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When:  Thursday, October 7, 2004 from 11:00pm to 2:00pm

Where:  Camelot Village Recreation Hall

The speakers

Jason Duffy

	goes by:     J. Duff, Hank Janks
	will probably talk about:  Candice's butt and relationships

Angelo Butto

• goes by:   Butto, hey you

• will probably talk about:  how nervous he is, Candice's butt

Bruce Stevens

• goes by:   Bruceless

• will probably talk about:   Luis stories, Candice's butt

Kyle Wells

• goes by:   Gary's gay friend

• will probably talk about:   how the above is not true, how much he wants to make out with Gary, how he is moving in with Candice, Candice's butt

Michelle (My wife)

• goes by:   Michelle, the wife, Come here Sean

• will probably talk about:   How annoying Sean is, and many other flaws of his

Sean Kramer (the roastmaster)

• goes by:  the annoyance, "the smiler", skinny white guy

• will probably talk about:   everyone on this list.   Nothing is sacred.  Candice's butt.

Candice DiBacco  (being roasted)

• goes by:  "$3.50 for anything you want", route 8 and 82

• will probably talk about:   how she hates togo customers, how she got a badge for being a police dispatcher, how she got a lesbian haircut, why her breath smells like cat food, the three minor requirements for her one night stands, her butt

Gary Sweatt (key note speaker!)

• goes by:   "the asshole", Denny Rodic

• will probably talk about:  himself, whatever jokes he can recycle from the comedian he heard most recently, the same jokes he's given away for two weeks, Candice's butt

Nick the ex-busser

• goes by:  Nick, Nick the ex-busser, Nick the pothead ex-busser

• will probably talk about:  how much he likes to smoke pot, what it's like to live with Angelo, Candice's butt

John Ruediger

• goes by:   Aldi's manager, "the living dead"

• will probably talk about:  a 2 minute story that stretches 20, Gary stories, Candice's butt

Candice's Anonymous Friend #1

• goes by:   UNKOWN

• will probably talk about:   How much Candice paid him/her to be her friend, Candice's butt

Candice's Anonymous Friends #2

• goes by:  UNKNOWN

• will probably talk about:   How he/she met/slept with Candice, Candice's butt

Sean

09/26/2004 07:34 AM

Updates

 

	See the banner to get people speaking.  A picture of Candice roasting, with torches under her.
	Section about the speakers
	Directions how to get to Camelot Village recreation hall
	Teaser jokes added.
	What is a roast section added.

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