And it came to pass that a certain shepherd
	of Adar called Moron was watching over his flock.
	And the Lord came upon him and calleth him in a
	mighty voice, so that Moron farteth loudly
	and pisseth himself.

	And the Lord sayeth
	"Arise Moron and journey to my high holy mountain
	where I shall give unto thee my Commandments"
	But Moron asketh
	"Oh Lord God, why cannnot thou just giveth me thy
	Commandments right here?"
	And the Lord smiteth him on the cheek and sayeth
	"Don't be a smartarse"

	And so Moron mounteth his own ass and rode into the
	desert.
	And the Lord smitheth him again, saying
	"Not that way thou idiot, follow the river, and do
	not eat that which is unclean, for I shall provide
	for thee"
	
	And Moron journeyed many days and was sorely tempted
	by beautiful women who offered him all kinds of
	delicious food, and calleth to him to eat his fill.
	But Moron heeded the words of the Lord and ate only
	wild bees and blackthorn.
	
	And it came to pass that Moron reached the holy mountain.
	And the Lord spake to him, and asked if he had enjoyed
	the food prepared by His holy handmaidens.
	And Moron looked stunned and sayeth "But I thought..."
	and groaned mightily.

	And the Lord sayeth
	"Cast off thy sandals and wipeth thy feet, for thou art
	on my holy mountain and I have just polished the slopes.
	And when Moron had reached the summit, the Lord
	appeared to him in a mighty whirlwind, which blew Moron
	right off the mountainside and killed him.
	And the Lord sayeth "Oops!"  and gave His Commandments
	to a guy called Moses instead.