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Speaker list John Ruediger (roastmaster) Goes by: the man who lives among hillbillies, Aldi's manager, living dead, oxygen machine Will probably talk about: Mojo's bitching problem, sexless Mojo, small dick Mojo, Mojo's aging Soft spots: Bombing at the first two roasts, speech impediment, smells like kerosene and tater tots Kyle Wells (key note speaker) Goes by: Mr. Potatoe Head, widescreen, Nancy boy, I like girls- I just don't go out with them Will probably talk about: Mojo's insessent whining, Mojo's cocky attitude, sexless Mojo, how Mojo did not return the favors, Mojo the unfriendly dinosaur Soft spots: Disproportionately large head, un-updated waste of space Kylewells.com, lives at home, plays command and conquer with himself like 24/7 to foot porn, has not dated a girl for a long time, only gay friend of Gary's that did not live with him.
Sean Kramer Goes by: hey you, skinny white boy, give me some more bread, the annoyance, the smiler, your house to piss on it Will probably talk about: Mojo as the cocky, whiny, aging, forgetful, balding, out-of-shape sissy he is, Sexless Mojo, Mojo the unfriendly dinosaur Soft spots: Perfectionist, anger problem, MD, shoddy films, anything somebody can get out of his wife.
Gary Sweatt Goes by: Steve Buscemi, trash stash, lead singer of Last Ditch Effort, I wish I was the funniest- but I am not, narcissistic annoyance, Denny Rodic, any command of a girl Will probably talk about: Mojo's anger problem, what hanging out with Mojo is like, why working with Mojo is annoying, his hatred of baby mama, Mojo's beer keg of a belly, Mojo the unfriendly dinosaur Soft spots: Balding, irritating self-promotion, close-talking, U.G.L.Y, W.H.I.P.P.E.D., blows his money uselessly, still thinks he is in highschool
Angelo Butto Goes by: Ritalin pills, bus my table, get out of my house, Nick's bedroom, drop out, Butto, the nose growth Will probably talk about: how nervous he is, how many jokes he actually remembered, tell those few jokes wrong, and then bye. Mojo the unfriendly dinosaur. Soft spots: ADHD, living with Nick, drug problem, bad with girls, awkward in general, dropped out of college for one more play of John Madden football.
Jason Duffy Goes by: An hour late, J Duff, Jason Dynamo Duffy, where people smoke weed. Will probably talk about: Mojo's drug problems, recent binge drinking, Mojo's bi-polar attitude, Mojo's weird habits, stories of Mojo and the few girls he's seen. Mojo the unfriendly dinosaur. Soft spots: consistantly late, forgetful, tree-hugger hippy caught in 2004, Hygiene
Kyle Kramer Goes by: Big Green, smelly kid, Double KK, Kyle two-tone Kramer, the annoyance. Will probably talk about: Mojo's swagger, Mojo's teeth, Mojo's attitude, Mojo's anger problem. Mojo the unfriendly dinosaur. Soft spots: large and gangly, long curly unwashed hair, consistent morning stench, works at a gas station, Kyle the nurse
Bruce Stevens Goes by: Brucless, underage alcoholic, fry cook, Luis's understudy, anyone who is easily annoyed. Will probably talk about: Mojo's anger problem, Mojo's attitude, Mojo buying him alcohol. Mojo the unfriendly dinosaur Soft spots: how he became bruceless, poor hygiene, sings like he forgot he left the shower. |
The Mojo Roast January 11, 2004 11:00 p.m.
Roastmaster- John Ruediger Keynote speaker- Kyle Wells Speakers- Sean Kramer, Gary Sweatt, Angelo Butto, Jason Duffy, Kyle Kramer, Bruce Stevens, and more to be mentioned. Rebuttal- Mojo Morrison The Northeast Ohio Friars Club "When you get to become Mojo's age, getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot...." 01/05/2005 04:07 PM Updates The Mojo site is up. Click there to go back. |
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Ohio Friars Club is a non-profit organization that
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