There Are No Dull subjects
. . .
by Ralph Proodian
. . . only dull ways of talking. Botany, math, accounting
and podiatry are boring only to the uninformed. If you give a speech based
upon information you find interesting, you're likely to spark curiosity
by your own enthusiasm.
But the basic point and purpose of your talk must be clear.
Such subjects as personnel, pollution and contracts are broad areas and.
for practical purposes, useless in the context of a speech. Ask yourself:
"What about them?" Most people answer by coining a phrase: "mismanagement
of personnel," "air pollution" or "winning a contract."
However, while phrases make provocative titles, they do not help focus
your thinking. - 'Mismanagement of personnel," for example. doesn't
tell whether you are going to talk about poor distribution of workloads.
the need for more training of managers or money wasted.
Ask a question again: "What about 'mismanagement
of personnel'?" Now you are forcing yourself to use the phrases as
subjects in sentences: "Mismanagement of personnel wastes $10 million
a year"; "Even the air at mountain tops is polluted"; "Time,
tact and a clear list of particulars win contracts." Those simple,
declarative sentences are topics. It's a good idea to write them
down to see that each sentence is complete--with a verb. Note also that
you can be ignorant about a topic and still coin a phrase, or even ask
a question. The declarative sentence makes you assert something and, therefore,
requires information. If you can't find a sentence to express the topic,
perhaps you need more information.
Once you are clear as to what you are going to say, you
must find the best ways to communicate your ideas to your listeners. Avoid
clichés and platitudes by not indulging in generalizations --especially
at the beginning of your speech. If you come out with clever lines that
are being recycled throughout the lecture circuit, you will witness an
astounding phenomenon: people sleeping with their eyes open: If you think
you have a unique delivery and the savoir faire that would allow you to
get away with repeating standard lines, your guard is down and you are
even more susceptible to being dull.
First impressions are indelible. The way you start is
the way your audience will expect you to finish. A humdrum beginning is
an obstacle you yourself create -- and must then overcome. 'Why not avoid
the problem by resisting the natural instinct to save the best for last.
Start with your humdinger. Pull your best idea out of the body of your
speech and use it at the very start. You can develop it later in its normal
setting. Strong ideas can always be repeated as a means of emphasis.
If you wish to begin with a relevant story, an apt quote
from an authority, or a report of new data--fine. But jokes are tricky.
Don't tell one unless you know that it hasn't been making the rounds (surprise
is an essential ingredient of humor), that you can tell it and get a laugh,
and that it is related to your topic.
Above all, avoid being coy. If you confess how "unaccustomed"
or "uneasy" you are as a speaker, you divert attention from your
topic to yourself. The audience should always be confident of you as the
speaker because, whether you wish it or not, you are for that moment in
charge.
Maintain the momentum of your speech by keeping abstractions
to a minimum. Talk in stories and illustrations, not statements of principle.
Make your words paint pictures of people and places. Transform numbers
and percentages. For example, change 20% to one of every five of you. The
generalization "Great minds seek profound ideas in simplicity"
seems tine at first glance--not a wasted word. But compare it with the
following anecdote, which makes the idea more vivid and, therefore, more
interesting: 'A north and a south train were parked next to each other.
When Einstein heard the rolling of wheels, he noted his windows were moving
past the train opposite. On impulse he looked down at the tracks and was
shocked. His train was still. Without the tracks he couldn't have known
which train was moving. Such simple clues led Einstein to the theory of
relativity--because he knew there are no visible tracks in space or in
the molecule."
Although we all respond well to imagery, we tend to sift
it out of our own speaking. Perhaps generalizations help us feel less open
to criticism when we are under pressure as speakers. But It's more likely
that we don' t take time to find the apt imagery. Without it, good research,
organization and logic cannot save you from falling flat on your face.
It takes three times longer to prepare the walls than to roll on the paint.
I estimate it takes 100 times longer to prepare a good speech than to give
it: that's almost nine hours for every five minutes of talking.
Furthermore, if you want your audience to go away humming
with discussion about what they learned from you, don't overload your speech.
Offer a few choice nuggets. New information is retained in small quantities.
So be selective.
And what do you do about your conclusion? Review quickly
what you wish to be remembered at breakfast. Don't be like the dinner guest
who spends an hour at the door saying good night. Since endings are usually
obvious, it's a good idea to stop sooner than expected. The best compliment
you can receive about your speech is that it was too short. So begin strong
and end quick. Learn to stop.
Mr. Proodian is a New York-based speech consultant and
coach.
Wall Street Journal, January, 1985