Name: Zedral
Age: 987
E-mail: montanazedral@wmconnect.com
Favorite Books: Just about anything by Tom Robbins, the Harry Potter series, different collections of fantasy and horror, and of course, Miss Piggy's Guide to Life
Movie: Rocky Horror, Clue, The Princess Bride, the Harry Potter movies, Stand By Me (I grew up on that!) Goonies (grew up on that one too).
TV Show: The Simpsons, Whose Line
Hobbies: Reading, writing, talking back to the television, cuddling guinea pigs, giggling like an idiot over absolutely anything and everything, cursing in traffic, napping, acting like a dumbass.
Favorite character in LotR: I loves ma Frodo baby
All time best LotR/Actor fic you've ever read: Verdraengen (which I probably misspelled) was quite good.
Can you remember the VERY FIRST fan fic you ever read? I think it was a Beatles story.
What's the first fic you ever wrote? It was something about George Harrison, but I can't remember which one it was.
FanFiction.Net penname: MontanaZedralWilbury (But all of my ff.net things are nonexistant right now, because they did away with the music category. Grrrr).
If I were a LotR creature I would a.... A witchy woman
Isabel and Diz's Highly Significant New Author's Survey
When you die and go to heaven, if there is a heaven, what do you want to hear God say to you when you get there?
"The Summerlands are that way, baby."
What's your favorite insult of all time? Fuckin' ass maggot. No, that's not my absolute favorite. Let's see.... "I've ridden roller coasters that lasted longer than you!" How's that?
What is the personal motto by which you live your life? All things must pass. Keep tabs on your towel.
What's your favorite Ben & Jerry flavor? The twisted flavor Pulp Addiction
What's your favorite invented porn magazine? The Increasingly Silly and Improbable Misadventures of Inflatable Stan and Nurse Kiki Tatas.
What will you name your first child/living-organism-that-you-can-freely-name-above-the-age-of-eighteen? ~True~
What is the most hilarious curse word/phrase invented by humans? Whooptyshit
What will your stripper name be? Princess Thunderpussy
What's the funniest band name you can come up with? The Theftable Testicles
Office Depot or Office Max? - I have no idea, honestly. I've never visited either. Do we even have them around here? Who knows.
Is OJ innocent or guilty, and does it even matter? He's guilty as fuck!
The answer is 42, what's the question?
Can I first say that I was hoping to be published here just to answer this the way it should be answered? Heh heh
Here goes:
42 is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything
Stories by Zedral
