Exposes Dr. Laura
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| To Dr.Laura |
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"You Sicken Me!"
Dr. Laura okays a widowed father to date!
Stuffing the Ballot Box, How Sad!
The other night, as Mr.Wonderful was driving home from his theatrical showcase rehearsal, amongst the wild, bomber fueled traffic exiting from the area of the criminally financed Bank One Ballpark, he tuned to 620AM radio to catch the Diamondbacks score. 
I listened while the Sports-Talk DJ complained that Luis Gonzalez of the Diamondbacks had only 75,000 votes for the All-Star Team. The DJ was urging the avalanche of callers to obtain All-Star ballots and vote as many times as possible for the deserving left-fielder. I felt such passion on both sides of the conversations as callers complained and explained how they had rabidly filled out hundred's of All Star ballots. 
Passion directed towards professional sports that I formerly believed was misspent. However, a few days ago, Dr.Laura explained the sad facts of life to me and unwittingly answered what I had thought was an unanswerable question. Why do most American men venerate professional sports? She explained that real men toiled at jobs and professions that they detested with the sole purpose of providing for their families. The result being, since these men couldn't generate but a trickle of passion towards their livelihood, when off the clock, they would passionately immerse themselves into professional sports. Professional sports, where they feel their passion properly spent and appreciated. How sad that is! Mr. Wonderful has somehow been undeservedly blessed with the attitude that dreams can be answered and has always directed his passions towards achieving them. Leaving very little time to memorize sports statistics and heap adoration on today's millionaire sports stars.
No Buts About It, Mr.Wonderful gets Behind Dr. Laura !
Dr.Laura is currently being trashed by members of the 'Gay Rights' movement. Specifically GLAAD, whose spokesman, Joan M. Garry stated that Dr.Laura's "defamation" of gays must end. These gays have even gone so far as to attempt to prevent Dr.Laura's new show, on Paramount Television, to ever air.
I guess these "sexual deviants" have forgotten who runs Hollywood ... Yes, thank God that gays (aka homosexuals) are, as Dr.Laura stated, "sexual deviants!" (Although there is a strong argument male homosexuals are an offshoot of homo erectus, most serious scientists doubt this.) For if homosexuals were not a "sexual deviation" from the balance of homo sapiens, our species would have perished eons ago. (You see, a female-female or a male-male pairing, while it may offer wild monkey love, will never climax in conception.) As for the "defamation" Joan M. Garry waves about like an American flag on July 4th, may I point my readers to the above button. This button is but a very minor example of militant gays defaming Christians in general and Jesus Christ in particular. I can guarantee you will not see it on
NBC, CBS, ABC or CNN anytime soon. Even if a television cameraman's view-finder should be flooded with a sea of these pink buttons, like a migration of lady bugs, American viewers will never witness this blasphemy on their sets. Understand that the majority of our National Media shields their subscribers from the rantings of these incredibly virulent and powerful members of the 'Gay Rights' Movement. And, sadly, it is this concealed element, that is the main engine driving and thrusting and plunging for absolute acceptance and approbation of the homosexual lifestyle. Consider this, if and when the gay life-style is enshrined as the 'third sex,' it is these individuals who will emerge and openly seize control of this movement, much to the detriment of all American society.
"Laura Cancels All Flights !"
The other day Mr. Wonderful listened as Dr.Laura commanded that no woman take any business trips with her male boss. The only exception would be when the woman employee could take along her husband! This L.C. (Laura Commandment) is because, Laura nasally intones"I can't tell you how many times I've gotten calls where the secretary went on a business trip with the boss ..." Laura, who do you think would call your show? The dolts who failed, as you say, "to keep their legs together" or the adult women, mothers and wives who have no dilemmas traveling with the opposite sex on business junkets? You treat women as if they are all orgasm driven whores just panting for the next bacchanalia with the boss. Mr.Wonderful mentioned Dr.Laura's statement to the world traveling Mrs.Wonderful, and in response he was bitch slapped across the room. Mrs.W feels that Laura lives in some alternate universe that most women will never visit. And thank God for that.
"Live in Poverty, For Your Child!"
The other day, I heard Dr.Laura tell a caller that he should quit his job, I think it was as a long haul driver, even though his daughter was with grandmother while he was on the road. I guess she assumed that the rest of America is as supremely talented as she is, and could just switch career's at a moments notice ... for the children. So this man should change career's, go to work at a Circle K, so he can be near his daughter twenty four hours a day. Does Laura imagine that poverty has ANY affect on children?
"Caught in her lie, again!"
On today's show I heard Laura say, "...up on my screen:'Should she tell her imprisoned boyfriend that she's dating?'" This from the lady who insists she knows nothing about the caller prior to her phone conversation. See what got me started
"No, you can't go to work!"
(Ok, ok. I admit I heard this a few days ago, but
I'm putting this under today's date anyway.) I heard a female
caller ask the Great Doctor Laura if it would be okay for her
to earn a few extra bucks by taking her eighteen month old
cherub with her as she baby-sat some other kids. Of course, Dr.Laura replied, "Absolutely not!" What horse putooie! Hell, what does anyone remember from when they were one and one half years old? Now, this poor young mom, having heard from the Great Oracle will to continue struggling to make her meager income stretch while her oblivious offspring coos and chortles inches away.
"That's a silly feeling for a man!"
Today, Dr. Laura violates the number one rule of counseling. 'Feelings are feelings!' They are not good or bad or right or wrong or oh-my-gosh: "Silly!" She desires her callers to be utterly truthful with her, but they now know that their deepest feelings may be labeled "silly." Or "stupid," "wrong," or "illogical." Way to drive them away Laura. Hopefully these callers will seek out caring, committed professionals and the only one left listening will be ... Mr.Wonderful.
"I don't have time to repeat it 60 times!"
Dr. Laura doesn't have the (radio) time to actually ferret out her caller's problems ... presenting this dichotomy: although she "doesn't have the time ..." she is raking in hundreds of dollars per minute from her radio show !" She is making, per minute, many times more than any counselor's per hour charge, but yet, "she doesn't have the time." Keep buying those books, t-shirts, tapes, coffee cups, Perspective, and on and on, suckers!
"You sicken me! You sicken me, sir!" Laura shouted at a caller who had the temerity to show compassionate understanding towards a female co-worker who was dating a married man. Hell, the guy didn't say he approved or recommended or encouraged the behavior. Mellow Laura, mellow!
Dr. Laura Foundation
What's with the Dr. Laura Foundation? Why not title it with some other moniker? Why? For the same reason Ted Turner's network is named after him. Megalomania.
Dr. Laura, a liar?
How many times have you heard Dr.Laura tell the caller, "I know nothing about you. I don't communicate with my call screener!" You know that's bull. You know she has a monitor in front of her stating things like the caller's age and other relevant information. Shame!
Back to "Caught in her lie..."
Mancow Hates Dr. Laura Also!
On the Mancow Show aired in Phoenix, Arizona on August 30th, 1999 (103.9FM) Mancow was warning about the 'psychic' on his show that people were calling into for advice. Mancow said that everyone down at the show believed that psychic's were 100% B.S. He then added
"If you base your entire life on one phone call ... you probably like Dr. Laura!"
Prior to her show of August 9th, 1999, Dr.Laura forbade any widowed parent to date until any children were of majority age. Isn't that nice of her to rescind that command?
Mr. Wonderful agrees with Dr. Laura!
Read on!
