NotQueer14: Ok, the forum is now open. You guys may start with your chat.

God: Hello everyone, thanks for taking the time to join me here in my first ever online chat.

RodneyB: Jorge, I have watched you for several years now and you are great. Are you gonna be asking for a pay raise soon?

God: First off thanks for the complement. As for the pay raise. Why do I need one? I am GOD!

Aaron1266: Hi Jorge, I am from Houston. Any chance you would want to come play for us?

BloodNinja: You wanna cyber?

God: To be honest Aaron1266, I can't see myself in any other uniform.

God: No Ninja, I don't want to cyber!

Queenbee: I wanna cyber.

NotQueer14: I would like to point out that this is not a cyber-sex place. You guys are talking of fornicating in front of God!

Barteefan: Jorge, I find your story inspiring. You were able to leave the clutches of Canada and escape to your freedom. Any advice for a guy trying move out of his parents basement?

God: Thanks again. I went through some tough times in Canada. As for getting out, you have to work very hard and have good friends in high places. With out a few of my friends, I wouldn't have made it this far. Shout out to my boy Brian F'n Giles.

BloodNinja: Ok, I put on my wizard robe and wizard hat!

God: I have heard this one before. You should take your lame ass cyber and go somewhere else.

NotQueer14: Its ok God, I booted them from the server.

RodneyB: Ok, so you don't want the money. What do you want from Baltimore?

God: What I want I already got. I am playing for a great ball club in the Orioles and I couldn't be any happier.

Llamablaster: Joe here guys, I just recieved an email from a guy named BloodNinja saying that he was unjustly kicked from the server. Is this true?

NotQueer14: Oh, yeah that would be true. He was trying to Cyber with some other person so I booted them.

Llamablaster: Well he wants back in to as some questions so we should let him back in.

NotQueer14: No problem.....

God: Great, Now I have to deal with him again. I should just make him blind or something.

Llamablaster: You remember what happened when you did that to a Mr. Petticote right?

NotQueer14: Dude, that was messed up. I can't believe you actually got those pics.

BloodNinja: Hey guys, sorry about that. Someone bet that I wouldn't have the balls to cyber with "God".

God: Its ok my son, I forgive you.

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NotQueer14: Sorry guys...hehehe, no racial remarks.

God: No worries, he is shunned!

Yankeessuck: With all this talk about the O's, have you heard anything about the BoSox. No worries, I am not a Nixon fan.

God: Well no news yet though they are pushing for Foulke. Keep your fingers crossed.

BrianGiles: I can't believe I finally got in here. Hey Jorge, hows it hanging?

God: Oh hey good buddy. Things are good down here in the south.

NotQueer14: Brian, thanks for logging in. Its good to hear from yah again.

BrianGiles: Its all good guys, I love what you have done with the site. So many truths! When are you gonna take off the O's hat and don a Padre's hat. Haha, just kidding.

BloodNinja: I take off my hat and put on my Wizard Hat and Wizard Robe.

Llamablaster: He's gone now.

God: I hate to do this guys but I have a meeting with Javy Lopez and his agent. I will talk to you guys soon.

RodneyB: Thanks for your time.

NotQueer: Ok guys, God has left the room. Thanks for stopping by and I hope you guys are around for the next chat. Stay tuned for the date and time!