry me and him are fighting now! *shrugs* He keeps his distance and he lives. *giggles* And his new hair color! HAHAHA!!!
Riikii: Me likes da books too. ^_^ I read everything fiction, mostly scifi and fantasy. You name it, chances are I've read it. Harry Harrison and the Stainless Steel Rat series (one of my faves ^-^) practically every SW book in print, Harry Potter, Piers Anthony, Robert Silverburg's collections, Orson Scott Card, Anne McCaffery... *goes off ranting*
Hmm, I think I'll hide some of Rowen's books for the girls. He'll never notice. *grabs a book* Besides, I haven't read this one...Oh! Hey! This is the second Robotech one! I've wanted to get my hands on this for ages!
CG's swinging motion increased when she saw RowenLover run by with a good sized pile of books in her hand.
CG: MMMMMmMmMmMmmMHmf *This really sucks. Maybe if I swing a lot I can make this stuff loosen a bit. She began to swing more. Just then the silvery gull returned. It landed upside down on the sticky cocoon, looked CG in the face, and began to peck at the gooey mass.
CG: * after her mouth was free* Wow, you're a really smart bird.
Bird: But you're a very foolish human
CG: Whoa, did I really hear that? The voice was only in my head but it seemed so real. *the bird continued to free her*
Marie: *Looks around and sees NOTHING* : It's to quiet in here! Have they figured out who did what? Yipe. I'm not sleeping tonight. Anyone want to stay in the same room tonight and take watches?
Riikii: I will! Want me to bring you a book! Wow, this one is good... *puts nose back in Robotech book* And when I'm done, Rowen has the entire Alien Chronicles. I would kill for his books.
CG climbed to her feet as she watched the silver gull land on a tree branch.
CG: Can you really talk?
Bird: Yes, human. I'll ask you to please not be startled as I change to my disguise of human form.
CG: *extremely confused, she nodded her head in answer. She was very curious as to what the bird was going to do. As she watched, the birds feathers began to change to a mettallic scarlet-black color and the birds legs began to elongate and thicken. It's beak melted away as its wings turned to a tanned peach. The birds amber eyes enlarged as the size of its head increased. The remainder of its feathers melded into the mane of black hair that was forming. What had been a bird now stood erect, clothed in a Chinese-styled silver top that had red and black floral designs flowing through it and silver pants that fit snuggly at the top but flared at the bottom to reveal white, toeless high-heeled shoes that somehow managed to remind CG of Ryo's Inferno armor. The gull had transormed into a teenaged girl that looked no more than 16-years-old*
Bird: I am called 'Kikoutei no Kamome' or 'Gull of Inferno' I arose from the attack, Rage of Inferno after its first use by the armor bearer, Ryo. Since that day I have watched the armor bearer, making sure that the armor did not fall into the wrong hands. After so many years of watching, I have grown tired of my bird form and now, take on the form of an adolscent human to join your ranks as a member of this guesthouse. I do hope that we will all grow to be friends, I too have a few pranks to bestow upon the armor bearer and his companions.
CG: Um, you lost me somewhere around 'Gull of Inferno' but you're welcome to join the guesthouse. Oh and by the way, would you mind if I just called you Kamome?
Kamome: Thank you. And yes, you may call me Kamome. *CG and Kamome headed toward the guesthouse and CG helped Kamome settle into her new room*
RL: I'll stay in the same room!! Just give me about an hour to grab all the books and hide them! I know I can put some in Kento's cuz nobody would expect that! Teehee!! *walks off* Hope nobody is supicious, that would be bad.
Marie: That's a good idea RL. I just hope that if Kento finds them, he doesn't try to hide candy in them. You know, I haven't heard anything from the boys lately. *glances at clock* Duh! *whacks self on head* It's midnight! Oh well, when morning comes I'll just have to ask how Ryo slept last night. And Kamome, just to let you know - You can watch over Ryo and the Inferno, but he already has two personal body guards. *Reaches next to her and pulls the covers off of a sleeping Riikii* Her and me. Nighty night.
Azure Nightfire: *signs guestbook* I'd like a room in the guest house too. I don't ask for much, just make sure it has soft walls. For bouncing y'know. *wink*
Riikii: *snores*
RL: I can't sleep. *sees her red eyes* I wanna go read a book. Too much stress, too much talking, too much books, too much carrying things.....
*sighs* too much COMPLAINING!!! *sobs* I just wanna go to sleep! WAAHHH!!
Azure: *shoots RowenLover with a tranq. gun*
RL: *keels over*
Azure: Oh Shoot, what did I do? Now the lack of sleep is getting to me too, And...I'm...GOING INSANE LIKE RIIKII! Oh, well, one thing to do.
*Shoots self with slightly smaller dose and keels over too*
(asleep)"caffiene...tigers...water ballet" she mutters incoherently, totally out of it
CG: Welcome aboard Azure, uh, Azure? *nudges Azure* Well, I guess she's out.*glances out the window and notices the sun beginning to rise* Oh, goody! Now the fun begins! *CG anticipated the reactions of the waking Ronins and Warlords. Personally, she wouldn't mind being tied up again. Swinging upside down was sort of a rush. She glanced toward the door to see a gull flutter out* Gosh leave without saying a word.
RL: *sleeps peacefully* Hmmm......... sugar........ pixie sticks....... hehehe..... Kale......... *hears numerous ramblings*
*few hours when Riikii sees sun coming up* Huh? *blinks eyes and sits up and looks at her watch* Wow only 4 o'clock..... 4 O'CLOCK!!!! OMG I'm so stupid! Bad girl never get up this early ever again! D@mn sun should die! *mumbles and lays back down* Beddie bye... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
CG: Stares at RL, "You know, I don't think I've gotten any sleep last night *head drops onto the couch and she immediately starts snoozing. All the girls asleep at the same time. A very bad move. As the girls sleep the extremely peeved Ronins and Warlords enter the guesthouse. The girls continue to snooze as they are tied, upside down on the roof with duct tape. A little distance away, a gull watches in silence*
Azure: But I don't wanna mambo, Talpa... *Azure, slowly came back to conciousness* Oh Sh*t, where the heck am I? *Azure is now fully conscious and having a panic attack* Ummm, Riikii, RowenLover, Marie, CG, WAKE UP! We're DUCT TAPED TO THE ROOF! And while I'm at it, what's with the gull up here?*
CG: *stumbles into consciousness, hears Azure and wakes up completely* Whoa, ducttaped!! Okay, this means war!! And the gull, that's Kamome. I bet she ratted on us while we were asleep! I think it's time for a few rules in the guesthouse 'rule number 1, NO SNITCHES!! *CG finally gets her brain back, realizes she can teleport out of the ducttape, and does so. She orders a knife from her wrist comm. and carefully slices ducttape off of the other girls* Okay, for anyone who's awake you can hold onto me and I'll teleport everyone to the ground to start plotting revenge, or, you can start climbing down, and seeing as how this is a five-story building, that's going to take a while.
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