MY MAILBOX IS FLOODED WITH LETTERS BEGINNING WITH "HEY OZZY" OR "HEY OSBOURNE FAMILY". I'M SORRY IM NOT THEM! I'M A FAN OF THE OSBOURNES NAMED MANDY! maybe i need to change the name of this site to "Mandy's Osbourne Fan Page" i don't even know if that will help either. maybe i need one of these when you enter the site:

Updates:
4/4/04- i feel like an idiot for not updating. but there isn't anything to update on. except for the fact that the episodes will be returning this tuesday. i've been so addicted to livejournal it's not even funny. i totally forgot i had a website.
02/25/04- I didn't see last nights episode and i really wanted to. Oh well they'll show re-runs. Hey i've been doing pretty good on the Osbournes trivia on mtv.com. i'm up to 100,000 points! I don't get how people get like 30,000,000 points. People have way too much time on their hands. Weird.
02/22/04- Sorry I didn't put up the episode guide sooner. I know, it's not like anyone cares or anything, but it does to me for some reason! Word of advice: never work at a pizza place. I smell like an ass.
02/18/04- Hi. This isn't actually an update but i'm waiting til MTV.com puts up the episode guide pictures before I put up the new episode guide. So your gonna have to wait! I know, you can hardly contain yourself haa...
02/11/04- This weeks episode guide is up. What more is there to update on people? Give me suggestions! What do you want to see on this site (that I can do)! Hey, the O.C's on tonight. : D
02/04/04- Epsiode guide is uuuuuuuuuup!!!!
01/28/04- Oh look! The new episode guide is up! **applause** That was really quick. Arent you proud of me?
01/27/04- Hey! A new season is starting and you know what that means?...Well, I'm not sure. But I can tell you this! Look for more updates and episode guides and stuff. I'm thinking about changing the site a bit, like new pictures and stuff. But I don't know, i'm lazy! What can I say?
01/10/04- What is happening? Hey i found out the actual date the Osbournes comes on! It's January 27th! I was way off! LOL!! Yeah just joined a bunch of new fanlistings thats about it! More updates to come once the season starts! ::Applause::
01/06/04- Hey! Happy New Year, Merry Christmas, all that good stuff! 3 months since I last updated. Sorry i've been a lazy ass. There hasn't been much to update on. Except that the new season is coming! I will definitely update the page more often once it starts.
10/8/03- Wow it's been a while! There hasn't been much to update on now that the season is over! Just that the Osbournes 2nd season is on DVD and I got it! Every Osbourne fan has to have it its soooo cool!!!
8/13- The season finale is over! (All together now, NOOOOOOOOO!) Could you believe that last episode. I was in so much shock, I could not believe it! I almost started crying! Well, what a relief at the end though, huh? Now we can all breathe! Ahhh... Okay that was weird, but I think we're gonna miss seeing the Osbournes on every Tuesday. I hope theres a 3rd season! We'll just have to keep watching MTV to find out! (Even though I only watch it because of the Osbournes!)
7/31- Obviously the new episode guide is up. School starts in a few weeks. Nooooooooooo!!!
7/25- Not much updated. Just put up the new episode guide for the week. I figure I shouldn't post when I updated the episode guides since you can see them already! 
7/6- I'm baaaaaack! Finally put up the new episode guide as you can see. I'll try to keep updated as much as I can. Just a quick note: I don't think i'll be adding much to the sounds section. Each sound takes up A LOT of space on my hard drive, so, sorry. 
6/28- Sorry I should have put up the episode 13 guide up sooner! I'll just let you know that I won't have next weeks up because I will be gone all of next week. I will be sure to put it up in the shows section when I get back!
6/12/03- NEW SEASON! NEW SEASON! NEW SEASON! TUESDAYS AT 10:30PM! Oh sorry for the lack of updates. At least schools out and a new season of the osbournes is here so I should be updating this site more!
4/15/03- 6 more bleep counters added for the second season in the show section! Yes, i'm bored since i'm on spring break this week!
4/13/03- CATCHING UP WITH THE OSBOURNES SPECIAL SOUNDS ARE UP! I heard that Sharon Was declared cancer-free! Yay! I was so happy when I found that out!
4/12/03- Added CONCERT REVIEW!
4/6/03- Sorry for the lack of updates! Kelly's CD is sooo awesome! You have to get it if you haven't yet. I'm getting so psyched about her concert this Thursday the 10th! E-mail me if you have any suggestions or comments on the site or whatever! 
3/12/03- Hey! Kelly's concert tickets are on sale! I'm going to see her April 10th! Woo hoo!!! The Osbournes season 1 DVD is on sale too! I still need to get that! I'll start working on those sounds i've been promising!
3/7/03- Sorry for the lack of updates! Sounds from season 2 are coming soon, I promise!
2/15/03- 1/30/03- SEASON 2 IS OVER NOOOOOOOO!! Hey, The Season 1 DVD is coming out in March. I hear there are some pretty cool features like an Ozzy translator, bleeped and unbleeped versions, never before seen bloopers, and other cool stuff! I'll put up the exact date when I get it! Oh, I updated the show page! Episode 9 guide and pictures are up on the show section!
1/30/03- Updated the show page! Episode 7 & 8 guides and pictures are up on the show section!
1/27/03- Now, I know i'm not a big superbowl fan, but I had to watch in order to find the Osbournes Pepsi Twist Commercial! I was so psyched when it came on! I hope you all caught that. Hopefully it will play again!
1/21/03- Sorry for the lack of updates! I finally got the episode 5 & 6 guides & pictures up! MTV.com was taking so frickin' long to update their Osbourne page! I'm waiting until the season is over before I put up the sounds! Did you guys catch when The Osbournes hosted the AMA's?
1/6/03- SEASON 2 EPISODE GUIDES ARE UP! Check it out! I added pictures to the page too, it's really cool! People have been asking me to get that sound where Ozzy says "I like warming my butt by the fire." I will get it, don't worry! 
1/1/03- I changed the front page up a bit. Now you can see the Osbournes font on the banner at the top of the page *yay*! I made some of the fonts a little smaller because they were huge!
12/28/02- Hey! Hope everyone had a nice holiday! PEOPLE: I'M GETTING TONS AND TONS OF E-MAILS FROM PEOPLE THAT THINK I'M AN OSBOURNE FAMILY MEMBER! I'M NOT! I'm just a simple fan! I think I need to put a big disclaimer in HUGE letters saying that i'm not a member of the family!
12/1/02-THE FAMILY SECTION HAS BEEN UPDATED! It's a whole lot better now! Check it out!
11/26/02-I found the Osbournes font on FONTDINER.COM! I was so happy! I put it on the banner on the top of the page and the buttons!
11/24/02-Hope everyone caught up on their Osbournes episodes from season 1! MTV was playing a marathon today and yesterday! So, I added a thing on Robert on this page, and I changed the picture since Rob is apart of their family now! 
11/7/02-Wow it's been a while! Sorry about that guys! I finally got the actual date and time of the Osbournes second season! Looking foreward to that. Kelly's new single "Shut Up" Is out, I think! Kelly's new album "Buy Me" is out. Last night I missed a really good Dateline interview with the Osbournes! They even had Aimee on it :(
10/13/02-Sorry for the lack of updates! School sucks! Anyways, there hasn't been much to update about. I will be sure to post when the Osbournes second season starts! Oh, and news wise: The Osbournes adopted Kelly's best friend Robert. His mother died of Colon Cancer, and the Osbournes officially adopted him. 
8/7/02-To anyone that actually reads this, THE SOUNDS SECTION IS UP!
8/4/02-SOUNDS SECTION COMING SOON! I added some more bleeps to the bleep counter on THE SHOW page
8/3/02-Hey, you may have noticed the sound when you enter this site now. There are also some sounds when you enter the quotes and memories section.
7/28/02-I added the links section!
7/26/02-I added some stuff to the front page here, like my cliques that I recently found interesting, especially the Osbourne ones! Uh, I put up the picture of Jack and Kelly, a really good picture!
7/16/02-I made the shop section, you've gotta check out the awesome merchandise! Oh, and I decided to take off the news section. Once I get more news I may put it back on!
7/8/02-Yes, the TV background was a little much so I changed it back to black. I made some changes to the memories page and the quotes page.
6/27/02-I added some more quotes to the quotes page!
6/24/02-Hey! This site got added to Yahoo! Yipee! I made the disclaimer and welcome paragraph thing.

