5/9 Sun SciFi @ 1am "Cyborg 2"
TBS @ 1am The Goonies
TCM @ 1am/4am EST Hitchcock's "Spellbound" (1945)
USA Net @ 2am "Primal Fear"
UPN @ 3am "Summer Rental" (John Candy, Dan Aykroyd)
SciFi @ 3am "Project Shadowchaser"
Cinemax, 3:10 "Malevolent" & "Phone Booth" @ 4:50
Cinemax @ 6:15 "Mommie Dearest"
TBS @ 6:15 The Postman
TNT @ 6:30 "Heaven's Prisoners"
Showtime, 6:45 "Clockstoppers"
Comedy Central, 8:30 & 5:30pm "My Cousin Vinny" (Joe Pesci comedy)
Cinemax, 8:30 & 10pm "Panic Room"
SciFi @ 9am "The Rage: Carrie Part 2"
AMC @ 9:05 "Cheaper By The Dozen" (1950)
USA Net @ 10am & 1pm "Mother" (1996)
Disney Channel, 11am & 8pm Tarzan (1999)
SciFi @ 11am Psycho
A&E @ 11:30 "Mississippi Burning"
TNT @ 11:30 & 1am "The Juror"
Cinemax @ Noon & 8pm "Enough" (a battered wife learns kung fu)
WB @ Noon Kurt Vonnegut's "Harrison Bergeron" (1995)
TMC @ 12:10 & 9:45 "The Usual Suspects"
HBO @ 1pm "Men In Black 2"
SciFi, 1pm Child's Play 2
Comedy Central, 1:30 & 8pm "Joe Dirt"
TMC @ 1:55 "Cop & A Half"
WB @ 2pm Stargate (1994) Kurt Russell
SciFi @ 3pm "Dolly Dearest"
USA Net, 3pm "Never Been Kissed"
VH1 @ 3pm "Striptease" (Deni Moore)
AMC @ 3:20 & 4:05am "9 To 5" (Dabney Coleman vs. Jane Fonda)
TBS @ 4pm "Sniper"
Cinemax, 4:15 "The Banger Sisters" (Goldie Hawn)
SciFi @ 5pm "The Haunted"
Showtime, 5:45 "A Guy Thing"
TBS @ 6pm Road House (1989) Patrick Swayze
ABC @ 7pm "Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone"
Cartoon Net, 7pm "Osmosis Jones" (Bill Murray)
FX @ 7pm The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
SciFi @ 7pm "The Lost Voyage" (2001)
AMC @ 8pm Ghost
TBS @ 8pm "Die Hard 2"
TNT @ 8pm "True Crime"
USA Net @ 8pm "Meet The Parents" (DeNiro)
SciFi @ 9pm Event Horizon (1997)
TCM @ 9pm/12am EST "The Penalty" (1920) Lon Chaney
TBS @ 10:30 "G.I. Jane" (Demi Moore as a commando)
TNT @ 10:30 "Absolute Power"
AMC @ 10:50 "Working Girl"
HBO @ 11pm "The Matrix Reloaded"
TMC @ 11:35 "Naked Lies"
Showtime @ 12am "Gorky Park"
TBS @ 1am Road House (1989) Patrick Swayze
TCM @ 1am/4am EST "London After Midnight" (1927) Police vs. vampires
Cinemax, 1:05 "Cruel & Unusual"
AMC @ 1:15 Ghost
TMC @ 1:15 "Night Fire"
HBO @ 1:20 "Analyze That" (DeNiro)
TCM @ 2am/5am EST "The Unknown" (1927) Lon Chaney
followed by "Spooks Run Wild" (1941) Bela Lugosi
HBO @ 3am "Spider"
SciFi @ 3am "Sleeping Dogs"
Showtime, 4am "Dressed To Kill"
Cinemax, 4:15 Clash Of The Titans Release the Kraken!
TMC @ 6am "Daddy's Dying, Who's Got The Will?" (1990)
AMC @ 6:15 "The 3 Stooges In Orbit" (1962) sci-fi spoof
HBO2 @ 7:30 Police Academy 3
5/11 Tues: HBO2 @ 5:45pm Batman Forever
Cinemax, 6pm & 3:30am "Spider-Man"
HBO-F @ 7pm & 3:05am "Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets"
Cartoon Net, 7pm Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island
WE & 7pm Hello Again
SciFi @ 7pm "The 13th Warrior"
Showtime, 7:15 "Impostor"
Cinemax2 @ 7:30 "How to Make a Monster"
FX @ 7:30 "Starship Troopers"
Mystery @ 8pm "Shocker"
Disney Channel, 8pm & 11pm "The 13th Year"
AMC @ 8pm & 12:55 "The Grifters"
TMC @ 8pm "Beverly Hills Ninja"
NBC @ 8:30 - Frasier, stranded at a remote farmhouse with strange people
SciFi @ 9pm "Kull the Conqueror"
USA Net, 9pm "The Seige"
Mystery, 9:50 Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
Thrillermax, 10pm Tales From the Darkside: The Movie
Cinemax, 10pm "Bloodwork"
AMC @ 10:25 & 3:10am Jaws 2
SciFi @ 11pm "Black Mask"
Mystery @ 12am "The Final Conflict: Omen 3"
TMC @ 1am "Sinful Deeds"
Showtime2 @ 1:05 The Return of the Living Dead
ShowtimeBeyond, 1:20 "The Return of Count Yorga"
IFC @ 1:45 Escape from New York
Cinemax, 1:50 "The Peacekeeper" (1997) Dolph Lundgren
Showtime, 2am "Virtual Vegas"
Wam @ 2:30 "Revenge of Frankenstein"
TMC @ 2:30 "The 9 Lives Of Fritz the Cat" (R-rated toons)
SciFi @ 3am Black Scorpion (sequel tomorrow)
TNT @ 3:30 "White Lightning" (Burt Reynolds)
Bravo @ 4am & 4:30pm Marathon Man (Dustin Hoffman vs. Nazis)
HBO @ 4:15 "Queen Of The Damned"
ShowtimeExtreme, 6:20 "The Crimson Cult"
5/12 Wed: ShowtimeBeyond, 7:05 "The Haunted House of Horror"
Showtime @ 7:15 "Shout At The Devil" (1976)
Encore, 7:15 RoboCop 3
Mystery @ 11am Night Gallery eps
Wam @ Noon & 2:25am Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla
Action @ 3:05 The Seventh Sign
Action @ 4:50 Darkman
Starz Kids, 6pm, 9:35 & 1:40am "Daddy Day Care" (Eddie Murphy)
Action, 6:30 "Black Dog"
Cinemax, 6:30 "8-Legged Freaks"
TMC @ 6:35 "Mimic 2"
SciFi @ 7pm "Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD" (1998)
Family Channel, 8pm Back To The Future Part 2
Encore, 8pm Aliens
Wam @ 8pm "Weird Science" eps
Cinemax, 8:15 "Old School" (comedy)
SciFi @ 9pm The Shadow
TBS @ 9pm & 11:30 "Lethal Weapon 2"
Wam @ 9pm & 1am "Problem Child"
TMC @ 9:35 "Swimming With Sharks"
Cinemax, 10pm "Phone Booth"
SciFi @ 11pm "Black Mask 2"
Cinemax, 11:30 "Biker Boyz"
TCM @ 11:30/2:30 EST "The Loved One" (1965m, banned in Boston)
HBO @ 12:30 "Half Past Dead"
Cinemax, 1:45 "Dangerous Desires"
Showtime, 1:45 "Indecent Behavior 4"
TCM @ 1:45/4:45 EST "White Zombie" (1932) Bela Lugosi
Action @ 1:50 The Fly
TBS @ 2am & 8am Rocky 4 I must break you
TMC @ 2:45 "Totally Exposed"
SciFi @ 3am Black Scorpion, Part 2
Cinemax, 3:10 "Sniper 2"
Encore, 3:20 "Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship of the Ring"
Showtime, 3:30 "Last Rites"
TNT @ 3:30 "Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot!" (Stallone)
Flix @ 5:30 "Queen of Blood"
Action @ 6:20 Matt Helm in "The Ambushers" & "Murderer's Row"
5/13 Thur: Showtime @ 7am "Crucible of Horror" (1970)
Wam @ 8am Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla
Cinemax, 8:15 Sheena, Queen of the Jungle
Flix @ 8:30 "At The Earth's Core"
TMC @ 11am & 8pm "Star Trek Nemesis" (2002)
Mystery @ 11am Night Gallery eps
Flix @ 11:30 Remo Williams, The Adv. Begins
HBO2 @ Noon "Dances With Wolves"
Wam @ 1pm "Problem Child"
Encore @ 12pm & 8pm Bridges Of Madison County (Clint Eastwood)
AMC @ 1pm "Jet Pilot" (1957) a Golden Turkey Award winner
USA Net @ 1:30 "Training Day" (Denzel Washington)
Showtime, 2:30 "Time Lapse" (2001)
Action @ 3pm Matt Helm in "Murderer's Row"
TMC @ 3pm "Yellowbeard" (Monty Python pirate spoof)
Flix @ 4:45 Look Who's Talking Too
Mystery @ 5pm & 11:05 "The Blob"
WGN @ 5pm Trading Places (Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy)
Cinemax, 5:45 "Catch Me If You Can"
Wam @ 6pm & 2:40am "The Last Starfighter"
HBO @ 6:15 Tim Burton's Mars Attacks!
