Well, since one, very special, pimp is now missing from the world and this pimp has remained silent for so long, I've decided to come out of the closet. It is SO TOTALLY true that I am a pimp. *Sigh* I've decided that here will be the main operating board of my ABC Pimping Society.

Allow me to share with you the story of how ABC Pimping became. Well, it started with me being a whore. That's the roots of it. I was Sherwood's number one whore, and Dan *claims* he was my pimp. He really wasn't, I was a free floater.

Anyway, fast forwarding in time. I decided that being a whore is too . . . messy so I retired from the world of plastic, sillicone, and wrinkly old men. Or so I thought. So I show up, innocently, to Nancy's Sweet Sixteenth, and there, out of nowhere, a burst of inspiration strikes me. I WILL BE A PIMP, THE BEST THERE EVER WAS. So there it started, and I began recruiting giggalos and whores.

At first, I decided to go more for spreading ht ename than the money, so I charged: "A nickle a hug, two a kiss, four a fuck, now what did I miss?" across the board. It was cheap, it was easy, and people loved it. However, as time drew on, I decided that our *services* were worth more than nickles. Wait, I missed an important piece of my story.

Somewhere along the line, Sean/Shawn Loeman/Loman/Loehmean had appointed himself president or something of the Pimp Advisory Board (PAB). He had told me, repeatedly, ACCEPT ONLY NICKLES, NO MORE, NO LESS.

Anyway, so time moves on and I decide to jack up the price. So now it's a hundred bucks for everything. And that brings us up to date. I'm still accepting new whores and giggalos and I'm constantly looking for new customers. Email me for services/applications! Frick2NS@angelfire.com

And now, the list of people important to ABC Pimping Society:

Teresa Tung -- Me. Founder.

Sean/Shawn Loeman/Loman/Loehmean -- President (or something) of the PAB (Pimp Advisory Board).

Alix Watson -- THE Whore. AKA Number One Whore. (She's got a dog tag to prove it).

And now, the actual people who run the business, the WHORES and GIGGALOS: (please email me if you are not a whore/giggalo and do not with to be on this list, or if you want to be a whore/giggalo and are not yet on the list)

Christina Felde

Vanessa Strikland

Melissa Drake

Steve Faulkner

Katie Cadigan

James Yanisko

Nate Bronstein

Adam Weinstein

Tabitha Hunteman

Felicia Tsai (I'm not sure if she is)

Nancy Nalezyty

Diana Ensley (I'm not sure about this one either)

Meg Cybulski

Joe Rameinski

Leigh Tyberg (I'm not sure about this one either)

Rumit Pancholi (hehe, I don't think this is correct)

Whitney Torrence

Jeff Knight

Alec Tash

Dan Watkins

Smolly Scanlon

Ellery Johannessen

Lindsay Johannessen

Morgan Rock

Pam Folta

Kerri Ratliff

Monica Cohen (I'm not sure)

Jill Eurkelani (Her last name is misspelled, and I'm not sure)

Adam Goldman

James Yanisko

Emily Johnston

Becky Jackson (I'm not sure)

Jessie Billingsley (OH HELL YEAH! ^_^)

Elwin C . . . I forget (He's legalizing prostitution for us)

Faith Davis (I'm not sure)

Isaac (I forget his last name)

Evan (Both of them)

Nick Something (Jason's friend)

Jason Smith AKA SuperJew

That's All! I hope I didn't miss anybody or put anybody on who's offended.

I've also decided to pimp the following people, thanks to The Book of Trix!!! Enjoy. I figured that these would pull in lots more business. Besides, look it this way: Pimps get to screw their giggalos for free! Saves me from having to use the Rape List! Haha. Oh yes, and the women should rack in money.

Come and visit often!

*Disclaimer* This is not a real prostitutional thing. This is just for fun and I do not sell sex for money. Please don't put me in jail. Unless that means I can skip school. ^_^