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my angry brother.

my angry brother punched and kicked me, 
I went to eat my lunch in peace, but it
tuned out to be the end.

the black hole.

it seemed a little colorless so I went and got some
spray paint ,it ate me up with lightning speed ,I admit
it wasn't very fun in there and now as I right this poem I wonder where  I've been.         

it's the end of the world

it's the end of the world, the beginning of mars,
it's the end of the world, the beginning of mars.
it's the end of mars the beginning of Neptune,    
it's the end of mars the beginning of Neptune.
it's the end of Neptune the beginning of Jupiter,
it's the end of Neptune the beginning of Jupiter.
it's the end of Jupiter 
it's the end of Jupiter
it's the end of the world the beginning of earth, 
it's the end of the world the beginning of earth.
blah, blah, blah, blee, blee.
 
I Hate Pie

I hate pie
I hate pie,
It is my 
It is my,
fear of die
fear of die
fear of dying.

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ear                                face                              nose                            eyes                             legs                              stomach  

  
arm                                back                             mouth                            hair

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salad                            x-mas tree                   x-mas tree w/o lights 

Characters

 
Mr. Jones                     Stitch-mouth Jones (aka Long-John Nose)

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Calvin's science fiction story :attack of the the plant's.

... and now the last preview for murder of the bears. click
I'm done with TV. Is it clear? yeah but  I think they'll come back. 
let's kill the humans later. No, Eebowla, we have to get them
now. alright, alright. Well then lets get to work. 

First we kill the humans then get back to plant land. Uhhhhhhhh got one. We have to get the others before they go ballistic, Uhhhhhhhhgot another one, two more to go. Uhhgghh, got em both, let's go to the spaceship before anyone notices.  Ruuuuuuummmmmmmmlet's go quick, Ok. everybody out.  Hey everybody, how's a go...wow oh my garsh there is a war going on but we have a secret weapon.!!  What is it?  What is it? Simple really, 

I can't believe that the living plants never thought of this years ago.  Fire.  What?  Flame. it's easy- you just light a stick with a little gasoline at the top where you are going to light it.  Wow, where can I try? Wait, we need to light the humans, right? OK.  Got it- go get a stick. 

[next page]

Wow, this is fun, I love the sound of the fire!!!!  I am the general, now listen up.  The humans have started a war with the living plants because we have been killing them.  Humans most vulnerable point is that of the stomach. As we don't have one, it is at the center of the body- right above the roots.  

Crackle, crackle, 500,000 people left.  We're killing them by the second.  They have made kind of a fortress.  Bring out the battering ram, and bring out the strongest trees. Bruhhhhhhh, we've come to help in the war, the wise trees.  Yes, we have called the wise and strong trees, my lord. We will help but only for the battering ram.  OK, then.   

Go, my lords.  Huhhhhhhh.  Bang!! SMASH!! Kapow!! 

We've broke in- get the humans. Wait, the human's are pouring water on our torches. Byt the gasoline, wait a minute, we've run out.  let's go get some more. yea, come on. We're finishing them off, only 200 left.  We're finished.  Yea, we won the war.

The END