Action @ 6:35 & 1:15am Matt Helm in "The Ambushers"
SciFi @ 7pm "The Arrival"
HBO @ 8pm "The Matrix Reloaded"
Cinemax, 10pm Executive Decision (Kurt Russell vs. terrorists)
Flix @ 10pm Remo Williams, The Adv. Begins
AMC @ 12am & 6:15am "The Agony & The Ecstasy" (Charlton Heston)
USA Net @ 12am Star Trek Generations (Kirk vs. Picard)
TMC @ 12:05 "Shelter Island" & "5 Deadly Venoms"
Encore @ 12:15 "Red Dragon"
HBO @ 1am "The Chaos Factor"
TBS @ 1:10 "Fire Birds"
Cinemax, 1:15 "Night Of The Creeps"
USA Net @ 2:30 "Supernova"
Showtime, 2:35 "Radical Jack"
Cinemax, 2:45 "Nowhere To Run"
HBO @ 3:55 "The Matrix Reloaded"
Action @ 4am "Excessive Force 2"
Showtime, 4:15 "The Big Brass Ring"
TNT @ 4:30 "Relentless 3"
TMC @ 4:35 "Star Trek Nemesis"
Showtime, 6am "Count Yorga, Vampire" (1970)
Flix @ 6:10 & 3pm "Flowers In The Attic"
TMC @ 6:35 "Comedy Of Terrors" (Lorre, Karloff, V. Price)
5/14 Fri: Showtime @ 7:35 "Pandemonium" (1982) horror spoof
Wam @ 8am & 2:40am "The Last Starfighter"
TCM @ 8:15/11:15 EST "Boys Of The City" (1940) haunted house comedy
Encore, 8:35 Irwin Allen's "The Poseidon Adventure"
Showtime, 9am "Bug" (2002)
USA Net @ 9am "The China Lake Murders" (1990)
Mystery @ 11am Night Gallery eps
USA Net @ 11am "Shadow of Doubt" (1997)
Flix @ 11:05 "Killer Klowns From Outer Space"
TMC @ 12:05 & 8pm "The Sum Of All Fears" (2002)
Action @ 1pm The Green Hornet (Bruce Lee)
USA Net @ 1pm "Virtuosity" (1995)
Thrillermax, 1:50 The Lost Boys
Showtime Extreme, 4pm "The Manchurian Candidate"
TCM @ 3:30/6:30 EST "Bluebeard" (1944) John Carradine
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (stop-mation monsters)
AMC @ 6pm They Live
FMC @ 6pm & 8am Alien Nation: Millennium
Encore @ 6pm "Bad Company"
Starz Kids, 6pm, 9:35 & 1:40am "Daddy Day Care" (Eddie Murphy)
Wam @ 6pm "Spaced Invaders"
HBO @ 6:15 "Blind Date"
Action @ 6:15 & 1:30am "No Way Back"
Mystery, 6:20 & 12:35am "City Killer"
Cinemax, 6:30 Red Sonja: Conan the Barbarian 3
Showtime @ 7pm "Windtalkers"
TCM @ 7pm/10pm EST Jason & The Argonauts
followed by "Hercules, Samson & Ulysses" (1964)
Starz @ 7:15 "Groundhog Day" (Bill Murray caught in a timeloop)
AMC @ 8pm "Amityville Horror" & "Amityville 2" @ 10:30
Fox @ 8pm "Little Nicky" (Adam Sandler is Satan's son)
Bravo @ 8pm "Devil In A Blue Dress"
Disney Channel, 8pm & 9:15pm "Stitch! The Movie"
Family Channel, 8pm "The Karate Kid"
HBO @ 8pm "National Security"
Cinemax, 8pm & 2:50am "Charlie's Angels, Full Throttle"
TBS @ 8pm "Field Of Dreams" If you build it, they will come
A&E @ 9pm & 1am: Biography of Henry Winkler (The Night Shift)
Starz @ 9pm "Reign Of Fire"
Showtime, 9:30 "Jackass: The Movie"
Mystery @ 9:35 & 11:05 "Something Is Out There"
A&E @ 10pm & 2am: Biography looks at "Happy Days," spinoff of American Graffiti
Action @ 10pm "Taxi Driver" Are you looking at me?
Bravo @ 10pm The Doors bio-pic
Cinemax, 10pm Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome
VH1 @ 10pm looks behind the scenes of Shrek
Starz @ 10:45 & 7am Hulk
TurnerSouth @ 11pm Critters Don't go in the basement
Starz Family @ 11:05 "Lord of the Rings: The 2 Towers"
Showtime, 11:30 "Penn & Teller: Bull***t" looks at Yoga
TMC @ 11:45 "Gunmen"
HBO @ 11:50 "Above The Law"
AMC @ 12:45 Amityville 3: The Demon
USA Net @ 1am & 12:30pm "Mother" (1996)
Encore @ 1am "Damien: Omen Part 2"
Flix @ 1am "Dangerous Game"
Starz @ 1:05 "Felony"
Cinemax, 1:10 "FearDotCom"
TMC @ 1:15 "Indecent Behavior 2"
ShowtimeBeyond, 1:55 "Mimic 2" & "Spacejacked" @ 3:20
TNT @ 2am "Turner & Hooch" (Tom Hanks vs. slobber)
AMC @ 2:45 "The Undying Monster" (1942) British police vs. phantom
TMC @ 2:50 "Illicit Lovers"
USA Net @ 3am "The Butcher's Wife"
HBO-F @ 3:35 Mothra
TNT @ 4am "Another 48 Hours" & "Stakeout" @ 6am
Cinemax, 4:45 "Beneficiary" & "Roommates" @ 6:30
Cinemax2, 4:50 Tales From the Darkside: The Movie
AMC @ 6am "This Gun For Hire"
TMC @ 6:05 Ghoulies They'll get you in the end
Encore, 6:35 "Smokey & The Bandit 3"
ShowtimeBeyond, 6:35 "The Eye"
5/15 Sat: Starz @ 7am Hulk
TMC @ 7:30 & 4:30pm "Awakenings" (DeNiro, Robin Williams)
Mystery @ 7:30 "Art Of Darkness" A Night Gallery Retrospective
Actionmax, 7:50 "Krull"
Showtime, 8am "Clifford"
TBS @ 8am "Parenthood"
Wam @ 8am Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla
Flix @ 8:15 & 6:15pm "Housesitter" (Goldie Hawn)
Cinemax, 8:20 Silver Bullet for werewolves
HBO @ 8:30 "Men In Black 2"
TNT @ 8:30 "Another Stakeout" & "Another 48 Hours" @ 10:30
Action @ 9am The Green Hornet (Bruce Lee)
SciFi @ 9:30 Babylon 5: Legend of the Rangers
Encore, 9:35 & 8pm "The Master of Disguise"
Wam @ 9:50 "Spaced Invaders" (Mars attacks again)
Cinemax, 10am & 12:45am "Dreamcatcher" (horror)
Action @ 1:05 Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
WGN @ 10:30 Trading Places (Eddie Murphy, Dan Aykroyd)
TCM @ 10:30/1:30 EST Hitchcock's "Torn Curtain"
TMC @ 11am "Mimic 2" & "Pumpkin" @ 12:30
Comedy Central, 11am "Hudson Hawk" (Bruce Willis)
USA Net @ 11am "Naked Gun 33 1/3, the Final Insult"
Starz @ 11am & 6pm "Big Trouble"
BlackStarz @ 11am & 6pm "Mother, Juggs & Speed" (Bill Cosby, Raquel Welch)
Mystery, 11:20 In the Mouth of Madness
AMC @ 11:30 "Hud" (ruthless cattleman vs. anthrax)
SciFi @ 11:30 "Alien Cargo"
Flix @ 12pm "Attack of the Puppet People"
FX @ 12 noon "Titan A.E."
