Sore Losers

Julio has gotten some terrible accusations since the end of the Animal Tournament! Clearly the Oriole won fair and square! Julio can understand how upset the Rhino fans out there must be, but reports of Julio "hitting" the "Rhino" with a "steel chair" and "fixing" the "tournament" for the "Oriole" to "win" are just "ridiculous!" Wait, no quoties on that one...

Anyway, the Oriole is king of the world! Don't believe Julio? Look back over the tournament yourself then! Julio is ALWAYS RIGHT! Mwaha!

When Julio first saw the animal craziness going on, Julio didn't know what to think! Now though, I'm caught in the grips of March Madness like the rest of you!!

With that being said, we've decided to offer you more insight into the tournament, giving you the favorites to take each bracket, and the staff's picks to go all the way!!

Julio is not amused about the Oriole.

But on to the favorites!

Sea vs. Sky- The Orca seems to be the heaviest hitter coming out of the Sea vs. Sky bracket. Can anyone slow this killer down?
Cats vs. Dogs- The biggest and baddest cat on the block is still the Tiger. He's heavily favored to walk out of this bracket.
Reptiles vs. Mammals- The Polar Bear is hungry for a win, and nobody gets in the way of a hungry Polar Bear. Nobody.
Wild Canids vs. Misc.- It's the Rhino by a horn (and a few thousand lbs.) Hard to foresee someone stopping this rampaging beast.

STAFF PICKS-

Julio- Oriole Oriole!
Joe- Orca
Jay- Jackal
John- Rhino (MWAHA!)
Ed "Oatman" Haberman- Tiger
Animal Behavior Expert Matt Terzi- Poison Dart Frog

Well, that's it! Hope our analysis helps you with your picks! Watch out for upsets!!

That’s all for now. See you at the yard!

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