Site hosted by Angelfire.com: Build your free website today!

Ha! The "Teddy" Files
We here at Domifex love a good laugh at the expense of others,


;) In particular, our resident flamer.

It's no surprise to the people who know me,
I can be a real bitch when I feel like it.
I do love a good argument, or even a bad argument,
The truth of the matter is I'm a grumpy, spitefull, evil bitch who will do anything for revenge or humiliation... Hey, at least I realise this is increadibly immature!
We present to you the so called "teddy,"
The background info on this little page is thus:
"Teddy" decided that one day she would write what she described as a "joke" (story type thing) which mentions some of the names of my friends and also the SCDD (an elite squadron of elite people,)
When we were able to read the piece, one by one we eached asked to be removed from the written piece or at least names and characters changed.
Hell, I just didn't want to be in a story that made a mockery of my title.
Anywhoo,
"Teddy" decided she wasn't a happy teddy, so she came onto my site and did a lame of lame acts.
She flamed.
Oh, but what a funny flame it was...
and so this site was born, as a kind of hypocritical "get back" at the so called "teddy,"
These are real posts, unaltered which have been typed on the "chatterbox" applet on Domifex, I legally take rights to these posts, as by adding them to my webpage, I claim ownership to them.
And here it is, the saga continues,

(Teddy): oooookaaaay... i'll just go now shall i?

(Dom): Yup.

(Teddy): i am not coming near people who cant accept a f*cking joke you bitches, imean i thought dom and kaidi were pretty nice but i was so wrong! eat shit and die scdd

(Meriadoc): ? SCDD don't die nor do we eat shit. And if you use our names with out permission we can sue you!

(Dom): I eat cannibal, be no animal. My love is to power, you see. I eat cannibal. i no bitch, i simply am Lord Queen of the Universe, no one can take that away from me, even in a fictional work.

(Dom): Oh by the way: isn't it fun to have a flamer?

(Celebros): FLAME ME! FLAME ME! I LOVE FLAMES! (I forgot to pay the electricity this month and wish to hold a backyard bonfire to stay warm)

(Dom): *there there, it's okay.*

(Celebros): Oh, and Teddy? Please uphold your oath not to come near us. It would make us soooo happy! (Meriadoc): Oh yes, very happy!

(Teddy): ok, i'll flame you. JUST COZ UR OLDER THAN ME DOM DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE TO DO WHAT YOU SAY! I CAN INCLUDE YOU IN MY STORY IF I DONT PUBLISH AND SELL IT TO THE PUBLIC! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, SUE ME! I AM SURE IT WOULD BE A GREAT CASE!

*(anonymous): AND IF WHY DO YOU EXPECT TO HAVE A PARTIALLY CIVIL CONVERSATION WITH ME AFTER YOU HAVE JUST YELLED AT ME TO FUCK OFF? A LITTLE IRONIC, NO MORONIC I AM THINKING!

(Dom): Yes, moronic, you moron.

(Dom): Heheh, comedy gold. I should open a page just for pathetic insults and flames, label it the "teddy" files, then you could see how it feels to have someone inacurately judge you for the sake of other's humor? I think I'll go do that now... gristle.

(Teddy): "it" has a name

(Dom): But then wouldn't I be hypocritical to my cause?

+(Dom): Teddy, also: I'm not into ageism or sexism, I do not treat you differently because you are younger or because you are a lesbian.

(Celebros): I do! I do! All bow down to me! Lick my feat, heathens! I rule you all!!!

(Dom): "feat?" oh, feet! Heathens? Um, bad context there Celebros.

(Celebros): oh, and lick not only my feet, but high too! You know you want to!

(Meriadoc): I don't.

(Celebros): oh, well maybe not you. BUT EVERYONE ELSE!!!

(Meriadoc): they don't

(Celebros): oh, really?

(Meriadoc): yes really.

(Dom): I don't and since majority rules, you have been voted off the island, blame democracy baby, 'cos democracy rules.

*isn't this one a riot? Lets write in capitals and attempt to use big words? Ooooo, frightening no?
+ just to point out, I really do think it a bit immature to think I would follow any thought of "ism" activity. Have you had you head in a burrow my friend? I am openly bi, leaning towards lesbian, I have been for all my life and I've been "out" about for several months. I have never treated Teddy differently because of her age or any other factor in her life, I just have to clear that up.


;) More, if and when it comes!

[back] [home] [forward]