The ORIGINAL Fun Lovin' Criminals Drinking Game

1. Get a few mates round to yours, (or you go to theirs if you think it’s gonna be a rough one!) and settle down either in front of the stereo, or ideally in front of a video of FLC interviews. Hey, maybe one day you can play along with the DVD!
2. Choose your poison. Sort out a few bottles of your favourite tipple (preferably alcoholic, but if not, doesn’t really matter…you could use chocolate or ‘something’ instead), and some nibblies if you wish.
3. Are you sitting / lounging comfortably? Then we’ll begin.
   You may NOT take a drink unless an event listed below occurs. When one does occur, drink the required amount. No more, no less. Repeat until you can’t remember what you are doing anymore or until you run out of FLC vids. Easy! And muchus funnus! Last one standing / conscious wins!

Take a sip of drink if:

• Huey swears
• Any of the band look hot
• Fast is wearing The Black Shirt

Take a huge mouthful of drink if:

• Fast speaks
• Someone mentions Mateo DiFontaine
• You think the band are drunk (as on Select early this year)
• Anyone other than Huey swears
• Mackie is wearing a hat
• Fast looks homeless (think Scooby Snacks ‘Go Fish’ vid)
• Mackie looks a bit scary
• Anyone does that strange little finger and thumb thing that looks like they're saying 'Call me' (down it if they pretend it's a phone)
• Huey has a fag

Take 2 huge mouthfuls of drink if:

• Anyone mentions StarWars (3 mouthfuls if it’s Mackie)
• Mateo is shown
• Anyone mentions Cooley High
• Fast is NOT wearing The Black Shirt
• Huey mentions tequila (down it if he mentions that his favourite costs £55 a bottle!)
• Anyone mentions Starship
• Huey tells a joke (down it if it’s funny)
• Anyone mentions the Loco Ladies
• Huey’s belt and shoes don’t match
• Some TV / Pop Tart is flirting shamelessly with any of the band (down it if it’s a bloke or you)
• Huey's facial expression looks suspiciously like he nicked it from Robert De Niro. (Down it if you put the wrong vid in and that IS Robert De Niro...)
• FLC are drinking

Take 3 huge mouthfuls of drink if:

• Mackie speaks
• Huey is wearing beige or cream velour
• Someone mentions Skills or Winston (down the drink if they appear)
• The Miller GD ad appears in the break
• Any member of the band is wearing plain coloured braces (as in to keep your trousers up)
• An interviewer mentions Fast or Mackie BY NAME (down it if they get them wrong)

Down the drink if:

• Mackie speaks more than three words
• Huey is wearing a hot pink velour shell suit effort
• Mackie dances (go and buy more drink if it’s to ‘Waterloo’ by ABBA)
• An interviewer does not mention ‘cool’ or ‘cool image’ throughout the entire interview
• Any member of the band is wearing rainbow braces (as in to keep your trousers up)
• Anyone mentions monkeys
• Anyone mentions vampires
• Someone calls Mackie. ‘Steve-O’

Down your drink and everyone else’s, then leg it down to the offy for more supplies if:

• Any member of the band appears in a Bungle from rainbow costume
• Any member of the band is obviously wearing makeup (think Barbara Cartland)
• Anyone mentions YOU by name!
• Anyone announces a duet with Republica
• Any member of the band is wearing clown shoes
• You are on the TV with FLC
• You put the video in and then realise someone taped over it with Match of the Day.
• You realise you challenged FLC to a drinking competition and they know about it...(You need to build up your tolerance levels!)

Collapse in shock if:

• Any member of the band walks in while you are playing this game (If you don’t recognise them or puke on their Prada shoes, then go right ahead and die of embarrassment.)

Thanks to Jen

Any additions to this list? Send ‘em on in! This is still under construction.