UPN @ Noon "Kill Me Again"
Lifetime, 12pm & 2pm "Perfect Murder, Perfect Town"
Action, 12:15 Time Runner (Mark Hamill)
Starz @ 12:30 "The 18th Angel"
TBS @ 12:30 "3 Wishes"
WB @ 1pm "The Specials" (2000) superhero spoof
TCM @ 1pm/4pm EST "Revenge of the Pink Panther" (1978) Peter Sellers
ShowtimeBeyond, 1:15 "The Return of Count Yorga"
Bravo, 1:30 "Devil In A Blue Dress"
HBO @ 1:30 & 12am "Minority Report" (sci-fi)
SciFi, 1:30 & 1:30am "Supernova"
Family Channel, 2pm "Summertime Switch"
Starz @ 2pm Hulk
TMC @ 2:30 & 4:25am "The Inkwell"
TNT @ 2:30 "Tango & Cash" (Stallone, Kurt Russell)
USA Net, 2:30 & 9am Dragonheart
HBO-Z @ 3:05 "The Matrix Reloaded"
Flix @ 3:05 "The Dead"
Bravo, 3:30 "The Doors" bio-pic
SciFi, 3:30 "Red Planet"
Encore, 3:50 Bridges of Madison County (Clint Eastwood)
FMC @ 4pm Irwin Allen's "The Poseidon Adventure"
Cinemax, 4:15 The Ghost & The Darkness
Mystery, 4:15 "Art Of Darkness" A Night Gallery Retrospective
Action @ 4:20 & 1:50am "Dark Avenger"
USA Net @ 4:30 & 1am "Frequency"
Flix @ 4:30 "The Honkers"
WB @ 5pm The Blues Brothers (Belushi, Dan Aykroyd)
Cartoon Net, 5pm "Scooby-Doo & The Ghoul School"
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST "Day of the Jackal" (1973)
AMC @ 6pm Jaws: The Revenge
Family Channel, 6pm "Girls Just Want To Have Fun"
Action @ 6pm Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
Lifetime, 6pm & 3am "Road Rage" (2000)
SciFi @ 6pm "Apollo 13" Houston, we have a problem
Starz Kids, 6pm, 9:35 & 1:40am "Daddy Day Care" (Eddie Murphy)
Encore, 6:05 & 3am "F/X 2"
Cinemax, 6:15 "Breakdown" (1985) Kurt Russell
HBO @ 6:30 "Men In Black 2"
VH1 @ 7pm looks behind the scenes of Shrek
Starz @ 7:30 & 3:35am "Darkness Falls"
TBS @ 7:30 The Mummy (1999)
ABC @ 8pm "Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone"
WB @ 8pm Trading Places (Eddie Murphy, Dan Aykroyd)
AMC @ 8pm Star Trek 3: The Search For Spock
Bravo, 8pm "Original Sin" (thriller)
Disney Channel, 8pm "The Scream Team"
Lifetime, 8pm "Oxygen" (thriller)
Mystery, 8pm In the Mouth of Madness
Cinemax, 8pm "Spider-Man"
TMC @ 8pm "The Usual Suspects"
CBS @ 9pm "Swordfish" (illogical thriller)
PAX @ 9pm "Devil Winds" (maybe it was the beans)
SciFi @ 9pm "Mission To Mars"
Starz @ 9pm & 9am "Willard"
Cinemax, 10pm & 5:10am "Daredevil" (the blind crimefighter)
TBS @ 10pm Blade
TMC @ 10pm "Pumpkin"
AMC @ 10:15 & 9am Capricorn One Houston, the conspiracy has landed
Showtime, 10:15 "Lolita" (1997) Jeremy Irons
TNT @ 10:30 & 8am "Cliffhanger"
Wam @ 11pm Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla
ABC @ 11:30 Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan
SciFi, 11:30 "Wing Commander" (it's Independence Day)
Lifetime, 12am The Stepford Husbands (1996 sequel)
TMC @ 12am "Bad Karma" (horror)
TurnerSouth, 12am & 2pm "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey"
AMC @ 12:15 Star Trek 3: The Search For Spock
Flix @ 12:15 "Flesh & Blood"
Starz, 12:20 Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
TNT @ 12:30 "Striking Distance"
Showtime2 @ 12:30 Hellbound
CBS @ 1am "The Fifth Element"
Encore, 1am "The Island"
Mystery, 1am "Devious Beings"
TCM @ 1am/4am EST "Eyes In The Night" (1942) a blind detective
ShowtimeBeyond, 1:05 "The Nest"
TMC @ 1:35 "Mimic 2"
HBO @ 2:25 "Analyze That" (DeNiro, Billy Crystal)
HBO-Z, 2:25 "Queen of the Damned"
UPN @ 2:30 "The Fifth Element"
AMC @ 2:30 Jaws: The Revenge
Mystery, 2:40 In the Mouth of Madness
TMC @ 3am Ghoulies They'll get you in the end
Cinemax, 3:30 "Another 48 Hours"
SciFi @ 3:30 "Escape From Mars"
USA Net, 3:30 "Prom Night"
Action @ 3:30 "Woman X"
Flix, 4:15 Brimstone & Treacle
Encore, 4:50 "High Anxiety" (Mel Brooks spoof of Hitchcock's Virtigo)
TBS @ 6am "Superman 2"
Mystery @ 6:15 Night Gallery eps
TMC @ 6:20 Mars Needs Women (1964) Tommy Kirk fu
USA Net, 6:30 "Prom Night"
Encore, 6:30 Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
Thrillermax, 6:30 "Runaway" (bad, bad robots)
BlackStarz @ 6:30 & 12:50pm Police Academy 4: COPs
5/16 Sun: Starz @ 7am Cocoon
Mystery, 7:10 "Murder By Contract" & "The Haunted Palace" @ 8:35
TNT @ 8am "Cliffhanger"
AMC @ 9am Capricorn One Houston, the conspiracy has landed
Comedy Central, 9am "Just One Of The Guys"
SciFi @ 9:30 "E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial" I'm keeping him
Action, 9:30 "Squirm"
Cinemax, 9:40 "The Rocketeer"
Cartoon Net @ 10am "Scooby-Doo & The Ghoul School"
USA Net @ 10am Dragonheart
WGN @ 10am "Crocodile Dundee 2"
Disney Channel, 11am "A Bug's Life"
A&E @ 11:30 "Escape From Alcatraz" (Clint Eastwood)
WB @ 11:30 "Year Of Living Dangerously"
SciFi @ Noon Batman
TNT @ 12pm "Ronin"
Showtime, 12:15 "An American Vampire Story"
Encore, 12:35 Lawnmower Man 2 (Matt Frewer)
USA Net @ 1pm "Frequency"
Cinemax, 2pm "Firetrap"
Showtime, 2pm Joe's Apartment Attack of the cockroaches
TBS @ 2pm "Contact"
WB @ 2pm "Kill Me Again" (1989)
USA Net @ 3:30 "Patriot Games" (Harrison Ford)
AMC @ 3:45 "Star Trek 3: The Search For Spock"
Encore, 4:30 Canadian Bacon (US declares war on Canada)
TMC @ 4:35 & 5:05am "Ruthless People" (Danny DeVito comedy)
Bravo, 5pm "Original Sin"
Comedy Central, 5:30 "Bev. Hills Cop"
Cinemax, 5:30 "The Saint"
TBS @ 5:30 The Mummy (1999)
Starz @ 5:45 "Willard"
AMC @ 6pm Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
USA Net @ 6pm & 12:30am "Out For A Kill"
Flix @ 6pm Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
Encore, 6:05 & 3:45am "Married To The Mob"
TMC @ 6:15 & 1:35am "Swimming With Sharks"
SciFi @ 7pm Casper the friendly ghost
Cinemax, 7:30 "Catch Me If You Can"
CBS @ 8pm "Helter Skelter" (Charles Manson bio-pic)
WB @ 8pm: "Charmed" new ep, Phoebe & Paige vs. evil twins
Disney Channel, 8pm "A Bug's Life" (CGI)
TBS @ 8pm & 10:30 "The Matrix"
Encore, 8pm "Kindergarten Cop" (Schwarzenegger)
Mystery, 8pm Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
TMC @ 8pm "Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead"
TNT @ 8pm "Hard To Kill"
USA Net, 8pm "Ransom"
AMC @ 8:15 Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
Action, 8:15 Aces: Iron Eagle 3
Showtime, 8:30 "They"
SciFi @ 9pm "The Nutty Professor"
Wam @ 9pm & 2:15am "Krippendorf's Tribe" (Richard Dreyfuss, Jenna Elfman)
Starz @ 9pm & 3:55am "Friday"
Flix @ 9:45 "Zelig"
Cinemax, 10pm Star Trek: 1st Contact
TMC @ 10pm "Gang Related"
TNT @ 10pm "Striking Distance"
Action @ 10pm 007 spoof "Austin Powers in Goldmember"
Encore, 10pm "The Bodyguard"
Mystery, 10:05 Nightmare On Elm Street 5
AMC @ 10:15 "Dudley Do-Right"
Wam @ 10:35 "Son Of The Pink Panther"
VH1 @ 11pm profiles Arnold Schwarzenegger
Flix @ 11:05 "Bad Company"
Mystery, 11:35 Lifeforce (vampires from space)
TNT @ 12am "Get Carter"
BlackStarz @ 12:05 Police Academy 4: COPs
TBS @ 1am "Batman & Robin"
Cinemax, 1:45 "Zebra Lounge"
TNT @ 2am "Ronin"
Showtime, 2:15 "100 Women"
AMC @ 2:30 & 11:45am "To Be Or Not To Be" (Mel Brooks vs. Nazis)
Flix @ 2:45 "Gothic"
