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| Camp Yada Yada is over-all self-maintained: We believe that unless your child is drowning in a frigid river, it is not learning how to swim. This philosophy is applied to all aspects of the camp experience. Upon arrival there are only a few people present to teach your child what they need to know in order to survive in the harsh reality of the wild. | ||
| Guide #1: The guide for the first month of the camping experience changes each year, due to the fact that this employee is sent to us through the local prison work program. Hey, its cheap and who would you prefer training your kid survival, a nancy pants wimpy boy or a hardened killer!? | ||
| Wise Old Man: There is none wiser and older than the Wise Old Man. His real name lost to the entropy of time, he lingers within a giant tree located on the highest peak in the Ogabooga Mountain Range. The children will be left in his care after the first month for more rigirous training. |
