Five years from now...

This is a list begun during an odd conversation during swimteam senior year of high school with Eileen, Clarke and I. So here's a list of where we'll be five years from then. To be checked on at the five year reunion:

Me: Beatnick Freak/a few more
Eileen: Celebrity Stalker/Writer of Auto-Responses/some more
Clarke: Real World Whore (w/ 2 manwhore sons and 1 happy daughter)/more
Ana: Biosphere Girl/Real World Slut/many more
Kelly: Crazy Metro Lady/a few more
Crystal: Martin's Wife
Sarah(B.): World Sailing Girl
Massey: Bartending Dominatrix
Kurt: Jerry Springer Actor/Lottery Winner w/ Old Car
Kevin: Porn Star
Rana: Dog Mascot (psycho lady in the dog costume)
Peter: Pimp
Devin: Air Force guy w/ expensive-ass planes/Platypus Rancher
Michael: TV Villian(Todd Wannabe)/Psycho FBI Agent
Thomas: Millionare(from Poon)/Earth Asshole Purger/more
Nick: Mob Boss