AKA Correy, sounds better and less wankstained than Cornellius. I'm a laid back person really, wasn't really sure whether to do the homepage or not but seeing as Sean asked me so nicely (If Ted had've I wouldn't have)I thought, why not? Never had a homepage before, in fact never had an interest in the internet either. It's only beacuse I have to use it for my A levels research that it came in handy.
I'm 17 born in Liverpool. I have younger dick head of a brother called Darruis. Our parents named us after old famous kings, thats why they sound so shitty.
I think I might be an actor when i'm older. Theater acting that is, none of that camera bullshit, in the flesh, live and unedited. Reckon it would suit me really well.
Witch Castle has only ever done two shows and that was "Romeo and Juliet" in which I was casted as Mercutio and "Bugsy Malone" my best part ever as Dandy Dan. People always think of me as a gangster type for some reason. It's the way I hold my face and say my words apparently. I also own a pin stripe suit with one of those gangster hats.
I got a red Porsche Carrera, she's my baby, No one but me and maybe an elite female travel in her. NO ONE. She is my little angel, she could have wings. She's my ideal woman in car form. Have you ever read or seen the Stephen King's CHRISTINE. That's me and my baby Porche except her name is Devina. She's red like blood coloured lipstick, and her eyes light up when I turn her on. I guess you think it's pretty pathetic to love a car so much, think of it as a person. Do you own a Porsche? Are you 17 and own a Porsche? No? FUCK OFF THEN.
It's weird being at a boarding school, and i'm not sure on the idea of it being mixed, can you imagine living with about 200 girls? Seeing them everyday, morning, noon and night? Sounds good, but after a while, it's like having two hundred fucking sisters. And they all seem to have the rag week at the same fucking time. For one week a month it's like living in HELL believe me.
You're not really supposed to go out with any one either, Causes problems as you can't be alone and you certainly aren't allowed in the girls dorms! I seen it once, fucking nightmare it was. Smelt weird. Like fish! hahahah!
Anyways, I've had enough now, sound like a complete bastard don't I? Too bad huh? Im a regular James Dean.
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