Scene 16: Ruby is in a waiting room with Kris holding her resume crossing her fingers and getting really
nervous
Kris: Hey, don't worry, you'll be fine. Hey, you think this is tough? I bought some earrings for mum a
few days ago. Really pretty too. Real diamonds.
Ruby: So?
Kris: She put one in her left ear and the other through her nose.
Ruby: You think that's bad? I once had to make a speech to the whole school. My aunt made me do this
really dumb joke. Only 5 people understood it and none of them laughed.
Scene 17: Ruby walks out of the room grinning
Ruby: I got the part!
Ruby and Kris start screaming hysterically
Kris: Congratulations. You deserved it
Ruby: Well, this is it. This is gonna be my big break. I mean, you can't lose when you work with Quentin,
eh? Look at John Travolta. Ooh, and remember that cute guy who stood in the corner?
Kris: Of course, he was veeeery nice.
Ruby: Well, his name's Dave and he's gonna be my co-star!
Kris: Excellent. (Kris gets an evil grin on her face)
Scene 18: Ruby walks out of a huge house wearing designer clothes and jewelry. She steps into her BMW
and drives to a little café where she meets up with Dave
Ruby: Hi Dave. How've ya been?
Dave: I've been fine. So have you thought about my little offer?
Ruby: Dave, I'm not gonna go out with you. Our friendship means more to me than romance.
Dave: But all the papers say we're an item so why don't we prove them right?
Ruby: Dave, no.
Dave: Well, can we at least go on a walk together. Y'know get some fresh air.
Ruby: Okay, but if your eyes go wandering to a place they shouldn't be wandering to,
I'll kick your ass. Understand?
Dave: Yes, ma'am.
Scene 19: Ruby is waiting in MJC's office which has millions of pics of famous actor legends like Tom
Cruise, Skeet Ulrich and Ben Affleck. MJC walks in
MJC: Ruby, great to see you. It's good you stopped by, I've been meaning to talk with you.
Ruby: You told me to come.
MJC: I know. Anyway, there's an audition for a great new movie called Me and the Dead Cat!
Ruby: Uh, I dunno. I mean, a movie about a dead cat?
MJC: I know but nowadays-it's not what the script is like, people want to see hot young stars. So it's
gonna costar that hot newcomer, Jeremy Hayes!
Ruby: Jeremy who?
MJC: Look, he's got a great ass.
Ruby: So?
MJC: You'll never understand. Look, read the script at least and if you like it, I'll keep the audition I've
already set up.
Ruby: You've already set up an audition?
MJC: Uh…no time to talk. Time is money. Let's get moving people!!