You can either agree to abide my disclaimer on this section or get out. So don't read this
unless you have a sense of humor, now don't be going around thinking
that you do have a "sense of humor" and then read this and complain
anyway. That means you are a hypocrite. I do not want any small children reading this, so if you are around the age of 9 or younger, please leave this section. Some of these are truth and not jokes.
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Leonardo Di Caprio
He is gay and can't act if his life depended on it. He should have
sunk with the Titanic for real. There is a movie to prove how bi******
he is, that movie shows him having hard-core gay blank with a guy.
He is an insult to gays everywhere. I have nothing against homosexuals,
I just hate Leonardo Di Caprio. I like him as much as the scum on
the toilet, you wonder how my toilet can be so dirty. This idea was
borrowed from a friend whom I shall not name to keep people from
sending him hate mail. If he was put in a prison and they guys had
to be separated from the girls, he wouldn't know where to go!
Titanic, enough said
The story and the sound track just plain sucks. Those
Hollywood morons made a dumb movie about a ship that sunk because it
was made with very low quality like Leonardo Di Caprio's acting
ability. He is my favorite actress. Just slap on a wig, a bra and he
could pass off easily as a girl.
Hanson
The
Hanson "brothers" look like girls. The little one in the band makes
me puke. The first time I saw them, I thought they were girls. When
I looked closely, I said "Oh ****, they're guys!" I had nightmares
ever since.
Thomas Bailey (he wrote a history
text book)
He thinks he is so funny and sophisticated
when he really stole the ideas and added his own words. His text book
is stupid and impossible to understand.
Teachers
This one contains some of the opinions of Andy Chiang. I don't want
anyone sending hatemail to him because you are just a jerk if you
do. "Top Ten Reasons why I hate teachers
10. They think
they know everything.
9. They are very gullible.
8.
They blame you for every mistake they make. They blame their actions
on you.
7. They make you study when you don't have to.
6. They have a coffee smell.
5. You give them a sick note and
they ask for another one, saying you didn't give them one.
4.
You try to get on their good side when your only getting yourself into
a detention.
3. You suck up to them.
2. They find it rude
when you laugh at a fart.
1. When they fart, they pretend nothing
has happened, even if their fart is so nasty that you can smell it
from across the room. People start to become dizzy, but the teacher
pretends nothing happened."
I feel the same. What about you?
Monica Lewinsky
1. She is a fat cow.
2. She is ugly.
3. Clinton would
have to be blind to have a sexual relationship with her.
4. She
probably raped him.
5. Her stupid stories are taking up too much of the news and
interrupted so many of my favorite shows.
J.D. Salinger (an "author")
His book is one of the dumbest ever written. People think
it's a great book because of the cussing and it's written so that
idiots can understand it. Well, that book isn't worth a dime. The
only reason why a lot of people like it is because there most people
are stupid. There are more dumb people than there are smart people.
The dumb people have the tendency to believe they are smart, when in
reality they are so stupid they can't even read. A wise way to follow
is "never underestimate the power of stupid people in large
numbers." They have such a low intelligence that it really gets you
pissed off. Most of the popular books are crap because the "authors"
are total idiots who can't even write a children's book.
protestors
Protestors took away all of the greatness in many of the good shows.
They complain about it "influencing" the children. If it's influencing
the children, then the children are stupid. When was the last time you
heard a child murder someone because they saw it on their favorite
t.v. show? The parents who complain the most are lazy and use t.v. as
a baby sitter when they should be taking care of their own kids. They
might make up some dumb excuse like "I have to go to work" or "I am
too busy", that is crap because if you don't have the time then make
the time.
Pablo Picasso
He is considered a "genius" for "creating" a "new art style". That is
b.s. I mean little kids draw the same thing. Some people disagree and
say that they are drawing what they feel, once again b.s. Would you
rather pay for the Mona Lisa or for one of Picasso's "paintings"?
Puff Daddy
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Soap Operas/Talk Shows
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Censorship
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Certain types of authority
Many adults think that they are better than children because of the fact that they believe age equals experience. Not true. The experience isn't worth a d*** thing if you were an idiot all your life. A 14 year old girl shocked the police when she robbed a bank. They shouldn't be too surprised because children aren't
as stupid as they think they are. The ones who believe they are better, are conceited and don't want to feel
their old age. The teachers think that the children today were nothing like the people who were rebellious
in the history books. We are just like them. True geniuses are mocked. This country was built on technology and the ones who had the courage to help build and invent were mocked by their peers and today those idiots are still around and they are taking credit for the technology.
