I’m not in your dimension, I have no substance
All I do is create a picture or a word
I do not have what it takes, I’m only an annoyance
I have no chance, optimism would be simply absurd
For to compare to one of this world of x, y, and z
Would be as useless as to compare a skyscraper
To the height of a squashed flee
Stuck to a sheet of sticky fly-paper
I am not worthy of your 3D love and care
It would be pointless to waste it on me
Because this act would simply be unfair
To those that would give you much more glee
Those that are there, in the third dimension
Deserve you much more than I, the flat
And you should know, I shouldn’t mention
That my 2D body is nothing to look at
But you are right, you usually are with this
We will be together even if not that way
We will have no tenderness, there will be no kiss
Because with this, you may, just may
Be able to be excited, thrilled, and happy
And I will be satisfied to know your fate
For the third dimension is wonderful, the second is crappy
Please enjoy, now your life may be great
