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March Mammals!!

Well, not just mammals… YEP! It’s March Madness! Where our favorite 64 dangerous animals go head to head in a hypothetical battle of which animal would win if the two fought.

The Epic Battles will all be there… Who’s tougher – a lion or tiger? Is the piercing venom of a Cobra more deadly than the constricting action of a giant anaconda? And which animals will make it to the final round and participate in the biggest, epic battle of all? Will it be Croc vs. Shark? Will it be Polar Bear vs. Gorilla?

BUT BEFORE ALL THAT… There is one QUALIFIER MATCH for the Tournament that needs to be completed! 65 must go down to 64… and you pick the winner. In the only qualifier match of the Tourney… WHO WINS?

TARANTULA

Versus

BLACK WIDOW

Here's the breakdown...

TARANTULA- Tarantulas are the largest spiders in the world. While the effects of tarantula venom are mostly unknown, some south American species are reputed to be deadly or to cause severe pain, swelling, vomiting, cramps and shock.
Length: 2-2 3/4".

Black Widow- Widow spiders (Genus Latrodectus) are the best known and largest of the Cobweb Weavers (Family Therididae).
Black Widow is considered the most venomous spider in North America. The venom of the black widow spider is 15 times as toxic as the venom of the prairie rattlesnake.
Weight: 1 gram.
Length: 1-1.5"

Will the Tarantula's size advantage be enough to overcome the potent venom of the black widow??

Care to weigh in? Send in your vote and let your voice be heard!

 

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