Scenes 20-26
Here's scenes 20-26, yes they're very short and not really worth it but you're gonna read it so there…unless if you press BACK but I don't want you to…coz…yeah…Just read it…
Scene 20: Ruby is talking with Kris at her house
Kris: So Ruby, when exactly am I gonna meet this Billy guy?
Ruby: Whenever. Anyway, guess what I'm thinking right now.
Kris: Oh, okay. Um, you're thinking about how long it's been since you had sex, you're wondering if
they've changed it?
Ruby: No, but now that's what I'm thinking. Hey I don't even believe in sex before marriage. I don't
understand how you're innocent features can hide such a dirty mind. What I was thinking was how
great it will be working in New York for Me and the Dead Cat.
Kris: Why do you wanna take a dead cat?
Ruby: Are you naturally this dumb?
Kris sits there playing with the cushions
Ruby: You're an idiot.
Scene 21: Ruby runs down the stairs with her luggage to the limo waiting outside her house. As the limo
drives away Billy is seen running up with shorter hair
Billy: (VO: Yep, this is the right thing to do. I've got to tell her how I feel. Wait, is that her limo? Squints
at the number plate It is! Oh, I knew I should've had the haircut after I tell her)
New York
Scene 22: Ruby is leaving the airport with 3 luggage bags. No sooner had she set foot in New York than a
limo swerves around the corner, parks infront of her and a porter come out to take her luggage.
He gets all worked up and tries to impress her, stuffs the bags into the trunk and drives off. The
limo swerves again, making a U-turn and the porter comes rushing back. He grabs her hand,
shoves her into the back seat and drives off
Scene 23: The limo drives up near some studios and once Ruby steps out she's greeted with 'hellos' all
around. A cab rolls up and Jeremy pops out wearing ripped jeans and a ripped T-shirt
Director: Ruby, this is Jeremy. He's gonna be your main co-star for the next few months.
Ruby: He looks (eyes him from head to toe) nice
Jeremy: Hi! Ruby Walsh right?
Ruby: That's what it says on my birth certificate.
Jeremy: Uh, right.
The director slowly walks away, totally freaked out by their weird and stupid conversation
Jeremy: So, is it your first time in New York?
Ruby: Yeah. It's really…big.
Jeremy: Yeah, and it smells funny too. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Jeremy walks away
Jeremy: And it smells funny too? What was I thinking?
Ruby walks to her trailer with some crew members carrying her bags. She unpacks a few things
and then lies down on her bed
Ruby: It's really big? Could've said ' the people are nice' or 'it's really pretty' but noooooo, for me New
York is BIG! I loathe myself.
Scene 24: Ruby is walking around in New York after doing some shopping. She's heading back to the
studios to put the finishing touches on a few scenes. A sleazy brown haired, green eyed guy comes
along
Sleazeball: Hey hon, I love ya acting, and love how ya sooo pretty, what say ya come to my place? You're
clothes would look great on my bedroom floor!! I'll lead, you follow.
Ruby: Ha! That has got to be the worse pick up line I've ever heard! Get lost!
The guy grabs her handbag and one of her hands and pulls her close. Ruby almost faints coz he
smells sooo bad
Sleazeball: You don't have a choice, honey.
Ruby: Now, now. No need to get too frisky. Hey! Now you're getting really annoying.
Ruby elbows him in his stomach then kicks him in the nuts. He backs off and starts yelping and
holding himself.
Ruby: Hmph, that oughtta teach you not to mess with me! I know tae kwon doe!!
Ruby kicks him again and he starts running away still holding himself. Ruby walks back to the
studios which are a block down the street. She wipes herself off then smells her hand.
Ruby: Oh God. I wonder how long it's gonna take me to get rid of that
Ruby holds her hand out infront of her coz it smells so much. Dogs go up to her, sniff her then run
away.
Ruby: I resent that!
Ruby walks into the studios.
Director: Ruby! Get your ass up here now! Quit dawdling! We have work to do!!
Ruby: Yeah, yeah. Can I at least change?
Director: We don't have time to…(sniffs Ruby)…well a quick shower wouldn't hurt. Geez, what've you
been doing? Or should I ask, what have you been eating?
Ruby: Shut up.
Scene 25: All the cast and crew are standing around the director who is standing on a chair making a
speech
Director: Well, people, it was nice working with you and pushing you around. I think you're all gonna be
big, if not already.
Everyone immediately looks at Ruby who is standing near the table where millions of empty donut
boxes lie next to Steve who is stuffing his face into another box
Director: Anyway, I look forward to working with you again.
Everyone walks away into some waiting taxis
Ruby: Hey Jeremy! You wanna split a cab?
Jeremy: You have a limo.
Ruby: Fine. D'ya wanna split a limo?
Jeremy: Uh, sure.
Both hop in and the limo driver turns around, looks at them, winks, then turns back and drives
them to the airport
Ruby: You ever been to LA?
Jeremy: I live there.
Ruby: Oh, I thought…ha ha…you…lived…
Jeremy shakes his head
Ruby: Good, coz we're driving to the airport.
Scene 26: The airplane is flying straight, then wobbly, then spins completely out of control
Captain: Uh…this is your captain speaking, uh…we're going through a little turbulence…
Screams are heard from within, then the plane shoots straight down with more screams
Captain: Uh…don't panic. We've got everything under control, uh…Oh my God, Chuck, we're all
gonna die!!
Chuck(co-pilot): Um, you have to take your finger off that button.
Captain: Well, son of a bi…
The plane's getting closer to the ground then it suddenly jerks up and lands safely
Captain: Uh, thank you for flying with this airline.
Scenes 27-30
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