SAXAMELLOS!

There is NO crying in band. There is NO whining in band. There is NO eating, drinking, sleeping, socializing, dating, walking, skipping, jumping, laughing, dancing, suffering, fearing, exuse giving, raining, breaking, working, sighing, peeing, lying, frying, dining, buying, screaming, yelling, stomping, sitting, mocking, sprawling, kissing, licking, burping, spitting, singing, flinging, smiling, driving, prying, pushing, shoving, fighting, breaking or dying in band.

THIS is band. Can YOU handle it??