o h y e a h , a n d I ' m l o v i n ' i t feat. Bono & Steve Tyler

quotes

The Matrix

Morpheus : Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

Morpheus : There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.

Morpheus : Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

Jurassic Park

Ian : I'm always on the lookout for the next ex-Mrs. Malcolm.

Alan : You married?
Ian : Occassionally.

Ian : Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

Ian : God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Ellie : Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...

Sleepy Hollow

Ichabod : Truth is appearance, but appearance isn't always truth.

Ichabod : But perhaps there is a little bit of witch in you, Katrina.
Katrina : Why do you say that?
Ichabod : Because you have bewitched me.

Independence Day

Russell : I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.

Julius : 'All you need is love'. John Lennon. Good man, shot in the back, very sad.

Nimzicki : I'm not Jewish.
Julius : Nobody's perfect.

The Blair Witch Project

Josh : It's not the same on film, is it? I mean, you know it's real, but it's like looking through the lens gives you some sort of protection from what's on the other side.

Heather : I'm scared to close my eyes. I'm scared to open them.

Fight Club

Jack : Marla's theory of life was that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't

Ever After

Danielle : Forgive me your highness, I did not see you.
Henry : Your aim would suggest otherwise.

Leo : You cannot leave everything to Fate. She's got a lot to do. Sometimes you must give her a hand.

Austin Powers

Dr. Evil : Talk to the hand, 'cause the face don't wanna hear it anymore.
The President : Talk to what hand, your hand?
Dr. Evil : You aren't all that and a bag of potato chips.
The President : What are you talking about?
Dr. Evil : Don't go there, girlfriend.
The President : Whose girlfriend?
Dr. Evil : Don't mess with me. I'm one crazy mofo. I once popped a cop cause he wasn't giving me my props in Oaktown. I've heard that somewhere.

Bring It On

Torrance : Hey, this is serious!
Missy : Oh...so is your breath

Missy : What is your sexuality by the way?
Leslie : Well, Jan's straight while I'm controversial.
Missy : You mean to tell me, you speak fag?
Leslie : Quite fluently.

Hook

Tink : You know that place between dream & awake - where you still remember dreaming? That is where I'll always love you, Peter Pan - that's where I'll be waiting.

Toy Story

Buzz : Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is 'space ranger'. Woody : The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.

Meet The Parents

Greg : Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
Jack : I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

The Princess Bride

Inigo : Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik : If there are, we all be dead!
Vizzini : No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Fezzik : Anybody want a peanut?

Charly

Theme: Real love stories don't have an ending.

Forrest Gump

Dan : Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
Forrest : I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.

Star Wars - Attack of the Clones

Anakin : We decided to come and rescue you.
Obi-Wan : Good job.

Obi-Wan : Why do I get the feeling that you are going to be the death of me?

Armageddon

Harry : Houston, you have a problem.

Girl Interrupted

Susanna : Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you had the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train was moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60s. Or maybe I was just a girl ... interrupted.

Cynthia : Hey John, call me a cab.
John : Okay, you're a cab.

Harry Potter & The Sorceror's Stone

Voldemort : There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it.

Quirrell : Troll! Troll! Troll in the dungeon! Thought you ought to know.

Gladiator

Commodus : Do you remember what our father once said? It's a dream, a frightful dream...life is. Do you think that is true?
Lucilla : I don't know.
Commodus : I think it is. And I have only you to share it with.

Commodus : Am I not merciful?

Maximus : You risk too much.
Lucilla : I have much to pay for.

Commodus : Why is he still alive? It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.

Marcus : So much, for the glory of Rome.

Quintus : People should know when they're conquered.
Maximus : Would you, Quintus? Would I?

Maximus : At my signal, unleash hell.

Commodus : Beware of Gaius, he will pour honeyed potion in your ear and you will wake up one day and all you'll say is Republic! Republic! Republic!

Marcus : Enough of politics. Let us pretend that you are a loving daughter and I am a good father.
Lucilla : This is a pleasant fiction, isn't it?

Marcus : Maximus, when was the last time you were home?
Maximus : 2 years, 264 days and this morning.

Lucilla : My father favours you now.
Maximus : M'lady.
Lucilla : T'was not always so.
Maximus : Many things change.
Lucilla : Many things, not everything.

Lucilla : You are lying. I could always tell when you were lying because you were never any good at it.
Maximus : I never acquired your comfort with it.
Lucilla : True. But then you never had to. Life is more simple for a soldier. Or do you think me heartless?
Maximus : I think you have a talent for survival.

Lucilla : You know, I still remember you in my prayers. Oh, yes I pray.

Commodus : Lament with me, brother. Our great father is dead.

Proximo : Do any of them fight? I have a match coming up.
Slave Trader : Some are good for fighting, others for dying. You need both, I think.

Falco : Rome greets her new Emperor. Your loyal subjects bid you welcome, Highness.
Commodus : Thank you, Falco, and for the loyal subjects. I trust they were not too expensive.

Gracchus : He's cleverer than I thought.
Gaius : Clever? The whole of Rome would be laughing at him if they weren't so afraid of his Praetorian.
Gracchus : Fear and wonder. A powerful combination.
Gaius : Do you really think the people are going to be seduced by that?
Gracchus : I think he knows what Rome is. Rome is the mob. He will conjure magic for them and they will be distracted. He will take away their freedom, and still they will roar. The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the Senate, it is the sand of the Colosseum. He will bring them death, and they will love him for it.

Proximo : Oh you should see the Colosseum, Spaniard. 50,000 Romans watching every movement of your sword, willing you to make the killer blow. The silence before you strike, and the noise afterwards, it rises, rises up like...like...like a storm, as if you were the Thunder God himself.

Lucilla : I think you need your rest now.
Commodus : Will you stay with me?
Lucilla : Still afraid of the dark, brother?
Commodus : Still? Always. Stay with me tonight?
Lucilla : You know I won't.

Lucius : Gladiator, are you the one they call the Spaniard?
Maximus : Yes.
Lucius : They said you were a giant. They said you could crush a man's skull with one hand.
Maximus : Man's? No. A boy's...

Commodus : They lied to me in Germania. They told me he was dead. If they lie to me they don't respect me. If they don't respect me then how can they ever love me?
Lucilla : Then you must let the legions know that treachery will not go unpunished.
Commodus : Poor Sister, I wouldn't want to be your enemy.

Lucilla : : I knew a man once. A noble man. A man of principle, who loved my father and my father loved him. This man served Rome well.
Maximus : That man is gone. Your brother did his work well.

Commodus : What am I going to do with you, you simply won't...die.

Juba : Can they hear you?
Maximus : Who?
Juba : Your family, in the after life?
Maximus : Oh, yes.
Juba : What do you say to them?
Maximus : To my boy, I tell him I will see him again soon, and to keep his heels down when he's riding his horse. To my wife...that is none of your business.

Commodus : And what of my nephew and what of his mother? Shall they share her lover's fate or should I be merciful? Commodus the merciful...

Commodus : Maximus. Maximus. Maximus. They call for you. The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. A striking story. Now the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. What could be more glorious than to challenge the emperor himself in the great arena.
Maximus : You would fight me?
Commodus : Why not? Do you think I am afraid?
Maximus : I think you have been afraid all your life.
Commodus : Unlike Maximus the invincible, who knows no fear?
Maximus : I knew a man who once said, 'Death smiles at us all. All that man can do is smile back.'
Commodus : I wonder. Did your friend smile at his own death?
Maximus : You must know. He was your father.

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Max : You dance with the Devil, the Devil don't change, he changes you.