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According to a recent pole:
72 percent of the public agrees with the statement ``President Clinton has been punished enough.''
71 percent of the public agrees with the statement ``President Clinton has not been punished enough.''
73 percent of the public agrees with the statement ``The Grand Canyon was created by a race of fierce, prune-eating hamsters from space.''
THE AMAZING AND IMPORTANT AND PROFOUND AND INSANE QUOTES OF ELENOR ROSEVELT, AKA CAITLIN-THE CZAR OF RUSSIA! (NOT ME)
Someday I want to be a particle floating around in space somewhere waiting to be discovered by the great porcelain god that has gone down in history as: John.
Always remember...cheese is watching.
I want to be...a cantalope.
Turtles grow as large as their environment.
See those pine trees there? Beyond that, is England.
I didn't grow that one!
Well, I'm a third world country!
Ohhhhh, chicken!
Go stare a tree in the head!
I'm an old worm!
It's like some cheap bathtub!
You drive me socks!
Do you really want hair?
See this hairy spot...?
There's magic pretzles outside!
Well, well, well, so cheese isn't the bad one after all, is it?
I love chickens, they're in my pants.
Only over certain cheese.
Oh! No! Turtle Feet!
Look at the cake behind you!
Well, I'm the queen of...um...nevermind...I forgot that word.
Just face it, chickens don't like cheese.
Do what the purple shoes tell you.
And always let the shoes be your guide.
Look! There's a guy! He's bald!
I'm hair displacement man, who are you?
Bob: the indigestible oatmeal.
Camels: they make the world go round!
Knowledge does not come from hotdogs, but from popcorn instead.
Noooooo!!!! Shoes!!!
I'm Pants!
Have you seen my liver lately?
Purple never turns green, green's infeted!
You never know when the right mozerella might just come along.
Sleeping is eating indigestible.
Internatl conflicting oatmeal!
Laugh like a Russian monkey!
Like attaching a billy goat to a tack!
I want to know: Do pickles talk to me periodically?
Full of...hey...wait...that wouldn't work!
THE AMAZING QUOTE OF BECKY "THE GENIUS PHILOSOPHER" MOUNTGOMERY! THE MOST PROFOUND STATEMENT OF THE CENTURY!
Cheese is not a wild thing!
THE AMAZING QUOTES OF RANDOM, UNKNOWN PEOPLE WHO YOU WILL NEVER MEET!
I reserve the right to explode on impact!
Asparagus Warfare!
Let it flow out of your brain and into your nose!
I'm a religion!
Like a giant flying midget!
There's a Cambodian cow at that there Middle School!
I can make a fire in my nose!
days 'til the end of the world
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