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meet E.T. Ghetto-Funk

Out of this World Illegal Alien

Ghettofunk Year 2008

As some of you know, years ago we adopted another son . . . from another galaxy. Now that he is in his rebellious teen years he insists we address him as Ghetto-Funk.

Here are some of the unintelligible words that he telepaths to us:
"I's be the house Ghetto-Funk be a big baller in the streets. Big ups to da pull up, poppa be bringing home da bacon, peace out Foo-dog Smith."
For those of you who have seen the August of 2002 released, M. Night Shyamalan written and directed movie, Signs, you will recognize Ghetto-Funk as having an uncredited role as one of the crop-circle-navigating, wood fearing aliens.
a swell cactus

I'd Guess this is a Male Cactus


Century plants

The Amaryllis Family Twins


From Parry's Century Plant: "This unique native plant has a tall, thin stalk from 10 to 14 feet high that grows from a thick basal rosette of gray-green leaves. The leaves are 10 to 18 inches long with long, sharp, terminal spines and shorter spines along the edges. The stalk can be up to 4 inches in diameter. Members of the Amaryllis Family, century plants take many years to flower, although not a century. The Century Plant provided Native Americans with a source of soap, food, fiber, medicine and weapons." (And, after they bloom, they die.)
satellite truck

Why Satellite beats Cable


On my way up Interstate 17 towards Sedona, Arizona, I spotted this dish-type receiver (below the blue dot) on the rear of a dead-headed tractor. No, I'm positive that it doesn't function while the truck is moving.
Sedona rocks!

Basha's Store mocks Red Rocks


While on a movie shoot, I visited Sedona, Arizona for the first time in decades. Trudging across a parking lot, salivating in anticipation of chowing down on a delicious Denny's dinner, I lost my appetite when I saw this Basha's grocery store had been constructed in my absence. Okay, I really didn't lose my appetite ...
Grant Wood's slide

Grant Woodslide defeats La Migra's !


This 'Grant Woodslide' is a regular addition nowadays to all multi-story buildings in the Phoenix/Scottsdale area. Business owners, in their selfish greed to create profits regardless of the harm that it causes civil society, continue to insist on hiring criminal illegal aliens. This slide is used to quickly empty the structure of 'undocumented' workers should the INS not receive their 'La Migra lagniappe' by the fifth of the month.
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