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First Hand Experience: Camp Yada Yada's activities start right off the bat with an exciting hike, which lasts for approximately one month. The strongest of the children will survive while the others will fall behind.* Any supplies that they need they will have to derive from the surrounding environment. The hike will take them to the highest peak of the Ogabooga Mountain Range where they will continue their camp experience with the Wise Old Man of the Tree.
*We are not liable for any injuries or deaths that occur at any point during the camp experience. |
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Educational: The children will be given a rest break after the hike to use for meditation with nightly lectures on the evils of civilization, youth, and soy beans. They will also be taught to pick and smoke natural herbs on a regular basis, not only to clear the mind, but to also help nature clear out its dry waste through the occasional resulting forest fire.
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Woodland Martial Arts Hunting: Once properly shaped by the Old Wise Man's old wisdom, the children will begin training in elite hand to hand combat. Why use a gun or arrows when you have your bare hands? They will learn how to use a deer's pressure points against it. Once they believe they have mastered the art, the children will prove themselves by jumping into a pitt to a fight a starved grizzly bear.
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