Barry Breaks the Record

Bonds celebrates after hitting # 70

For all those that doubted my good friend Bonds, I spit on you. Bonds was finally pitched to last night and he made Houston pay. I say congrats to my good friend. Screw all the people that gave him any crap. My YES MEN were there and I am sure that they made a difference. I can't remember the name of the pitcher that gave up the homer, but I was told that my YES MEN did pull him aside and put him in his place. Its good to be the king.

Since I was told that I would not be used in the O's game that night. I flew out to Houston earlier on that day. Me and Bonds hooked up after the game and went to this place called Snoozies. There we ate 4 dozen of Texas' best crabs. Personally I think the ones here in Baltimore are better. But anyways. We also downed a gallon of their best Tequila. Good Shit. Good Times. Good Times. After we were done, myself as well as the few people there watched Barry sing "I will Survive" in front of everyone. Beside the fact that he knew none of the words, it was one of the best times I have ever had. I just want to say a special "what's up?" to Tanisha and Sashquash. Thanks for your help through our troubling times.

I cannot wait to see Bonds hit #71 and be by himself in the record books. Also I would like to give a shout out to Rickey Henderson for your amazing feat of breaking Cobb's Runs Record and good luck on getting # 3000. Keep up the good work.

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