Working w/ Devin to send the earth spiraling out of orbit
either burning it as it gets too close to the sun, or freezing it as
it gets too far away. All cool people will be transported to the moon on
a rocket ship.
Member o' the Dunebags (happy now? hehe)
At age 60, go to scotland with bingle to become a heroin junkie, have the best years of his life until he burns out and commits suicide with the raging bull (i'm comin' too now. bwahaha)