INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL OF BUFFOONERY

There is no known internet site for the International School of Buffoonery. If you know of one, or would like to start a web page for the ISB, please contact aussieintn@aol.com.

Meanwhile, here is an environmentally-sensitive, Earth-friendly way to get rid of your old surfboard.
(You know, of course, that they are made of unbiodegradable, nasty old fibreglass and polystyrene)

1. Find a whale. Not a small whale, though. A big whale.
   
2. Squeeze its nose between your thumb and forefinger.
   
3. The whale will have to open its mouth to breath.
   
4. Now, quickly, shove the surfboard into the whale's mouth.
   
5. Release the whale. A big whale like that will never notice a worn out, little old surfboard.

Headline: ISB'S FUTURE LOOKING BRIGHT FOLLOWING OFFICIAL COUNT
Initial reports indicate that there may be 1440 born each day.