AFTERMATH: Where are they now?

"I remember the team that won student indoor nationals in 2002, a great bunch of kids. Most of them went on to lead full and productive lives, but some of them never seemed to get over it."

"There was one named Dobson, Glen I believe. He used his newfound fame to catapult himself into showbiz. After winning Pop Idol 2003 he toured for a while with S club. He quit after he realised that even his victory in the 2005 eurovision song contest couldn't compare to his days of ultimate glory."

"Then there's Dr Renwick, although of course he wasn't a doctor back then. He's done alright for himself. Once the scandal cleared after that 'incident' in his final year he went into obstetrics. But even he can't let it go, all these years later."

BABYCAM

" I think that of them all, Neil was probably the happiest, he had the biggest smile I'd ever seen. It wasn't so funny though when 3 weeks later he couldn't stop smiling. I go and visit him sometimes, they seem to take good care of him, sometimes I even think he recognises me."

"The change in Jon came more slowly. After his flatmates finally revealed that they'd been secretly feeding him meat to prepare for the tournament he converted entirely. He enjoyed meat so much he made it his life, dropping out of his Phd to open a succesful fast food chain."

JTWB's Diner, home of the KITTENBURGER.

"Carol, she gained alot of confidence after winning nationals. in a few short years she'd gained a place in the cabinet in the newly created post of minister of dentistry and unimpressed looks. However, she had to retire after the sun published those pictures of her ill-advised affair with Elmo, the people just weren't ready for that much ginger. "