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The Wizard of Bob

Bob and the rest of Seventh Deli were hanging out at Bob's farm in south western Pennsylvania. They were hanging out, doing what entourages do best, just "chillin'" and finding the general "phat"-ness in everything,

A storm was moving in, so Bob had the entourage help him bring the cows, Lessie, Nessie, Bessie, Dressie, and Steve in. But, Bob's barn had burned a long time ago when Mrs. Leery's cow kicked that lamp over.(..yes, the sparks went that far..) So, Bob kept the cows, with the exception of Steve, in the living room. Steve had some problems, (like cow diarrhea) so Bob kept him in the bathtub. The Entourage battened down the hatchs and pulled in the goats and sheep and sat down to wait out the rain and wind and storm. Then the nice weather man, Gary England, came on and said "Tornado! Tornado on the ground! All those in vicinity of Backlick, PA, take cover! Get underground or in a centraliz-" And the TV went snowy. Bob screamed (from the earth...) and said "Melvin! It's a twister Auntie Melvin! A twister! HOLD ME!!" Melvin said "Screw you!! I'm running for my life!" Bob broke down in tears at Melvin's rejection as the goats calmy chewed on his shoelaces. Then his world, along with the rest of Seventh Deli's, went black.... Next?