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Sixteen ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write something silly.
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8 Dont use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".
11. Sing along at the opera.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
14. When the money comse out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
15. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
16. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."
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Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap, you decide...
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