Quit eating low carb food (hehe) and watch the new season of the Osbournes! Tuesdays at 10:30!

This weeks's episode: 02/24/04

Season 3: Episode 5- The Accidental Tourist

Ozzy informs Sharon that before William Penn, America was known as “Indian Land” or something. Jack hits the courts for some exercise and looks good doing it. Kelly and Ozzy are jetting off to England for a Top of the Pops father-daughter duet. 32 years ago, Ozzy hit the stage solo and now he’s back with Kelly for another round. This would be a very sweet father-daughter bonding moment if not for the presence of Kelly’s new boyfriend mudding the situation. Ozzy likes everything about Rob except for the giant skull tattoo adorning his bald head. Ozzy's returning to England for a live show. Ozzy’s been having nightmares and is worried about his voice leaving him on stage. He tells Kelly he might not be able to go to England and she immediately whines that she can’t do it without him. In addition to his stage fright, Ozzy has developed a fear of the cold in England. In explaining the cold to Kelly’s boyfriend, Ozzy gravely informs him that “Eskimos die there.” Flash to England: with the presence of several dogs in the house, the countryside estate seems eerily similar to L.A. Ozzy, Kelly, and Rob (the boyfriend) have all arrived safely and are now ready to do what they do best, fight. They argue about Sean Paul, throwing food, a kid’s toy, and in some situations, it’s hard to tell why they are fighting. The clashes culminate with Rob getting the boot and hopping an early plane back to L.A. But all hostilities melt away when Kelly and Ozzy sing together for the British TV audience. With his time in England almost up, Ozzy decides to jump on his ATV and roll through the countryside (not something easily done in L.A.). The joyride takes a horrible turn when Ozzy’s ATV flips. A mystery man charges in and cares for a very injured Ozzy. We’re left hanging as the ambulance pulls into the driveway. To be continued...

I went to see Kelly's concert on April 10, 2003. Click to see a review of the concert. Now, we just didn't see the concert and leave. You'll never guess what else happened!

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