Daryle Ward finds God?

In a bitter rage over the recent success of our brother site Daryle Ward Sucks, Jorge Julio has not been a happy Oriole.

Clearly this has been weighing heavily on him, as all things related to Mr. Ward weigh heavily. It's even effected the play of the Orioles, prompting a six game skid!

Daryle Ward doesn't suck!

Why has this effected the Orioles the way it has? Because Jorge Julio is responsible... Jorge Julio has made Daryle Ward... good.

I realize that it sounds far fetched, but never underestimate the wrath of the Godly one. Concentrating on making Daryle Ward good in order to ruin the Daryle Ward Sucks web site, Jorge has let his concentration slip, and the Orioles' record reflects that.

Daryle Ward's story must be an inspiration to AAAA ballplayers everywhere in search of a break. In fact, upon hearing of this amazing turnaround, former Orioles OF Gary Matthews, Jr. subscribed to the church of Jorge.

Julio's angry! JULIO SMASH!!

In a completely related story he was recently called back up to the majors by the Texas Rangers.

We can only wonder how long Julio's wrath will last, or how long until Daryle's own inherent suckiness shines through anyway. Until it does, people will continue to go to the Daryle Ward Sucks site trying to figure out what's going on. (Anyone who points out that Julio's wrath may have backfired may just find themselves hitting for the cycle next week! That'll show them!)

And until people stop paying attention to the Daryle Ward site, we will continue to leech off of their popularity.

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