SciFi @ 3am Last Man On Planet Earth (1999 remake)
Mystery, 3:05 Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
Cinemax, 3:15 "Ricochet"
TMC @ 3:15 "Peter's Friends"
TBS @ 3:30 "Johnny Mnemonic"
Action, 3:30 Aces: Iron Eagle 3
HBO @ 4am "Chain Of Command"
Flix @ 4:15 "The Adv. of Baron Munchausen" (Monty Python)
AMC @ 4:45 "Little Darlings" (1980)
Mystery, 5:10 "The Hillside Stranglers"
HBO @ 6:15 Tim Burton's Mars Attacks
Flix @ 6:25 & 6:30pm Look Who's Talking Too
AMC @ 6:45 "The Bond Girls Are Forever"
Mystery, 6:50 "The Tomb Of Ligeia" (Vincent Price)
5/17 Mon: Action @ 7:10 & 3:35pm "Yongary, Monster From The Deep"
Encore, 7:35 & 8pm "Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring"
AMC @ 7:45 Somewhere In Time
Flix @ 7:45 & 8pm "12 Angry Men"
USA Net, 8:30 "Kull, the Conqueror" & "Legionaire"
Flix @ 9:30 Empire Of The Ants
HBO2 @ 10:30 & 11pm "Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets"
Cinemax @ 10:45 & 8pm "Daredevil" (2003) a blind crimefighter
Mystery @ 11am Night Gallery eps (2 hours)
AMC @ 11:45am "To Be Or Not To Be" (Mel Brooks vs. Nazis)
HBO @ Noon & 9pm "The Ring" (2002)
Starz @ 2:15 Ernest Goes To Africa
USA Net @ 2:30 "Ransom" (1996)
Mystery, 2:35 & 9:20 "Chinatown"
AMC @ 4pm Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
HBO @ 4pm "Stuart Little 2"
Flix @ 4:30 Time Bandits
Cinemax, 6pm "French Kiss"
Wam @ 6pm & 2:45am "Problem Child" Had enough?
Encore, 6:05 RoboCop 3 vs. CyberNinja
AMC @ 6:15 Somewhere In Time
Flix @ 6:30 Look Who's Talking Too
Cartoon Net, 7pm "Scooby-Doo & The Monster of Mexico"
History Channel, 7pm "Modern Marvels" the Black Hawk helicopter
USA Net @ 8pm & 3pm Tue "The Quest"
Showtime, 8pm Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
Disney Channel, 8pm "101 Dalmations 2: Patch's London Adventure"
Wam @ 9pm & 1am "The Last Starfighter"
Cinemax, 10pm "Dirty Harry" (Clint Eastwood)
TMC @ 10pm & 4:45am "Comic Book Villains"
Encore, 11:05 "Basic Instinct"
Spk (TNN) 11:05 "Stripperella" vs. the Werebeaver
Mystery, 11:35 "Scream" & "Shocker" @ 1:30am
TMC @ 11:35 "Tangled"
Cinemax, 1:20 Friday the 13th
Encore, 1:20 "Red Dragon"
HBO @ 2:35 "Loose Cannons"
TNT @ 3:30 "Nightwing" (1979) the bats will get you
Encore, 4am Telefon
HBO @ 4:15 "She Creature" (an evil mermaid)
Mystery @ 5am Night Gallery ep (1/2 hour)
Flix @ 5:25 Time Bandits
Encore, 5:45 "The Poseidon Adventure"
5/18 Tue: Mystery @ 7:20 "Whatever Happened To Aunt Alice?"
Encore @ 7:45 Battle Beyond The Stars (1980)
5/20 Thu: HBO @ 12am "The Matrix Reloaded" (2003)
Showtime, 12am "Lord Of Illusions" (Scott Bakula)
TBS @ 12:30 Universal Soldier
Cinemax, 12:40 "Malevolent" (2002)
AMC @ 12:45 War Of The Worlds (1953)
USA Net @ 2am "Prancer"
Cinemax, 2:20 "Last Night"
HBO @ 2:25 "Adaptation"
AMC @ 2:30 & 1pm "King Kong" (1933)
TBS @ 2:30 "Lethal Weapon"
TMC @ 2:45 "My Husband, My Killer"
SciFi @ 3am Return of Swamp Thing
Starz @ 3am Hulk
TNT @ 3:30 "Still Of The Night"
Cinemax2 @ 3:35 Christine (a real killer car)
Showtime, 3:45 "Lair Of The White Worm" (1988)
Flix @ 3:50 "The Lost Battalion" (1962)
Cinemax, 4am "Dreamcatcher"
TMC @ 4:20 "Ruthless People"
Showtime, 5:30 Joe's Apartment (with 20000 singing roaches)
Encore, 6am Canadian Bacon (US declares war on Canada)
FMC @ 7am & 9pm "Flight Of The Phoenix" (1966)
Cinemax, 7:30 "James & The Giant Peach" (fantasy)
HBO2 @ 9am "High Spirits" (haunted castle)
Showtime2 @ 10:45 "The Haunted Palace" (Vincent Price)
Mystery @ 11am Mon-Fri Night Gallery ep
TCM @ 11am/2pm EST "Harvey" (a 6' invisible rabbit)
Cinemax2 @ Noon Volcano The coast is toast
Wam @ Noon Look Who's Talking Too
AMC @ 1pm "King Kong" (1933)
TCM @ 1pm Hitchcock's "Rear Window" (1954)
USA Net @ 2pm "So I Married An Axe Murderer" (Michael Myers spoof)
Black Starz @ 2:35 "Mother, Juggs & Speed" (Bill Cosby, Raquel Welch)
Flix @ 3pm "At The Earth's Core"
AMC @ 3:15 "Son Of Kong" (1933)
Cinemax2 @ 3:30 Poltergeist (1982) They're here...
Encore @ 4:40pm & 12:10am "Master Of Disguise" (2002) Dana Carvey
AMC @ 4:45 Godzilla 1956 (still the best)
WGN @ 5pm "Year Of Living Dangerously"
Wam @ 6pm & 2:45am "Krippendorf's Tribe" (Richard Dreyfuss, Jenna Elfman)
HBO @ 6pm "PCU" (lame Animal House remake)
Encore @ 6:05 "F/X 2" (robo-clown)
AMC @ 6:15 War Of The Worlds (1953)
Cinemax, 6:30 "Feardotcom"
Flix @ 6:30 "Zelig"
SciFi @ 7pm "Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within"
Action @ 7:50 "Emperor Of The North" (Ernest Borgnine vs. Lee Marvin)
NBC @ 8pm "Friends" rerun, guest Danny DeVito
AMC @ 8pm & 2:30am "Zulu" Never leave an enemy behind to rise up
Disney Channel, 8pm "Lady & The Tramp 2" (direct-to-video)
Family Channel, 8pm "Stuart Little"
Showtime, 8pm "A Guy Thing"
TBS @ 8pm & 10:40 "Ed-TV"
TMC @ 8pm "The Usual Suspects"
Mystery, 8pm In The Mouth of Madness
Cinemax, 8:15 "48 Hours"
HBO @ 8:30 "Minority Report" (sci-fi)
NBC @ 8:45 "Adventures of Seinfeld & Superman"
ABC @ 9pm "Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital" new ep
Starz @ 9pm "Willard" (Ernest Borgnine vs. man-eating rats)
Lifetime, 9pm "Tell Me No Secrets" (1997)
USA Net @ 9pm "Meet The Parents" (DeNiro) repeated 1:30pm Fri
Black Starz @ 9:40 & 7am "Friday After Next"
Mystery @ 9:45 Nightmare On Elm Street 5
A&E @ 10pm & 2am "Teen Thrill Killers"
Action @ 10pm Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
Encore @ 10pm "Basic Instinct"
Cinemax, 10pm "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle"
Showtime, 10pm "Penn & Teller: Bull***t" searches for the Fountain of Youth
TMC @ 10pm "Nobody's Baby"
SciFi @ 10:30 "Tripping the Rift" new ep: the Dark Clowns attack
Mystery @ 11:15 Lifeforce (vampires from space)
Showtime2 @ 11:25 Return Of The Living Dead
Cinemax, 11:50 "Spider-Man"
Action @ 1:50 "Genghis Khan"
Flix @ 2:20 "Bruce Lee, His Last Days/Nights"
Mystery @ 2:50 Night Gallery ep
Encore @ 3:05 "Base-ketball"
Mystery @ 4am "The Haunted Palace" (Vincent Price)
Starz @ 6am "The NeverEnding Story 3"
HBO2 @ 6am Police Academy 3
5/21 Fri: TCM @ 7am/10am EST "Night Must Fall" (1937)
Wam @ 8am "The 3 Worlds Of Gulliver"
HBO @ 8am Ernest Goes To Jail
USA Net @ 8am "Dead In The Water" (1991)
Mystery @ 8:35 & 5:35pm "Death On The Nile"
TCM @ 9am/12pm EST "Here Comes Mr. Jordon" (1941) Claude Rains
Cinemax @ 9am "New Jack City"
Encore @ 9:15 "Possession"
TMC @ 10:45 Ghoulies They'll get you in the end
AMC @ 12:30am "The Horror of Frankenstein" (1970)
Showtime, 1am Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
Mystery, 1am "Berserk"
AMC @ 2:30 Puppet Master
TNT @ 2:30 Spawn from Hell
HBO @ 2:35 Judge Dredd Court is adjourned
Mystery @ 2:40 Night Gallery (1 hour)
Encore @ 2:45 Aliens
USA Net @ 3am "Spiders 2"
HBO @ 4:15 "She Creature"
Encore, 5:15 "She Devil" & "Splash"
Cinemax, 6am Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas
TNT @ 6am Highlander (Sean Connery)
5/22 Sat: Mystery, 7:15 "Whatever Happened To Aunt Alice?"
