John

The latest edition to the Julio staff was added at a recent Orioles/Yankees clash. There to jeer fellow countryman Hideki Matsui, John carried proudly with him a sign that stated "Matsui Okasu kei," which loosely translated means "Matsui your skills are poor, and I dislike you." [edited for content]

Seeing an Asian fellow cheering against Matsui, Joe and Jay had to investigate.

"He crappy prayer! I no rike him! He nickname "Gojira!" Enemy number 1 bad of Nippon!"

Seeing someone wise enough to hate the Yankees, John was asked if he wanted to become a part of the Julio site family. "Jorge Julio very big in my country. No seriously, he like 6'1"... that gigantic in Japan!"

Learning the ways of Julio, John immediately made an impact on the site. He's converted from whatever heathen religion Japanese people follow, to the ways of Julio! He has also "honed his chi" to the point where he can make ping pong balls levitate... although he does go cross eyed...

Also, John has recently been making great strides on getting rid of his terrible accent. "It rearry weird that I have it when I type." John has made so much progress that you may never see that he has a stereotypical accent when he types ever again. And if you bring it up, he'll most likely pull some tsunami shit on your ass.

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