Jorge Julio's Bio

On 12/22/00 the Orioles made one of the biggest trades in Major League history. The O's sent promising 3rd Baseman Ryan Minor to the Expos in exchange for A guy named Jorge Julio Tapia. Julio who is prominently known in Mexico as Jorge "GOD" Julio spent most of the year in the minors trying to adapt to Americans. After being born and living most of his young life in Mexico, he speaks very little english. Then he went to that god forsaken country of Canada and was force to drink Canada Dry Ginger Ale.

GOD came to the states and immidiately started to adapt. After spending 3 months in a detox program for the poison that the Canadans gave him, he quickly learned the beats of America. He has been seen listening to songs such as Nelly's Ride Wit Me and Country Grammer as well as listening to the tone deaf (except Mya) Moulin Rouge song.

Julio has made several trips to the majors but was not getting the respect from fellow players such as Brady Anderson of the O's, Griffey of the Reds and Palmeiro of the Rangers. All 3 of these players have been dealt their justice so to speak. Griffey has missed most of the year due to injuries, Palmeiro has seen his average dip below 260 and when was the last time you saw Anderson play. On the 30th of August I was able to witness this legend with a few of my friends and they all agree that Julio is GOD.

After getting a glimpse of Julio, I realized that he is huge. God tried to play in the little league world series but was banned for life when he punched umpire Bill Welke in the face in 1991. (on a side note, on the day that I saw Julio pitch against the A's, Julio again punched umpire Bill Welke in the face for being an ass)		Julio was Just 12 here

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