A&E @ 8am "A Deadly Silence"
TNT @ 8:30 Red Dawn
SciFi @ 9am "Rattled"
Action @ 9am The Green Hornet (Bruce Lee)
TMC @ 9:55 & 4:45pm "Rollerball"
TBS @ 10am "Flashdance"
Action, 10am "Goliath Awaits" (on the ocean bottom)
WGN @ 10:30 The Blues Brothers (1980)
Mystery @ 10:35 "Art Of Darkness: A Night Gallery Retrospective"
Comedy Central, 11am "Weird Science"
Cinemax, 11am "Nowhere To Run" (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
SciFi @ 11am "Project Viper"
Showtime, 11am "Earth Girls Are Easy"
TNT @ 11am "Shoot To Kill"
USA Net @ 11am "Junior" (Schwarzenegger comedy)
Encore, Noon "Nowhere To Run" (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
HBO @ Noon "Almost An Angel"
VH1 @ Noon "Space Jam" (it's not good on toast)
TBS @ 12:15 "Message In A Bottle"
Cinemax, 12:35 "Dirty Harry" (go ahead, make my day)
SciFi, 1pm "Silent Predators"
USA Net @ 1pm Twins (Schwarzenegger)
Action, 1:20 & 10pm "The Scorpion King"
Encore, 1:35 Look Who's Talking Too
HBO @ 1:45 & 2:30am "Half Past Dead"
Bravo, 2pm "The Presidio" (Sean Connery in command)
Cinemax, 2:20 Executive Decision (Kurt Russell vs. terrorists)
Showtime, 2:30 "Top Dog"
USA Net, 3pm "Raw Deal" (Schwarzenegger)
Encore, 3pm "Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring"
Starz @ 3:35 & 10:45 "Shanghai Knights" (Jackie Chan)
Family Channel, 4pm "Billboard Dad"
HBO @ 4pm "The In-Laws" (comedy)
Cinemax, 4:35 "Enough" (a battered wife learns kung fu)
Action, 4:45 & 5:05am "If Looks Could Kill"
SciFi @ 5pm "Python" (not Monty) & "Python 2"
USA Net @ 5pm "Out For A Kill"
Cinemax2 @ 5:30 Nightmare On Elm Street 2
Starz @ 5:35 "Groundhog Day" (Bill Murray in a timeloop)
AMC @ 5:45 Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock
Wam @ 6pm "Dumb & Dumber"
Action @ 6:20 The Seventh Sign (this way to the end of the world)
TMC @ 6:30 "Hidden Assassin" (thriller)
TNT @ 7pm "Bad Boys"
Starz @ 7:20 Monsters, Inc
NBC @ 8pm Jurassic Park
WB @ 8pm "Fatal Attraction" (1987) Michael Douglas
UPN @ 8pm Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan
Mystery, 8pm & 3:35am "Scream"
Bravo, 8pm & 10:30 "The Name Of The Rose" (ancient Sean Connery)
History Channel, 8pm & 12am "Attila" (2001, 4-hours)
TMC @ 8pm "Shelter Island" (thriller)
AMC @ 8pm, 12:45am & 8:15am "Mississippi Burning"
Cinemax, 8:15 "8-Legged Freaks"
WGN @ 8:30 "Crimson Tide"
SciFi @ 9pm & 1am "Boa vs. Python" (2004)
TNT @ 9pm "Boyz N the Hood"
AMC @ 10:45 & 3:30am "Airport 1975"
TMC @ 11:15 "Running Red"
NBC @ 11:30 Saturday Night Live: guest host Christopher Walken
TBS @ 11:30 "Terminal Velocity"
TCM @ 11:30/2:30 EST "Midnight Cowboy" (1969) Jon Voight
Action, 11:35 "Flatliners"
Cinemax, 12am "Dangerous Desires" & "Old School" @ 2am
TMC @ 1am "The Sum Of Us"
TNT @ 1am Ghostbusters
USA Net @ 1am "In Too Deep" & "Caught Up" @ 3am
TCM @ 1:30/4:30 EST "The Horn Blows At Midnight" (1945)
UPN @ 2:30 Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan
SciFi @ 3am Gargantua (Adam Baldwin vs. monsters)
TCM @ 3am/6am EST "Confidential Agent" (1945) Peter Lorre
TNT @ 3:15 & 6am "Stripes" (Bill Murray as an army of one)
TBS @ 3:30 "Small Sacrifices"
Action @ 3:30 "Starship Troopers 2"
Cinemax, 3:35 Executive Decision (Kurt Russell vs. terrorists)
Showtime, 4:15 "Deception"
TMC @ 4:15 "Hidden Assassin"
Encore, 4:55 Battle Beyond The Stars
Starz @ 5:15 & 12:45pm "Ultimate X"
Cinemax, 6am "Logan's Run"
5/23 Sun: Action @ 7:35 Matt Helm in "The Ambushers"
Showtime, 7:45 "Morons From Outer Space"
Cinemax, 8am "Army Of One"
TNT @ 8:15 Ghostbusters
Encore @ 8:15 & 6:05pm "Mortal Kombat"
Comedy Central, 9am "Weird Science"
HBO @ 9am "Minority Report" (sci-fi)
SciFi @ 9am Knightrider 2010
USA Net @ 9am "Out For A Kill"
Action @ 9:20 "Hunter"
Starz @ 9:30 & 5:30pm "Finding Nemo" (animated)
TNT @ 10:30 Lost In Space
SciFi @ 11am "The Car" (1977) Ronny Cox
TBS @ 1pm 007 in "Licence To Kill"
TNT @ 1pm "Money Train"
TMC @ 1:50 "Pumpkin"
USA Net @ 2pm "D.C. Sniper: 23 Daysof Fear"
WGN @ 2pm "Crocodile Dundee 2"
Bravo, 2:30 "Name Of The Rose" (Sean Connery)
SciFi @ 3pm Maximum Overdrive
Cinemax, 3:05 "Blood Work" & "Phone Booth" @ 5pm
TBS @ 4pm "Snake Eyes" & "Terminal Velocity" @ 6pm
Encore @ 4pm Alien
Action @ 4:50 & 11:45 Darkman
SciFi @ 5pm "Fangs" & "Mosquito" @ 7pm
Family Channel, 6pm "Mr. Baseball" (Tom Selleck in Japan)
HBO @ 6pm Tim Burton's Mars Attacks
TMC @ 6pm & 2:45am Star Trek Nemesis
TCM @ 6pm Tootsie (Dustin Hoffman in a dress)
Action @ 6:30 "Neon City"
Cinemax, 6:30 "Sniper 2"
A&E Biography, 7pm "Top 15 Comedians"
Cartoon Net @ 7pm "Lord Of The Rings" (1978, animated)
Wam @ 7:35 "Weird Science" ep
FX @ 8pm Commando (Schwarzenegger)
A&E @ 8pm & 12am looks at "Saturday Night Live"
AMC @ 8pm "The Princess Bride"
Disney Channel, 8pm "Toy Story 2" (1999)
TBS @ 8pm "Gone In 60 Seconds"
Mystery @ 8pm & 2:50am "Bad Company"
Action @ 8:20 The Fly help me
TNT @ 8:30 "Bad Boys"
Telemundo, 9pm "Legally Blond" (Reese Witherspoon)
SciFi @ 9pm Skeeter (the giant mutant kind)
TCM @ 9pm/12am EST "The Lost World" (1925)
TMC @ 9:35 "Tangled"
Action @ 10pm "The Crow" (Brandon Lee)
Encore @ 10pm "Red Dragon"
PAX @ 10pm "Changed Lives: Miracles of The Passion" (Mel Gibson)
Cinemax @ 10pm "Feardotcom"
TBS @ 10:30 "Snake Eyes" & "To Live & Die In L.A." @ 12:30am
TNT @ 10:30 "Money Talks"
HBO @ 11pm "28 Days Later"
SciFi @ 11pm "Tripping The Rift" the dark clowns attack
TCM @ 11pm/2am EST "The Searchers" (John Wayne, Jeff Hunter)
TMC @ 11pm "Pumpkin"
Encore, 12:10 "Black Hawk Down" & "Bloodsport 2"
Cinemax, 12:15 "Passion Crimes"
Showtime 12:30 "Lord Of Illusions" (Scott Bakula vs. a cult)
TBS @ 12:30 "To Live & Die In L.A."
