News...

• B.C. has now been converted to B.T.D.F.~it's the new way to measure time... As in July 1 is 9 B.T.D.F. Hmm.. that still makes no sense. Does to me, so haha.
• Don't wanna go out with someone? Just wrestle Clarke!
• In 30 years, Clarke will only be 15% human.
• Plastic...Sausage...Pasta salad...Plastic...Sausage...Pasta salad...