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Statistics

Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.

21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.

Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.

40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.

91% of us ie regularly.

27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz.

29% admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store.

50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.

10% believe in the 10 Commandments.

82% believe in an afterlife.

45% believe in ghosts.

13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail.

58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.

10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item.

5% give to charity at least once a month.

How far would you go for $10 million? 25% would abandon their friends, family, and religion. 7% would murder.

69% eat the cake before the frosting.

When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.

70% of us drink orange juice daily.

Snickers is the most popular candy.

22% of us skip lunch daily.

9% of us skip breakfast daily.

66% of us eat cereal regularly.

22% of all restaurant meals include French fries.

Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.

45% use mouthwash every day.

9% of women and 8% of men have had cosmetic surgery.

53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.

58% of women paint their nails regularly.

62% of us pop our zits.

33% of women lie about their weight.

10% of us claim to have seen a ghost.

57% have had deja vu.

49% believe in ESP.

44% have broken a bone.

Only 30% of us know our cholesterol level.

14% have attended a self-help meeting.

78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home.

39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet.

71.6% of us eavesdrop.

22% are functionally illiterate.

37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.

56% of women do the bills in a marriage.

20% of us have played in a band at one time in our life.

44% reuse tinfoil.

57% save pretty gift paper to reuse.

16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary.

59% of us say we're average-looking.

On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.

20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.

1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.

6% propose over the phone.

2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.

1/3 of us don't wear seat belts.

4 out of 5 sing in the car.

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