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Butto Roast

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

11:00 p.m.

Camelot Village Hall, Streetsboro

First off, I would like to say that the roast went pretty well. The speakers were funnier, the stage looked better than ever, the food was better, and the video came out great.

Some notable parts of the roast include "write your own joke", Gary being heckled be the roastee, Kyle Wells- "Check out his teeth- It looked like Angelo was chewing corn on the cob through a picket fence", Nick on a sober set, Mike on a somewhat sober set, Kyle and big ol' titties, Bruce with a dead-on Angelo impression talking about video games, John Ruediger's pasta and being funny (again), Sean and Angelo's anal birth control, The Rebutto with two read jokes on the cue card and "I like poop" slip, power point titles, post-roast horsing around, beer spilling, words exchanging, John Ruediger getting slapped in the face by Carla, and a stunned audience.

A few things hurt this roast that the others did not face. First of all, the two previous dates were canceled (due to weather and a problem with the venue). It had to be moved to the beginning week of college, where most attendees come from. A lot of people did not come because they had to get up early the next day, so the crowd was not as large as it should have been. Another problem we faced was some disrespect issues. People were throwing bottle caps, bear cans, consistently talking while people were speaking, and eventually unruly. For those who did not do this, we appreciate it. For those this may be addressing, ask yourself why you are there. If you want to be the show, go up stage and do it there. Throwing beer cans, spilling beer (and doing nothing about it), and talking while the speakers are is disrespectful. Please make sure you mature before the next roast. If you all think you are so worth listening to and funny, speak. It's not that difficult. Once again, we would like to thank the majority of the people who were great guests and those who wished they could have come. We'll see you at the next roast. But, who will it be......

Updates

The post Roast summary is now posted to the left. Angelo's profile and target areas are below.

Roastmaster: Gary Sweatt

Keynote: Sean Kramer

Speakers, in order of appearance: Kyle Wells, Brad Spence, Nick the Room-mate, Lip-piercing Mike, Kyle Kramer, "Juicy Brucy" Stevens, and John Ruediger.

Attendance: 31

Roast-meter: B+

Angelo L. Butto profile

Nicknames: Butto, where the hell were you, hey your table needs you, disappointment

Height: 6'1"

Age: 20

Haircolor: Brown. Now has used-to-be trendy highlights

What does he do for fun: breaks beer bottles, avoids class, plays xbox, losing money at poker, getting too drunk to enjoy it, working at EB games soley to buy EB games

Wished his name was: Something other than Butto

Favorite sport: John Madden 2004. His thumbs get calloused after play.

Favorite shirt: Outback Steakhouse G'Day for a 'Rita shirt

Favorite movie: Weekend at Bernie's

Favorite character: The Rock

Is he mature: No, not at all.

When will Angelo graduate: Depends whether any good xbox games come out.

Universal excuse: "I got ADD"

Repetitive phrases: "If you can smell-alalalala what the Rock ... is cookin'"

Is he allowed to chew gum in his mother's car anymore: No

Why: He threw it once in his sisters hair and she had to cut a bald spot out

His mom's hobby is: "Hawaiian dancing"

Spends his money on: "Souping up my Honda Civic"

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