HBO @ 12:55 "Natural Born Killers"
TCM @ 1am/4am EST "A Stranger In Town" (1943)
Mystery @ 1am "The Final Conflict: Omen 3"
Wam @ 1:20 & 12pm Tue. "Problem Child"
Cinemax, 1:45 "The Assignment"
SciFi @ 2am "Lost Highway"
Showtime, 2:35 Hellbound (Chuck Norris vs. demon)
TMC @ 2:45 Star Trek Nemesis
Cinemax, 3:45 "Intacto" (thriller)
Encore @ 4:10 Roddy McDowell's Fright Night
HBO @ 4:20 "Loose Cannons" (Dan Aykroyd)
Starz @ 4:20 The Last Dragon (kung fu)
Mystery @ 4:40 Night Gallery (1 hour)
Action @ 5:50 "The Count of Monte Cristo"
5/24 Mon: Mystery @ 7:30 & 6:15pm "Desperately Seeking Susan" (Madonna)
Wam @ 8am "Toys"
BlackStarz @ 8:45 & 6:20pm "Mother, Juggs & Speed" (Cosby, Raquel Welch)
USA Net @ 9am "Transylvania 6-5000" & "The Skulls 2"
AMC @ 9am & 6pm "The Princess Bride"
Mystery @ 11am Night Gallery (2 hours)
Cinemax, 11am Red Sonja: Conan the Barbarian 3
Wam @ 12pm & 8am Tue. "Russkies"
HBO2 @ 12:30 Solaris (2002 remake)
Starz @ 1:30 "Big Trouble"
Encore @ 1:30 & 11:30 "Bad Company"
Action @ 1:45 Aces: Iron Eagle 3
Showtime, 2:30 "Clockstoppers" (2002)
USA Net @ 3pm Psycho (1998)
Starz @ 3pm & 10:35 Hulk
Encore @ 3:30 "Kindergarten Cop" (Schwarzenegger)
Action @ 3:30 & 11:45 "The Count of Monte Cristo"
Bravo @ 5pm "The Presidio" (Sean Connery as commander)
Cinemax, 6pm "Panic Room" (Jodie Foster)
TMC @ 6:30 & 5:45am Ghoulies They'll get you in the end
Cartoon Net @ 7pm "The Scarecrow" (2000, animated)
Starz @ 7:15 & 2:50am "Willard" rats!
Comedy Central, 7:30 "The Ref" (Dennis Leary)
AMC @ 8pm & 12:45am Ghost (1990)
A&E @ 8pm & 12am: Biography of Tom Selleck (Daughters Of Satan)
Disney Channel, 8pm "George Of The Jungle 2"
History Channel, 8pm & 12am: Mailcall looks at aerial combat
Showtime, 8pm "Windtalkers"
TBS @ 8pm "Lethal Weapon 2"
TMC @ 8pm "Ruthless People" (Danny DeVito)
HBO @ 9pm "Analyze That"
TMC @ 9:35 "Beverly Hills Ninja"
Cinemax, 10pm "Spider-Man"
Showtime, 10:15 "The 4 Feathers"
TBS @ 10:35 "Assassins"
AMC @ 10:50 & 3:40am "A Kiss Before Dying"
SciFi @ 11pm "Amazing Stories: The Movie"
TMC @ 11:05 "Dahmer"
Mystery @ 11:30pm Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
VH1 @ 11:30 "Fabulous Life Of" Mel Gibson
Cinemax @ 12:05 "Desire & Deception"
5/25 Tue: AMC @ 5:10 Ghost
HBO @ 7pm "1st Wives Club" (Goldie Hawn)
SciFi @ 7pm "Revelation"
NBC @ 8pm "Traffic"
WB @ 8pm "Angel" series finale repeated
AMC @ 8pm Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
Disney Channel, 8pm "Heavyweights"
Cinemax, 8pm "Charlie's Angels 2"
TBS @ 8pm & 12:10 "Under Seige 2"
CBS @ 9pm "Scott Turow's Reversible Errors"
SciFi, 9pm "20000 Leagues Under The Sea" (1997)
USA Net @ 9pm "Final Destination"
Cinemax, 10pm "Daredevil" (the blind crime fighter)
TMC @ 10pm & 4:30am "Awakenings"
AMC @ 10:10 & 1:55am "Dudley Do-Right"
TBS @ 10:10 "Last Man Standing"
SciFi @ 11pm "Amazing Stories 2"
NBC Tonight Show: guest Cameron Diaz of Shrek
AMC @ 11:40 "Return of the Pink Panther"
Cinemax, 11:45 "Dangerous Pleasures"
HBO @ 12am "Men In Black 2" & "Matrix Reloeaded" @ 1:30
TMC @ 12:05 "Bloodsport 4" & "Sinful Obsession" @ 1:45
Cinemax, 1:40 Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
USA Net @ 2am "Frantic"
SciFi @ 3am "Amazing Stories 4"
Cinemax @ 3:15 Star Trek: 1st Contact
AMC @ 3:25 & 4pm "History Of The World Part 1" (Mel Brooks)
TNT @ 3:30 Leviathan
HBO2 @ 6am Masters Of The Universe (Dolph Lundgren)
HBO @ 6:45 Ernest Goes To Jail (Jim Varney)
5/26 Wed: HBO2 @ 8am Batman Forever
TBS @ 8am "Mr. Nanny" (Hulk Hogan)
Wam @ 8am "Problem Child"
Cinemax, 8:30 "Powder" (1995)
Showtime @ 9am "Madhouse" (1990) Kirstie Alley
USA Net @ 9am "Unforgivable" (1996) & "The Mod Squad" @ Noon
AMC @ 10am Munsters Go Home (1966)
HBO2 @ 10am "Silence Of The Lambs" Hello, Clarice
Mystery, 11am Mon-Fri Night Gallery (1 hour)
Showtime, 12:30 RoboCop 3 vs. CyberNinja
Starz @ 1:30 Cocoon
AMC @ 1:45 "Return of the Pink Panther"
USA Net @ 3pm "Final Destination" (2000)
Flix @ 3:35 "Attack Of The Puppet People"
Flix @ 5pm "Killer Klowns From Outer Space"
FX @ 5pm Planet Of The Apes (2001 remake)
Wam @ 6pm "Dumb & Dumber"
AMC @ 6pm Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
Flix @ 6:30 "The X From Outer Space"
Cinemax, 6:30 "Ricochet" (1991) John Lithgow
Action, 6:35 "Shadow Conspiracy"
SciFi @ 7pm Gargantua (Adam Baldwin vs. monsters)
Cartoon Net, 7pm "Scooby-Doo & The Cyber Chase"
TCM @ 7:15/10:15 EST Hitchcock's Psycho (1960)
AMC @ 8pm Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock
UPN @ 8pm "Star Trek Enterprise" (season finale)
Encore @ 8pm "Red Dragon"
Mystery @ 8pm & 3:45am Nightmare On Elm Street 5: Dream Child
TMC @ 8pm "Red Corner"
WB @ 8pm "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"
Wam @ 8pm "Weird Science" (2 eps)
Cinemax, 8pm "48 Hours"
Wam @ 9pm & 1am "Toys"
Spk (TNN) 9pm: Dennis Hopper hosts "World Stuntman Awards"
SciFi @ 9pm "Tremors 3: Back To Perfection"
Flix @ 10pm "Married To The Mob"
TNT @ 10pm & 12:30 "In The Line Of Fire" (John Malkovich vs. Clint Eastwood)
AMC @ 10:15 Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock
SciFi @ 11pm "Amazing Stories 3"
History Channel, 11pm "Incredible But True: Russian UFO sightings"
TMC @ 11:45 "Ted Bundy" (remake of Deliberate Stranger)
AMC @ 12:30 & 1:30pm Robinson Crusoe On Mars
HBO @ 12:30 "Queen Of The Damned"
Action, 1:15 "The Crow" (Brandon Lee)
Starz @ 1:15 Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers (1995)
Cinemax, 1:30 "Shadow Hours" (Peter Weller)
Encore @ 1:40 "Diabolique"
USA Net @ 2am "Soul Man"
AMC @ 2:45 & 3:45pm Fantastic Voyage (Donald Pleasence, Raquel Welch)
