Who are you?
I am Darren Michael Robinson, guitarist in Phantom Planet.
If you could bleed anything but blood, what would you bleed?
Kool Aid. I'd drink myself until I stopped bleeding.
If you were a superhero, what would your name be?
Super Darren. (Original, eh?)
If you were a girl, what would you like your name to be? (If I were a guy,
I'd like the name Boyd)
Darrena.
If you were stranded on an island and the natives captured you and forced
you to eat yourself, where would you start?
I'd start with my firm butt. hah. You know you were expecting an answer like that.
What word or phrase, hip with the youngsters these days, annoys you to no
end? makes you laugh?
"Whatever."
Do you have any interesting idiosyncrasies?
I'm just a weird guy all together. I'm very open-minded, so I'm sure I have
plenty of idiosyncrasies that I am not even aware of.
A time you could've been labelled The Biggest Moron in the World:
I don't know why this is in my head right now, but I remember once talking
infront of all my classmates in a Psychology class I had in 12th grade, and I
said I was two-faced about an argument we were having. I meant to say
"two-sided," but I was nervous at the time!
Childhood anecdote:
I don't know quite what you mean by this, but the first thing that comes to mind is my Garbage Pail Kids collection. I used to love them as a kid, so I went on a GPK binge and bought everything I could find. I regressed like crazy.
Favourite knock, knock joke:
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke.
What position do you sleep in?
My left leg behind my head, right arm under the mattress, and my head on the
floor twisted 180 degrees the wrong way. It's not so comfortable.
What are you wearing?
Diesel Jeans and a blue t-shirt.
