All About Alan
Let's answer the question that everybody wants answered. Who is Alan Ng? And most importantly, Why does anyone care? Because I have no life and this page is the only thing that keeps me going.
This is my opportunity to truly be an insignificant figure on this monster we call the World Wide Web. I invite you to hop aboard this speeding bullet we call Alan.
Vital Stats
- Age: 30
- Height: 6' 1"
- Shirt Size: 16 1/2" 35/36
- Pant Size: Inseam-36, Waist-36
- IQ: 200 (primarily because I'm Chinese)
- Weight: 198 lbs (fat is in the eye of the beholder...and in my gut).
- Turn-Ons: Fluffy Bunnies, World Peace, Neatly Trimmed Armpits.
- Turn-Offs: Ingrown Toenails, Ebola, People with Eleven Fingers.
- Occupation: Marketing Department of Evangelical Christian Credit Union. I take care of (actually spend) God's money.
- Marital Status: Married to the most wonderful person in the world. Sorry ladies, I've retired from my swingin' singles!
Movies I Liked
About Me 
Satire and Comedy
EFCYL College Ministries
Magic Photography
Conservative Politics
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