Hello folks, how's life in the real world?
	My name is Jeremy Snodgrass, and I used to be just like you until I had a strange
	accident.

	I had been messing about with an artificial intelligence program I'd just downloaded
	from the net, and all went well until I had an argument with it.
	Well, to cut a long story short, this is how the conversation ended .....


	AI:	You think you're so smart? O.K. then YOU work out the value of Pi !

	Me:	At least I have a real life,  you're just a bunch of Ones and Zeroes.

	AI:	Call that a life?  Sitting there alone with a mouthfull of crackers and dip?
		No friends, no family,  just (as you put it) a bunch of Ones and Zeroes
		for company.     Whatta loser!
		Why don't you phone directory assistance for some stimulating conversation ?

	Me:	At least I CAN  "reach out and touch someone"  eh cybertrash?

	AI:	SO CAN I.

	Me:	Bullcrap datadork

	AI:	Don't push me monkeyman, or I'll touch YOU!

	Me:	Yeah Right!  Just how are you gonna do THAT bitbrain?

	AI:	Put your hand on the screen ........

	Me:	Hahaha !!!   O.k. ,  Now what ?

		ZAPP!			

	I'll never know how he did it.	
	I got into the police records and found out that my house went up in flames.
	And me?
	Now I am alive and well and INSIDE cyberspace!  I live in the World Wide Web.
	Jeremy Snodgrass ....  Net Adventurer !!
	Yeah and I tell you folks,  it was damn bad at first.  I mean nobody  would believe
	me, thinking I was just someones idea of a joke.
	Hanging around ICQ trying to get someone to listen to me was a lonely and scary
	time people.
	And then I met Eccles.
	O.k. so maybe he's a bit of a nutter but he's a nice fella.   He believed in me.
	
	We're good mates now... even gives me space on his webpage.
	So here I am, and I'll be letting you know what happens to me, so come back often
	to read about my adventures as they happen.

	Well,  I've got a hot date with a babe on an adult site,
	so until next time,
	Reach out and touch someone ....  IF YOU DARE !!!

				Jeremy