SciFi @ 3am "Amazing Stories 5"
Cinemax, 3am "Catch Me If You Can"
Wam @ 3:05 Revenge of Frankenstein
Showtime, 3:30 "And God Created Woman" (same director as Barbarella)
Action @ 4am & 10:30 "Black Dog"
HBO @ 4am "Cyborg"
HBO2 @ 4:25 "Frankenstein Unbound" (1990) John Hurt, Raul Julia
AMC @ 4:45 "Princess Of The Nile" (1954) Jeff Hunter
Action @ 5:30 Irwin Allen's When Time Ran Out
HBO2 @ 6am "The Amazing Zorro" (2002)
AMC @ 6:15 "The King & I" (Yul Brynner)
TMC @ 6:30 Pajama Party (1964, with Martians)
5/27 Thu: Encore @ 7:15 & 4pm "Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring"
Flix @ 7:45 & 6:30pm "Walk Like A Man" (Howie Mandel raised by wolves)
Cinemax, 10am "Vault of Horror" (1973)
TMC @ Noon & 6:35 "Mimic 2"
HBO @ 2:30 "The Burbs"
AMC @ 5:45pm Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock
SciFi @ 7pm "Boa vs. Python"
NBC @ 8pm "Friends" guest star Christina Applegate as a babysitter
5/28 Fri: Mystery, 11am Mon-Fri Night Gallery (1 hour)
Cinemax, 3pm Executive Decision (Kurt Russell vs. terrorists)
Action @ 4pm Matt Helm in Murderer's Row
USA Net @ 8pm & 12:30am "Raiders Of The Lost Ark"
AMC @ 8pm The Dead Zone (1983) Chrisopher Walken)
HBO @ 8pm "Half Past Dead"
History Channel, 8pm & 12am "Midway" (Charlton Heston)
TBS @ 8pm "Deep Blue Sea" (thriller)
TNT @ 9pm "The Glimmer Man" (1996) Steven Seagal
TMC @ 9:45 "Rollerball"
Encore @ 10pm Top Gun (Tom Cruise)
AMC @ 10:15 "Mimic" (horror)
Cinemax, 10:35 "Charlie's Angels 2"
Starz @ 10:35 "Finding Nemo"
TMC @ 11:30 "Shelter Island" (thriller)
Encore, 12am "Basic Instinct"
AMC @ 12:15am The Devil's Rain (William Shatner)
Cinemax, 12:20 "Breakdown" (Kurt Russell)
Starz @ 12:20 & 12:30pm "Willard"
HBO @ 12:50 "Chain Of Command" (1999)
TNT @ 1am "Murder Live!"
Flix @ 1:30 Brimstone & Treacle
AMC @ 2am Return Of The Fly
Encore @ 2:10 "Vampire's Kiss"
Mystery, 2:30 Night Gallery (1 hour)
HBO @ 2:35 "Missing In Action" (1984) Chuck Norris
TMC @ 2:35 "Naked Lies" (thriller)
Showtime, 3am "Indecent Behavior 4" (thriller)
TNT @ 3am "Sea Of Love" (mystery)
USA Net, 3am "Freaked" (comedy)
Cinemax, 3:05 "Sex, Secrets & Betrayals"
Action @ 3:30 "The Count of Monte Cristo"
AMC @ 3:45 The Dead Zone (1983) Chrisopher Walken)
HBO @ 4:15 "The Final Cut"
TMC @ 4:15 "The Inkwell"
Cinemax, 4:35 "Dirty Harry" (Clint Eastwood)
TCM @ 5am/8am EST "The Stranger" (1946) Orson Welles
Encore @ 5:05 "Bad Company"
Action @ 5:45 007 spoof "Austin Powers in Goldmember"
HBO @ 6am "Deceived"
5/29 Sat: Starz @ 7am & 2:15pm "Finding Nemo"
A&E @ 7am "Midway" (Charlton Heston)
Encore @ 7:05 Top Gun (Tom Cruise)
Mystery, 7:20 "The Tomb Of Ligeia" (Vincent Price)
TMC @ 7:45 "The Heavenly Kid"
TBS @ 8am "Big Business" (evil twins spoof)
Flix @ 8am "Adv. of Baron Munchausen"
Wam @ 8am "Spaced Invaders"
TNT @ 8am "Wildcats" (Goldie Hawn)
HBO @ 8:15 & 6:15pm "1st Wives Club" (Goldie Hawn)
Cinemax, 8:20 "Stay Tuned" (about a 666 channel dish)
Showtime, 8:30 "Clockstoppers"
Starz @ 8:45am Cocoon
SciFi @ 9am "Encrypt" & "Do Or Die"
Action @ 9am The Green Hornet (Bruce Lee)
Encore, 9am "Kindergarten Cop" (Schwarzenegger)
Cinemax, 9:50 Red Sonja: Conan the Barbarian 3
TBS @ 10am "I Love Trouble"
Wam @ 10am & 12:30am "Son Of The Pink Panther"
Mystery @ 10:30 & 6:20pm "The Blob"
Cinemax, 11:20 "Planes, Trains & Automobiles" (John Candy)
Showtime, 11:30 "Strange Relations"
USA Net @ 11:30 "13 Ghosts"
Mystery @ 12:05 & 4:20am "The Hillside Stranglers"
Black Starz @ 12:10 & 3am "Scream Balcula Scream"
TBS @ 12:15 "My Girl" (Undertaker: Dan Aykroyd)
Comedy Central, 12:30 "Bev. Hills Cop" (Eddie Murphy)
TNT @ 12:30 "Rocky"
Cinemax, 12:55 "The Banger Sisters" (Goldie Hawn)
WB @ 1pm "City Heat" (1984) Clint Eastwood, Burt Reynolds
SciFi @ 1pm "Deathlands: Homeward Bound"
Action @ 1:20 Aces: Iron Eagle 3
Fam. Channel @ 1:30 "Sidekicks" (1993) Chuck Norris
USA Net @ 1:30 "Apollo 13" Houston, we have a problem
Showtime, 1:30pm RoboCop 3 vs. CyberNinja
Wam @ 1:40pm "Weird Science" ep
Mystery @ 1:45 "Undercover Brother"
A&E @ 2pm "The Lost Battalion"
HBO @ 2:30 "The Ring"
TBS @ 2:30 "Vegas Vacation" (Chevy Chase)
Cinemax, 2:50 "Biker Boyz"
SciFi @ 3pm "Cube 2: Hypercube"
Fam Channel, 3:30 "The Next Karate Kid"
Showtime, 3:30 "Wes Craven's They" (2002)
Starz @ 4pm & 4:30am "Daylight"
HBO @ 4:30 "Blind Date" (1987 comedy)
USA Net @ 4:30 "Training Day"
TMC @ 4:35 & 3:05am "Comic Book Villains"
Cinemax, 4:40 "Double Whammy"
Lifetime, 5pm Body Snatchers (1993)
SciFi @ 5pm "Epoch" & "Sabretooth" @ 7pm
Flix @ 6pm Time Bandits
Cinemax, 6:20 RoboCop (Peter Weller) Stay out of trouble
TBS @ 7pm "Deep Blue Sea" (thriller)
NBC @ 8pm John Woo's "Face/Off"
AMC @ 8pm & 1am "Navy SEALs"
Bravo, 8pm "Reservoir Dogs" (Harvey Keitel)
Encore, 8pm "Kindergarten Cop" (Schwarzenegger)
USA Net, 8pm & 5:30pm Sun "Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom"
Flix @ 8pm "Adv. of Baron Munchausen"
Mystery @ 8pm & 2:50am "Undercover Brother"
Cinemax, 8:20 "Panic Room" (Jodie Foster)
TNT @ 8:30 "The Glimmer Man" (Steven Seagal)
WGN @ 8:30 "The Hand That Rocks The Cradle" (psycho babysitter)
Pax @ 9pm "Cabin Pressure" (thriller)
SciFi @ 9pm "Deep Shock"
Bravo @ 10pm Jaws
Fam Channel, 10pm "Mr. Baseball" (Tom Selleck, in Japan)
Action, 10pm & 4:30am "First Blood: Rambo, part 1"
Flix @ 10:15 "Married To The Mob" (mobster spoof)
Cinemax, 10:20 "Biker Boyz"
Wam @ 10:45pm "Spaced Invaders"
SciFi @ 11pm "Bugs"
NBC @ 11:30 - Sat. Night Live, host Ben Affleck
Action, 11:35 Aces: Iron Eagle 3
Cinemax, 12:20 "Kangaroo Jack" (same star as Joe's Apt.)
