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WANTED
DEAD OR NOT
BREATHING.
THIS X PARATROOPER IS WANTED FOR LEAVING GREAT
BRITAIN AFTER STEALING A LARGE SHIPMENT OF TOOTHPASTE">
CLAYZ
WANTED DEAD OR NOT BREATHING. THIS X PARATROOPER IS WANTED FOR LEAVING GREAT
BRITAIN AFTER STEALING A LARGE SHIPMENT OF TOOTHPASTE, 2 HAIR BANDS AND A CAN OF
GUINNESS. HE IS CONSIDERED DANGEROUS AND POLICE ADVISE THE
GENERAL PUBLIC NOT TO APPROACH HIM. A SPOKESMAN FOR THE SPECIAL FORCES UNIT SAID
"HIS BREATH HAS BEEN KNOWN TO KILL A LARGE PACHYDERM
OVER 30 METERS AWAY. HE IS TRAINED IN MOUTH TO MOUTH COMBAT AND HAS
BEEN KNOWN TO FRENCH KISS INNOCENT WOMEN WITHOUT WARNING.". THIS MAN HAS RECENTLY BEEN USING THE ICQ TO
LURE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WITH POETRY. HE MAY CONTACT YOU BY PHONE. LIKE A GREEK SIREN HIS DEEP SPOKEN AND SINGING
VOICE IS HYPNOTIC, ALTHOUGH MAY LEAVE YOU SLIGHTLY NAUSEOUS. IF YOU SEE THIS MAN PARACHUTING DOWN IN TOWN NEAR
YOU PLEASE CONTACT YOU LOCAL RAPID RESPONSE UNIT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED..!