"SMOKING KILLS. AND IF YOU'RE KILLED, YOU'VE LOST A VERY
IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR LIFE."
"THE PRESIDENT HAS KEPT ALL OF THE PROMISES HE INTENDED TO KEEP."
"THE POLICE ARE NOT HERE TO CREATE DISORDER. THEY'RE HERE TO PRESERVE DISORDER."
"IF YOU'VE SEEN ONE REDWOOD TREE, YOU'VE SEEN THEM ALL."
"TRADITIONALLY, MOST OF AUSTRALIA'S IMPORTS COME FROM OVERSEAS."
"IT IS WONDERFUL TO BE HERE IN THE GREAT STATE OF CHICAGO."
"THE STREETS ARE SAFE IN PHILADELPHIA. IT'S ONLY THE PEOPLE
THAT MAKE THEM UNSAFE."
"IT IS BAD LUCK TO BE SUPERSTITIOUS."
"IT'S LIKE AN ALCATRAZ AROUND MY NECK."
"I WAS RECENTLY ON A TOUR OF LATIN AMERICA, AND THE ONLY
REGRET I HAVE WAS THAT I DIDN'T STUDY LATIN HARDER IN SCHOOL
SO I COULD CONVERSE WITH THOSE PEOPLE."
"THEY'RE MULTIPURPOSE. NOT ONLY DO THEY PUT THE CLIPS ON,
BUT THEY TAKE THEM OFF."
"WE'RE GOING TO TURN THIS TEAM AROUND 360 DEGREES."
"WHEN MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE THROWN OUT OF WORK, UNEMPLOYMENT RESULTS."
"CHINA IS A BIG COUNTRY, INHABITED BY MANY CHINESE."
"THAT LOWDOWN SCOUNDREL DESERVES TO BE KICKED TO
DEATH BY A JACKASS, AND I'M JUST THE ONE TO DO IT."
"THINGS ARE MORE LIKE THEY ARE NOW THAN THEY EVER WERE BEFORE."
"A BILLION HERE, A BILLION THERE-SOONER OR LATER IT ADDS UP TO REAL MONEY."
"I DON'T FEEL WE DID WRONG IN TAKING THIS GREAT COUNTRY
AWAY FROM THEM. THERE WERE GREAT NUMBERS OF PEOPLE WHO
NEEDED NEW LAND, AND THE INDIANS WERE SELFISHLY TRYING TO
KEEP IT FOR THEMSELVES."
"HALF THIS GAME IS NINETY PERCENT MENTAL."
"IT ISN'T POLLUTION THAT'S HARMING THE ENVIRONMENT. IT'S THE
IMPURITIES IN OUR AIR AND WATER THAT ARE DOING IT."
"WITHOUT CENSORSHIP, THINGS CAN GET TERRIBLY CONFUSED IN THE PUBLIC MIND."
"IF YOU LET THAT SORT OF THING GO ON, YOUR BREAD AND BUTTER
WILL BE CUT RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER YOUR FEET."
"I LOVE CALIFORNIA. I PRACTICALLY GREW UP IN PHOENIX."
- Brooke Shields
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on "Larry King Live"
- Former Chicago mayor Daley during the infamous 1968 Democratic convention
- Forestry expert Ronald Reagan
- Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
- Former Philadelphia Mayor and Police Chief Frank Rizzo
- Andrew Mathis
- Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces
- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
- Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company
charged the Air Force nearly $1,000 for an ordinary pair of pliers
- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
- Former U.S. President Calvin Coolidge
- Former French President Charles de Gaulle
- A congressional candidate in Texas
- Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower
- Everett Dirksen
- John Wayne
- Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark
- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
- General William Westmoreland, during the war in Vietnam
-Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin
- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
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