HBO @ 12:30 "The Ring"
TNT @ 12:30 A Low-Down Dirty Shame (Wayans)
USA Net @ 12:30 "13 Ghosts" & "Pet Semetary 2" @ 2:30
CBS @ 1am "The 5th Element" (1997)
SciFi @ 1am "Control Factor" & "Deadlocked" @ 3am
TMC @ 1:05 "Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead"
Action, 1:15 "Excessive Force 2"
TBS @ 1:30 Jaws, 3-d
Encore @ 2am "Bad Company"
Wam @ 2:05 Look Who's Talking Too
HBO @ 2:30 "Queen Of The Damned"
Showtime, 2:30 "1984" (1984) John Hurt
TBS @ 3:30 "Wolf" (Jack Nicholson as a werewolf)
TNT @ 6am "The Magnificent 7" (Yul Brynner)
TBS @ 6am "I Love Trouble"
Starz @ 6:30 & 3:30pm "Big Trouble"
Action @ 6:30 & 4:35pm "Black Dog" (Patrick Swayze)
5/30 Sun: Encore @ 7am RoboCop 3 vs. CyberNinja
FMC @ 7am & 9pm Irwin Allen's "The Poseidon Adventure" (1972)
Encore, 8:50 Godzilla vs. Destroyer (1995)
SciFi @ 9am "DeepStar 6"
Cinemax, 9:45 "Groundhog Day"
A&E @ 10am "A Bridge Too Far"
HBO @ 10am & 7:15pm "National Security"
USA Net @ 10am "Disturbing Behavior"
Comedy Central, 11am "Born In East L.A."
Cinemax, 11:30 "Malibu's Most Wanted"
Lifetime @ Noon Stephen King's Dolores Claiborne (Kathy Bates)
TMC @ Noon & 9:30 "The Sum Of All Fears"
Wam @ Noon Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla
FX @ Noon "Die Hard With A Vengeance"
Action @ 12:20 & 6am Remo Williams: The Adv. Begins
FMC @ 1pm & 3am Cocoon
WB @ 1pm "Dangerous Game"
SciFi @ 1pm Blood Surf (it's a croc)
Flix @ 1pm & 5:25am Look Who's Talking Too
Starz @ 1pm, 9pm & 9am Hulk
Showtime, 1:15 "Moscow On The Hudson"
TBS @ 1:30 "My Girl" (Undertaker: Dan Aykroyd)
Comedy Central, 2pm "Best In Show" (another spinal tap)
Encore @ 2:30 "Cutthroat Island"
WB @ 3pm "Closer & Closer" (1996)
Cinemax, 3pm & 10pm "Charlie's Angels 2"
SciFi @ 3pm "Shark Attack 2" & "Shark Attack 3"
USA Net @ 3pm "Raiders Of The Lost Ark"
TBS @ 3:30 "Dave"
HBO @ 3:45 "Mr. Wrong"
FX @ 4pm "Die Hard" Welcome to the party, pal
Comedy Central, 4pm "City Slickers"
TMC @ 4pm "Jacknife"
TNT @ 4pm "Purgatory"
Black Starz @ 4:20, 9:50 & 4:30am "Friday After Next"
Encore, 4:35 "F/X 2" (cyber-clown)
Mystery @ 4:35 In The Mouth of Madness
Cinemax, 4:50 "48 Hours"
Oxygen, 5pm Adventures In Babysitting
USA Net, 5:30pm "Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom"
AMC @ 5:30 "Navy SEALs"
TMC @ 5:45 "Awakenings" (DeNiro, Robin Williams)
Comedy Central, 6pm "Blazing Saddles" (Mel Brooks)
TNT @ 6pm & 12am "The Quick & The Dead"
VH1 @ 6:30 & 2:30pm Mon: Footloose (Kevin Bacon)
Cinemax, 6:30 "Double Bang"
Encore @ 6:35 "Master of Disguise" (Dana Carvey)
SciFi @ 7pm "Dinocroc"
Cartoon Net, 7pm "Return of the King" (1980, animated)
FX @ 7:30 Planet Of The Apes (2001 remake)
Disney Channel, 8pm "Inspector Gadget 2"
A&E @ 8pm & 12am "Saddam Hussein, Butcher of Baghdad" (docu)
AMC @ 8pm & 2am "Patton" (George C. Scott)
UPN @ 8pm "Repli-Kate" (2001) Send in the clones
TBS @ 8pm & 10:30 "The 6th Day"
TNT @ 8pm & 10pm "Desperado"
USA Net, 8pm & 12am "Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade" (Sean Connery)
Flix @ 8pm "Taxi Driver" You looking at me?
Cinemax, 8:15 "Daredevil" (the blind crime fighter)
CBS @ 9pm 007 in "Tomorrow Never Dies"
Bravo @ 9pm Jaws
History Channel, 9pm "Nostradamus: 500 Years Later" (docu)
SciFi @ 9pm "Lake Placid"
VH1 @ 9pm "Grease"
Wam @ 10:30 Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla
Mystery @ 11:15 In The Mouth of Madness
AMC @ 11:30 & 5:30am "Stalag 17" (Donald Pleasence)
Flix @ 12am Squirm (a past MST3000 feature)
TNT @ 12am "The Quick & The Dead"
Wam @ 12:20 "The Last Starfighter"
Mystery @ 1am "Devious Beings"
Starz @ 1:05 Blade 2
FMC @ 3am Cocoon
Encore, 3:35 Superfly
Mystery, 4:15 "Whatever Happened To Aunt Alice?"
Black Starz @ 4:30am "Friday After Next"
Flix @ 5:25am Look Who's Talking Too
Action @ 6am Remo Williams: The Adv. Begins
HBO @ 6am Ernest Scared Stupid (Troll spoof)
Starz @ 6:05 "NeverEnding Story 3"
5/31 Mon: Memorial Day
Encore @ 7am Lawnmower Man 2: Jobe's War (1996)
Action @ 8am Matt Helm in "The Ambushers"
Starz @ 9am Hulk
Action @ 10am: 24-hour marathon of "Combat!" episodes
Encore @ 10am "Splash"
Mystery @ 11am Mon-Fri: Night Gallery (1 hour)
Cinemax, 11:30 Poltergeist They're here
Flix @ Noon "The Dead"
Encore @ Noon & 10:15pm Alien (Sigourney Weaver)
Starz @ 12:15 "Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls"
TMC @ 12:15 & 8pm Star Trek Nemesis (2002)
Flix @ 1:30 "Zelig"
Mystery @ 1:35 "Death On The Nile"
TBS @ 2pm & 4pm "Vegas Vacation" (Chevy Chase)
Starz @ 2pm & 9pm "Shanghai Knights" (Jackie Chan)
AMC @ 2pm "Stalag 17" (Donald Pleasence)
Flix @ 3pm "Killer Klowns From Outer Space"
USA Net @ 3pm "So, I Married An Axe Murderer" (Mike Myers spoof)
Cinemax @ 4:30 Batman Forever (Jim Carrey as Riddler)
AMC @ 4:30 "Patton" (George C. Scott) & "The Longest Day" @ 8pm
WGN @ 5pm "Johnny Dangerously"
FMC @ 5pm "Don't Bother To Knock" (psycho babysitter)
FX @ 5:30 Planet Of The Apes (2001 remake)
Cinemax2 @ 5:30 Volcano The coast is toast
Showtime, 6pm "Enigma"
HBO @ 6:15 "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" (Judge Doom: Christopher Lloyd)
IFC @ 6:20 & 1am Escape From New York
Cinemax, 6:30 "The Crow 2: City of Angels"
SciFi @ 7pm Waterworld (oops, the polar caps melted)
Flix @ 8pm "Housesitter" (Goldie Hawn)
Disney Channel, 8pm Ghostbusters 2
USA Net @ 8pm "The Waterboy" & "Bulletproof" @ 10pm
Mystery @ 11:15 John Carpenter's Vampires
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