Who are you?
sam i am
If you could bleed anything but blood, what would you bleed?
water. that wouldn't freak me out at all. i hate blood.
If you were a superhero, what would your name be?
the superhero.
If you were a girl, what would you like your name to be? (If I were a guy,
I'd like the name Boyd)
hmm. violet maybe. something unusual.
If you were stranded on an island and the natives captured you and forced
you to eat yourself, where would you start?
i wouldn't. i'd starve. (this is a horrible question -squirmish even)
What word or phrase, hip with the youngsters these days, annoys you to no
end? makes you laugh?
wassup. occasionally i still hear people using it and it drives me crazy.
oddly enough, some of my friends have reduced it to grunts and noises, and
that makes me laugh. it's hard to type out the sound, but it's silly.
Do you have any interesting idiosyncrasies?
hmm. my ears aren't matched.
A time you could've been labelled The Biggest Moron in the World:
every day . . but the day i dropped a stinkbomb outside of an assembly (back
in high school), and at least three teachers and every student saw me do it.
Childhood anecdote:
eat your greens.
Favourite knock, knock joke:
say knock-knock.
-who's there
(a long awkward silence follows)
What position do you sleep in?
on my side. sometimes on my back.
What are you wearing?
tattered, beat-up pants. converse. a good year hat that isn't mine.
a sweatshirt.
Do you use a radio alarm clock to wake you up? If yes, do you set it to
buzzer or radio?
buzzer. it's horrible.
Are there any instruments you'd like to learn how to play? (I have a
strange desire to learn the mandolin)
piano. mandolin would be good. and harmonica.
