You and I live on a different plane
And I’m sorry, but I need to complain
Because in my two dimensional life,
I can’t have a three dimensional wife
All I offer is a picture or a word
To risk the loss of depth would be absurd
Because I do not have x, y, & z
You want someone better than me
Someone who is real, someone tangible
Someone wonderful, someone infallible
And it hurts that I can’t compare
To one much better, to one that is there
But I understand, after all I did it
I went through this, and I must admit
I realize the motives of your action
For I’m not equal, just barely a fraction
Of he who can hold you forever
And make you feel the best ever
Because he is of the 3D
Which is so much better than me