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The Y.K.Y.W.A. or the "You know you watch too much Anime When..." world.
[Gwen] You are currently floating in the Y.K.Y.W.A. galaxy! Please keep all hands and feet inside the Space ship at all times. You know you watch too much DBZ when you start to discuss the Ginyu force stances. You know you watch too much FY when you go around like Tamahome saving pretty girls and then asking them to pay you for your services. You know you watch too much DBZ when you lunge out at people you think look like Frieza with a Sword, kendo stick, or Butter Knife. You know you watch too much Trigun when you dye your hair blonde, cut it short, and spike it back with gel to look like Vash! You know you watch too much anime when you watch your favorite anime series and memorize ever single line from the entire series! You know you watch too much Trigun when you carry a huge cross around called the punisher on your back! You know you watch too much InuYasha when you sit down every time a girl says "SIT"! You know you watch too much anime when you see someone cosplay as one of your favorite characters from your most favorite RPG or Anime series, squeal and glomp them and pretty much never let go until the person gets a crow bar. You know you watch too much anime when you get so obsessed over your most favorite bishonen and marry a picture of him!? You know you watch too much anime when you squeal at the site of your most favorite and beloved character. You know you watch too much Anime when you go to a convention and stalk all the people dressed as your favorite character (s). You know you watch too much Anime when people call Anime a cartoon and you try to strangle or beat them to death. You know you watch too much Anime when you start calling your friends "Baka!" and hurting them for every single Hentai thing they say and think! You know you watch too much Ranma 1/2 when everything you do is classified as a martial art. You know you watch too much Inu Yasha when you are really, really, really, REALLY disappointed when you take the toy sword at the grocery store, sense the scar of the wind, slice though it, yell 'tetsusaigua!' and nothing happens. You know you watch to much Ranma 1/2 when you won't go to a hot bath for fear of perverts. You know you watch too much Ranma 1/2 when you bring 2 pairs of panties to school, so if one gets stolen, you won't have to worry about it. You know you watch too much Inu Yasha when you run around in a Japanese school girl uniform and jump into wells screaming "I'M COMING INUYASHA!!!!!" You know you watch too much Hamtaro when you are sad that your hamster doesn't seem to know exactly what you are thinking. You know you watch too much Ranma 1/2 if you refuse to eat anything your girlfriend cooks. (For you guys out there that is) You know you watch too much anime if you try to jump onto a tree to save a cat. You know you watch too much anime when you provide entertainment for the old ladies in front of you by screaming the words to your favorite anime theme songs in a parking lot. You know you watch too much Ranma 1/2 if you think that when you grow old, you'll shrink down to half the size you were before. You know you watch too much FLCL when you're angry when you hit your bass guitar on your sister/brother and robots don't come out of their forehead. You know you watch too much anime if you carry around a wooden mallet in the back of your pants and pretend that it is in hammer space. You know you watch too much anime if you start to question your exisitance. You know you watch too much Trygon when you yell about Vash at the grocery store. You know you watch too much anime when you answer the phone by screaming your favorite character's name into the phone. You know you watch too much anime if you have more than 7 anime shirts. You know you watch too much Trygon when you stare at the sky and wonder where the child sun is, and or where the other moons are. You know you watch too much Love Hina if...you enroll at Tokyo University, and are disappointed that there are no members of the opposite sex in your dorm. You know you watch too much Yu-gi-oh if you buy a pack of Yu-gi-oh cards, and are disappointed that monsters don't come out of them. You know you watch too much Trygon when you stare at the sky and whisper "Rem..." You know you watch too much DragonBall Z....if everything you do gets slowed down massively. You know you watch too much anime when you sue Burger King because they gave you a rocket power toy and not a Hamtaro one. You know you watch too much DragonBall Z if you make jokes like "How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" You know you watch too much DragonBall Z if you know the answer is "1, but it takes 5 episodes to screw it in." You know you watch too much anime when to you the words 'too much anime' can't be used in the same sentence, or else! You know you watch too much Dragonball Z when you memorize every one of King Kai's Jokes and think they are funny. You know you watch too much anime if.... you were able to compile a list like this. You know you watch too much Ranma 1/2 when you kick boys into the air and across the sky daily. You know you watch too much Ranma 1/2 when you're now afraid to death of water. You know you watch too much Ranma 1/2 when you take a trip to China to try to find Jusenkyo.
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